Imperial Guard Message Board
« Today... »

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.
May 20, 2013, 12:06am



Check your inbox | Create PM (Registered users only!)

Imperial Guard Message Board :: Underhive :: The Underhive - Off Topic (Post Count Disabled) :: Today...
« Page 1207 of 1593 » Jump to page   Go    [Search This Thread] [Share Topic]
 AuthorTopic: Today... (Read 402,820 times)
empirespy
WARLORD
******
member is offline

[avatar]

Heh heh heh...


[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,093
Location: *CLASSIFIED*
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30150 on Mar 9, 2012, 4:27pm »

Today I went to the GW site and saw this for the first tim
'Games Workshop make the best model soldiers in the world.'
That's the description of their website according to them.
Cocky Pricks
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Sept 6, 2011, 2:51pm, genevaman wrote:
Blame Matt Ward. He's responsible for everything, including Grey Knights and global warming.


[image]
Machine Gun Kelly
WARLORD
******
Suffering from random moments of sanity
member is offline



STOP TOUCHING ME!


[homepage]

Joined: Dec 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,428
Location: Sweden
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30151 on Mar 9, 2012, 4:28pm »

...I spent some time going throught the today thread and have come to a conclution.

FKM actually deserves some recognition for changing his way of writing and behavior. It is quite a significant improvement. Nice work FKM and keep up the good work. Don´t fall down the slope.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,

Why you never see bright colors on my back,

And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.

Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

................................

Play that funky music, White boy!
F.K.M
Warmaster
*****
Brah
member is offline

[avatar]

I do not handle well when tempted with weapons of mass destruction.



Joined: May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 684
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30152 on Mar 9, 2012, 5:06pm »


Mar 9, 2012, 4:28pm, Machine Gun Kelly wrote:
...I spent some time going throught the today thread and have come to a conclution.

FKM actually deserves some recognition for changing his way of writing and behavior. It is quite a significant improvement. Nice work FKM and keep up the good work. Don´t fall down the slope.


I find raising the bar makes a sudden falling like a lead balloon in taste that much more impacting. Your standards for my behavior are higher now so it's much easier to ruin them ;).
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

Pvt. Orren
Warmaster
*****
member is offline

[avatar]

God loves the Infantry

[aim]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 750
Location: Ft. Benning, GA
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30153 on Mar 9, 2012, 6:18pm »

It only took a couple years, an abundance of warnings and threats, multiple lessons on internet etiquette, and several bannings to teach him too.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged
F.K.M
Warmaster
*****
Brah
member is offline

[avatar]

I do not handle well when tempted with weapons of mass destruction.



Joined: May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 684
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30154 on Mar 9, 2012, 7:10pm »

@orren: Death threats included?
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

RedsandRoyals
Modissar
*****
Always Grooving...
member is offline

[avatar]

Dance Commander

[yim] [aim]

Joined: Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,012
Location: Virginia
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30155 on Mar 9, 2012, 9:15pm »

Today, I'm urineed at Bioware. Apparently, to get the "Best" endings possible for Mass Effect 3, the Galactic Readiness Rating, which depends solely on people playing the multiplayer co-op, has to be a certain level. That means I probably have to wait a few months before I the readiness rating is high enough. That, or I find three other people with some free time and play the crap out of it during Spring Break.

Edit: Nvm, apparently readiness isn't affected by the global MP, just yours.

Reds
« Last Edit: Mar 9, 2012, 9:18pm by RedsandRoyals »Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

There may be no "I" in "Team", but there is a "Team" in "Meat Shield"

Play Wargame: AirLandBattle, Dammit!
F.K.M
Warmaster
*****
Brah
member is offline

[avatar]

I do not handle well when tempted with weapons of mass destruction.



Joined: May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 684
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30156 on Mar 9, 2012, 10:15pm »

@reds: So wait you have to end the game at a higher level rather than ending the fight more swiftly and decisively at a lower level to get some stupid rating to get a better ending? Oh thanks sheppard for saving us even if you took 3 months when you could've taken 3 days and saved us from a lot of damage. Here's a grand admiral of specialness award for letting so many of us die by taking your sweet time.

While looking at the dark eldar i noticed that the current grotesques look like bane from batman (you know the guy pumped up with drugs and growth stimulants).
« Last Edit: Mar 9, 2012, 11:20pm by F.K.M »Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

Fire For Effect
Lieutenant
**
member is offline

[avatar]

[msn]

Joined: Mar 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 137
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30157 on Mar 10, 2012, 5:15am »

Today, I started playing Space Marine and learned I would be a horrible Space Marine, mostly since my tactics include firing wildly until I run out of ammo and running away... "And they shall know no... wait... where's that one going?"
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged
Dave the Putrescent
WARLORD
******
Dave, The Yorkshireman
member is offline

[avatar]

The WiP of Kharn the Betrayer since 1994!

[msn]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,197
Location: South Yorkshire, England
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30158 on Mar 10, 2012, 9:04am »

Hahahaha xD I would love to see that FFE xD
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Quote:


IGMB Awards 2013 :D

First member to loose a lose a finger with a craft knife: DRAW: Cosmic & Dave


[image]
KRIEGEIRK
WARLORD
******
Der FuturFuhrer
member is offline

[avatar]

Is it weird that when I put a suit on I feel the urge to take over something?



Joined: Jun 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,069
Location: Pennsylvania, U.S.
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30159 on Mar 10, 2012, 9:12am »

Same FFE. My lovely lady got me the game for Valentines day and my tactics are pretty much the same. The Orks BS 2 skill is definitely not taken into effect in the game thats for sure. I think they could have given you the opportunity to take cover behind rubble like in Gears. But that "wouldn't be Space Marine-y" I guess. Tactically more sound though.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Jan 27, 2012, 8:43pm, Rook wrote:
Tonight I am going to run around my street naked. I bet I can do it without the police being called.



Jan 17, 2012, 2:30am, ymmot wrote:
D'aw, I haven't dreamed of murdering people since I was an angsty teenager.
Soap
Warmaster
*****
member is offline

[avatar]

Soaps Club



Joined: Dec 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 949
Location: North East England
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30160 on Mar 10, 2012, 9:42am »

My SM tactic involves running up into close combat with anything, and then die due to the fact the iv been beaten half to death by orks shooting big guns at me while i stomp on other orks, and then notice the second wave come...
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


May 13, 2011, 12:29pm, 3ff3ct wrote:
Cases marked 'Porn' are all well and good, but a guardman doing the five knuckle shuffle just isnt right :-/


Apr 5, 2011, 8:57pm, paradill wrote:
Give in to the dark side...... we have scantily clad, large breasted slave girls 360 degrees of fire.
Hookah, S.C.
Colonel
****
Warning Level - 25%
***
Mostly Harmless
member is offline



But what if I put more plasma on it?



Joined: Sept 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 389
Location: Moscow
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30161 on Mar 10, 2012, 10:39am »

Good weekend. I do love girls.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

Flyers on your flyers son.

RedsandRoyals
Modissar
*****
Always Grooving...
member is offline

[avatar]

Dance Commander

[yim] [aim]

Joined: Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,012
Location: Virginia
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30162 on Mar 10, 2012, 10:53am »

My SM tactics tend to be "Backpedal furiously while blasting everything with a stormbolter" if I run Tac, and "Astartes SMASH!" if I run Assault, as a few IGMB members can testify.

So, thanks to the assistance of Wraelis Colonel and some of his friends, I managed to boost my readiness rating high enough to get the ending I wanted. Reapers destroyed, Earth saved, mission accomplished.

Reds
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

There may be no "I" in "Team", but there is a "Team" in "Meat Shield"

Play Wargame: AirLandBattle, Dammit!
Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four
WARLORD
******
Captain No-Show
member is offline

[avatar]

D.o.N.T Clone Surgeon, Head of Respiratory Illness Causes and Spreading, Chef of the Underhive



Joined: Aug 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,989
Location: Falls Church, Virginia
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30163 on Mar 10, 2012, 11:36am »


Mar 10, 2012, 5:15am, Fire For Effect wrote:
Today, I started playing Space Marine and learned I would be a horrible Space Marine, mostly since my tactics include firing wildly until I run out of ammo and running away... "And they shall know no... wait... where's that one going?"


Yeah, you've definitely got to learn to get in close and wail on things with whatever close combat weapon you've got, and be sure to use the stun move and then pull off gory executions. Much more effective in most cases... Well except with bomb Squigs--those you need to stay as far away as possible from and shoot the crap out of them before they can run up and say hello/go boom. ;)
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

My picture thread.


Dec 16, 2011, 3:42pm, ymmot wrote:
A pee stained victory is victory none the less.


2012 IGMB Award: "Most Likely to End Up Wrapped in Bacon."

2013 IGMB Award: "Most Likely to be Killed by Bacon."
The Envoy
WARLORD
******
Panda Hippo Goat Man
member is offline

[avatar]

Secretary of Shorts

[aim]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,755
Location: On the Doomick's Cube
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30164 on Mar 10, 2012, 3:23pm »

Frakkin Bomb Squigs!
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Apr 17, 2012, 5:26pm, juliansharps wrote:

Space Bronies (Excommunicated for Heretical Teachings [Friendship is magic, but magic is heresy])
F.K.M
Warmaster
*****
Brah
member is offline

[avatar]

I do not handle well when tempted with weapons of mass destruction.



Joined: May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 684
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30165 on Mar 10, 2012, 3:25pm »


Mar 10, 2012, 11:36am, Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four wrote:

Mar 10, 2012, 5:15am, Fire For Effect wrote:
Today, I started playing Space Marine and learned I would be a horrible Space Marine, mostly since my tactics include firing wildly until I run out of ammo and running away... "And they shall know no... wait... where's that one going?"


Yeah, you've definitely got to learn to get in close and wail on things with whatever close combat weapon you've got, and be sure to use the stun move and then pull off gory executions. Much more effective in most cases... Well except with bomb Squigs--those you need to stay as far away as possible from and shoot the crap out of them before they can run up and say hello/go boom. ;)


That's pretty much how i handled it. I still think getting health is pretty odd as it favors melee to a ridiculous degree but whatever. Whenever enemies tried melee'ing me and i was shooting them with a ranged weapon i mostly just jumped out of the way. It tends to work pretty well. Getting some distance between you and you enemies isn't a bad thing when shooting. Just wait until the chaos marines part. In some areas i think i had to stay at long range and snipe them with the lascannon. Those plasma cannon chaos marines are just too ridiculous.

In the game i find most of the weapons are awesome. The melee weapons (chainsword, power axe and esp. thunder hammer) and the ranged weapons (melta gun, plasma gun, auto cannon, heavy bolter, plasma cannon, lascannon, etc.) were pretty much godly. It was a lot of fun to play. I may go back and try to find more of the servo skulls as well. They weren't really that hard to find for the ones i did find.

As far as weapons this game needs i'd say an assault cannon. That would make my day. A rocket launcher might also be ok but i could do without it.
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2012, 3:29pm by F.K.M »Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

The Envoy
WARLORD
******
Panda Hippo Goat Man
member is offline

[avatar]

Secretary of Shorts

[aim]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,755
Location: On the Doomick's Cube
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30166 on Mar 10, 2012, 6:01pm »

Today,

I have been playing some Supreme Commander.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Apr 17, 2012, 5:26pm, juliansharps wrote:

Space Bronies (Excommunicated for Heretical Teachings [Friendship is magic, but magic is heresy])
Lord General Armstrong
WARLORD
******
Lord General
member is offline

[avatar]

Victory is achieved through mettle. Glory is achieved through metal.


[homepage]

Joined: Feb 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,298
Location: Australia
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30167 on Mar 10, 2012, 6:17pm »


Mar 9, 2012, 9:15pm, RedsandRoyals wrote:
Today, I'm urineed at Bioware. Apparently, to get the "Best" endings possible for Mass Effect 3, the Galactic Readiness Rating, which depends solely on people playing the multiplayer co-op, has to be a certain level. That means I probably have to wait a few months before I the readiness rating is high enough. That, or I find three other people with some free time and play the crap out of it during Spring Break.

Edit: Nvm, apparently readiness isn't affected by the global MP, just yours.

Reds


Your Galactic rating can still be at 50% and still get the best ending. Galactic Rating only increases the effectiveness of the troops for the final battle this can be waved aside by merely doing all the side missions and just creating a big force. Quantity over quality.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

jarms48

I'm sure most of the men in the galaxy are familiar with the sinking feeling that accompanies the words "Do you think you could do me a little favour, darling?", but when the woman asking the question is an inquisitor it's even less wise than usual to say "No".
RedsandRoyals
Modissar
*****
Always Grooving...
member is offline

[avatar]

Dance Commander

[yim] [aim]

Joined: Aug 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,012
Location: Virginia
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30168 on Mar 10, 2012, 6:44pm »

@Armstrong: I could only get my effective military rating into the 3,000 area by doing all the side missions and the like. I'm sure a few of my decisions sabotaged it, though.

Reds
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

There may be no "I" in "Team", but there is a "Team" in "Meat Shield"

Play Wargame: AirLandBattle, Dammit!
WestRider
WARLORD
******
Dux Dissimulo
member is offline

[avatar]

Cpt. Burton of the Phrygian III, Blue Company


[homepage]

Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 2,386
Location: Seattle Area
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30169 on Mar 10, 2012, 6:53pm »

Today is the 15th Anniversary of the first airing of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've got a big batch of curry going, and later on a friend is coming over and we're going to re-watch the first double episode to celebrate.

I've been getting some games in with my Nids against a Necron Player I met who lives just up the street. It's been a lot of fun because he doesn't have a lot of the really hardcore Units, so I can pull out fun stuff like my Warrior-centric lists and throw down on a more or less even field.

He said he wants to see what a Tournament Nid List looks like next week, though, so that's probably just going to be a straight-up stomp. Especially since we're playing at 1500, which is pretty much where my competitive Nid List peaks.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Jan 25, 2013, 11:59pm, emptyhat wrote:
When the dust settled Westrider strode out holding the severed heads of all who opposed him.


Freedom from the Tyranny of Pants!
Pvt. Orren
Warmaster
*****
member is offline

[avatar]

God loves the Infantry

[aim]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 750
Location: Ft. Benning, GA
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30170 on Mar 10, 2012, 7:01pm »

The ending is based off your effective military strength, not your overall military strength.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged
F.K.M
Warmaster
*****
Brah
member is offline

[avatar]

I do not handle well when tempted with weapons of mass destruction.



Joined: May 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 684
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30171 on Mar 10, 2012, 7:04pm »

@westrider: What nids do you run? Some go shooty, some go stealer heavy and some go heavy on spore pods. I don't know if other lists are as effective but i heard those are the best or at least vs guard.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged

Rolling Thunder
Modissar
*****
member is offline

[avatar]


[homepage]

Joined: Sept 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,464
Location: Newcastle
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30172 on Mar 10, 2012, 8:46pm »


Mar 9, 2012, 10:20am, Machine Gun Kelly wrote:
Project management is fun. At the end they will tell you to forget everything you´ve learnt cause in real life it doesn´t work anyways. It is easier to bribe the four individuals in the project who are actually working, with beer and chocolate to get project done.


My father's method seemed to involve conscripting me, saddling me with the problem areas of responsibility and then watching me threaten to maim the individuals responsible for the departments, and then watching the work magically appear. As it turns out, waterboarding produces surprisingly successful results if you do it in the nearest sewerage plant.

Then again, this was back in Durban.



Mar 9, 2012, 3:06pm, F.K.M wrote:

Mar 9, 2012, 5:21am, Rolling Thunder wrote:


You?

Lol.


Ron Jeremy. That is all.


Yes, but he had a large thingy. You, my friend, clearly have one that is around average and are massively insecure about it (don't be, it really does not matter if the girl in question is into you - the last straight girl I got drunk with admitted the best sex she had was with a guy with a paltry three inches, good technique and an amazing tongue...lucky bítch...)


Also, everyone, if you spoil any mass effect 3 plot points for me I will ban you straight out. Sorry, but this is a point of principle for me - Makarova already ruined KoTor for me, so if you guys FUBAR ME3 then I will enact retribution.
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2012, 8:50pm by Rolling Thunder »Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Dec 21, 2012, 8:34pm, Rook wrote:

Dec 20, 2012, 9:20pm, ponen19 wrote:
Eh, I can think of worse things. Its the dying a virgin thing I'm mostly upset about.
I can cure that. I don't find men attractive so it will probably have to be rape, but I'm willing if you aren't.
Pvt. Orren
Warmaster
*****
member is offline

[avatar]

God loves the Infantry

[aim]
[homepage]

Joined: Apr 2009
Gender: Male
Posts: 750
Location: Ft. Benning, GA
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30173 on Mar 10, 2012, 8:54pm »

So, I only fell into 5th place(I was in 3rd) after last weeks horrible, horrible, massacre against Space Wolves. I fell confident I can get into the top three again, or at least hold my ground in the top 5 of my league. We have 15 players this league, so it's a pretty big one. Well, it has been fluxuating actually. 16-14 players, depending on the week.

Think I mix it up, and roll out a gunline or mech platoon list, instead of my Spec Ops list.
Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged
Rook
Warmaster
*****
O, Death
member is offline

[avatar]

Rook Smash!!!



Joined: Apr 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 500
Location: The land masturbation won.
 Re: Today...
« Reply #30174 on Mar 10, 2012, 9:26pm »


Mar 10, 2012, 8:46pm, Rolling Thunder wrote:
As it turns out, waterboarding produces surprisingly successful results
Google some youtube videos on 'waterboarding'. I wouldn't consider it 'torture'. Yet others do.

It fascinates me why they call it torture. The main reason it isn't torture(in my opinion):

This

"Despite being waterboarded 183 times in March 2003, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed did not divulge actionable intelligence until at least 2006, withholding the information under torture. KSM revealed it only under the sophisticated non-coercive persuasion favored by professional interrogators."

If he was actually tortured do you think it would take more than 2 or 3 sessions. Now how about 183?


I doesn't look like torture to me. Unpleasant, scary, uncomfortable sure but not torture. But as Christopher Hitchens says; if the person interrogated didn't have the info they were seeking then it's a different story.
« Last Edit: Mar 10, 2012, 9:47pm by Rook »Link to Post - Back to Top  IP: Logged


Nov 1, 2012, 1:38pm, Machine Gun Kelly wrote:
Thank you Rook. You are an exceptional man, do not let anyone ever tell anything else. You always astound me, by managing to be kind, thoughtful and caring. But also stand tall, be hard as steel and never back down.
« Page 1207 of 1593 » Jump to page   Go    [Search This Thread] [Share Topic]

Click Here To Make This Board Ad-Free


This Board Hosted For FREE By ProBoards
Get Your Own Free Message Boards & Free Forums!
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Notice | FTC Disclosure | Report Abuse | Mobile