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« Reply #4225 on Feb 14, 2012, 9:57am »

Wish I were on the beach right now....

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« Reply #4226 on Feb 14, 2012, 12:15pm »

As bloody as the opening to Saving Private Ryan.
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« Reply #4227 on Feb 14, 2012, 1:59pm »

My name is in fact Ryan.
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« Reply #4228 on Feb 14, 2012, 4:06pm »

You're gonna die, as is your other brother.
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« Reply #4229 on Feb 14, 2012, 8:56pm »

but hes only in grammer school....
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« Reply #4230 on Feb 16, 2012, 3:38am »

Didn't ryan in saving private ryan start out with a rocket launcher when we first saw him? You rocket sleeper! Nobody likes those people you know.
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« Reply #4231 on Feb 20, 2012, 9:36am »

Wow, the way I was leaning on that window really pushed up my right hip.
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« Reply #4232 on Feb 20, 2012, 10:31pm »

That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.
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« Reply #4233 on Feb 20, 2012, 10:33pm »


Feb 20, 2012, 10:31pm, The Envoy wrote:
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.


Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number.

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« Reply #4234 on Feb 20, 2012, 10:47pm »


Feb 20, 2012, 10:33pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:

Feb 20, 2012, 10:31pm, The Envoy wrote:
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.


Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number.

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« Reply #4235 on Feb 20, 2012, 11:12pm »


Feb 20, 2012, 10:33pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:

Feb 20, 2012, 10:31pm, The Envoy wrote:
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.


Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number.

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No, that's not what Mel looks like when I dream about her, so I say zero.
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« Reply #4236 on Feb 20, 2012, 11:23pm »


Feb 20, 2012, 10:47pm, Machine Gun Kelly wrote:

Feb 20, 2012, 10:33pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:


Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number.

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The last thing you loose is hope?


Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Also, if she was Kristen Stewart, that would mean she's the star of the Twilight movies, and I'd have to permaban her.

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« Reply #4237 on Feb 21, 2012, 12:24am »


Feb 20, 2012, 7:32am, Lord General Armstrong wrote:

Ah Ymmot this is why I love you.



For looking like a disinterested mess in my tin foil lair?





That's cool I guess.



So wait....Mel wasn't that chick in the Twilight movies...

Damn, well then which famous actress is she?
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« Reply #4238 on Feb 21, 2012, 12:45am »

@envoy: And thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams. It seems that you were right. Gotta admit she is hot though. Also i find that one dude that was in twilight is actually a good looking guy and he was alright in 'water for elephants'. Just because he was pale and unlikeable in twilight and has boasted at least one dumb hairstyle doesn't mean he's totally bad all the time. You should give credit where credit is due. He was kind of likeable in that movie.

I think there was a picture of mel in her profile on photobucket but it was blurred like pictures of bigfoot. So you know that could mean she's basically a hoax and that there is no real person named melissia. Maybe it's just some dude behind a keyboard that always wanted attention from masses of men. There are weirder things that have happened ;). In this picture she was also flipping the audience off or the photo taker. Of course that also might not be her but who knows. She looks alright if that's her. I think she should just show herself already. There's no point in overhyping yourself. Besides would you rather nerds imaginations run wild? We have a place for that you know. It's called 4chan.
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« Reply #4239 on Feb 21, 2012, 3:21am »

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A face only a blind mother could love. And only because she has to.
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Feb 20, 2012, 11:23pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:

Feb 20, 2012, 10:47pm, Machine Gun Kelly wrote:


The last thing you loose is hope?


Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Also, if she was Kristen Stewart, that would mean she's the star of the Twilight movies, and I'd have to permaban her.

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Eh, I can think of worse things. Its the dying a virgin thing I'm mostly upset about.
I can cure that. I don't find men attractive so it will probably have to be rape, but I'm willing if you aren't.
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« Reply #4241 on Feb 21, 2012, 6:00am »


Feb 21, 2012, 3:21am, Deathkorpsman wrote:
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A face only a blind mother could love. And only because she has to.


She could still read your face like braille. She could still be displeased by the touch of it.

However you look pretty good. No sense in insulting yourself even if for jokes.
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« Reply #4242 on Feb 21, 2012, 10:46am »


Feb 21, 2012, 6:00am, F.K.M wrote:
No sense in insulting yourself even if for jokes.


But that is the foundation for almost all British humour!
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« Reply #4243 on Feb 21, 2012, 4:46pm »


Feb 20, 2012, 10:33pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:

Feb 20, 2012, 10:31pm, The Envoy wrote:
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.


Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number.

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I'm still pretty sure Mel is Galatea's evil half.

Well, maybe not evil, but same idea.
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« Reply #4244 on Feb 21, 2012, 6:40pm »

Galatea has no evil half.
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« Reply #4245 on Feb 21, 2012, 7:01pm »

Right,

It was all expelled, and congealed into Mel. Or something.
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« Reply #4246 on Feb 21, 2012, 7:34pm »

This is sounding awfully like the plot of a hentai movie.
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Dec 20, 2012, 9:20pm, ponen19 wrote:
Eh, I can think of worse things. Its the dying a virgin thing I'm mostly upset about.
I can cure that. I don't find men attractive so it will probably have to be rape, but I'm willing if you aren't.
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« Reply #4247 on Feb 21, 2012, 8:35pm »

I wouldn't know. But given this recommendation, I may check out the genre.
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« Reply #4248 on Feb 22, 2012, 10:15am »


Feb 21, 2012, 7:34pm, Rolling Thunder wrote:
This is sounding awfully like the plot of a hentai movie.


I'd watch it.

It actually sounds like a terrible soap opera or drama. Quick you need to kill my evil twin!

Trust me though i don't watch hentai but i know the plots as always are paper thin.

I'm not a good judge of this but i figure visual novels have more story with sex also in it. They're still probably stupid in ways but if you find the right ones they're actually worth an anime series and a good one at that.

Ok so family photo time!


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That's the wife and kids. Yes i'm married to a 2 ton sleeper. I want a divorce but then i'd probably get eaten in divorce court (literally) and even if not i'd probably end up paying child support. Most cunning plans needed. I could probably hire an assassin to kill her. Not like it's hard to kill a fat immobile female dog of a wife whose maw just let's you know how capable of nagging she is.
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« Reply #4249 on Feb 22, 2012, 11:41am »

I could believe that you are vermin.
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