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Imperial Guard Message Board :: General :: Beginners Board :: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Page 65 of 76 » Jump to page   Go     Author Topic: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) (Read 16,062 times) Ymoot WARLORD member is offline !on hO Joined: Mar 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 4,437 Location: YOURFACE, CA Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1600 on Oct 31, 2009, 2:57am » Oct 30, 2009, 11:11am, The Envoy wrote: Oct 30, 2009, 10:42am, ElegaicRequiem wrote: I spy more pants heresy on the horizon! Envoy, the fire of righteousness! That way! *burns down Ymmot's bonfire* Blarg, only you would be so cunning Mangoatpanda-Man! *Is defeated* *Flees* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged gribbit. Helmian WARLORD Swami of Sweatpants member is offline Joined: Nov 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 1,276 Location: Norway Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1601 on Oct 31, 2009, 3:41am » Oct 29, 2009, 11:28pm, The Envoy wrote: Hey! I only burned down an entire enchanted forest chasing down the terrible pants heretic Ymmot. Not my fault the entire elf population got in the way. Ahem, I believe it was me that commandeered the imperator titan armed to the teeth with inferno guns Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged ''At the end I will be there. For the final battle. For the Wolftime." - Leman Russ Take thy shield take thy sword All thy weapons to the sky Ye shall need them when Thee Emperor bid thou rise For none but the brave Shall rise up from the grave To see the valkyries fly Rolling Thunder Modissar Grammar Gestapo member is offline Ohne Dich.... Joined: Sept 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 4,338 Location: Cape Town, South Africa Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1602 on Oct 31, 2009, 6:49am » *Strides out of the mushroom clouds, greatcoat burned away and filled with a rage hotter than the nucleonic fires burning behind him* That was a good coat, damn you.... *Conjures lightning* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Mercenary/Malengradian 37th/39th (Renegade Combined Arms) W/L/D 22/3/3 "All over the Yonder: The smell of Blood and Thunder " Mercenary XIX Company W/L/D 0/0/0 The Envoy WARLORD member is offline Secretary of Shorts Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,818 Location: In Front of My Computer Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1603 on Oct 31, 2009, 3:00pm » Oct 31, 2009, 3:41am, Helmian wrote: Oct 29, 2009, 11:28pm, The Envoy wrote: Hey! I only burned down an entire enchanted forest chasing down the terrible pants heretic Ymmot. Not my fault the entire elf population got in the way. Ahem, I believe it was me that commandeered the imperator titan armed to the teeth with inferno guns We all contributed. But starting it all off with the Hellhound with Hull Heavy Flamer and then a hand held Heavy Flamer... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome." The "Dibs" system is not a recognized method of advancement in the Ordo Malleus The Gentleman Soldier WARLORD Master of Night and Shadow member is offline You got blood on my suit... Joined: Apr 2007 Gender: Male Posts: 2,834 Location: Portsmouth, southern england Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1604 on Oct 31, 2009, 3:50pm » Yes, we're all in it together! *Shoots small forest elf.* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Monian 37th "wraiths" commando, infiltration and raider regiment. Resident Half Life head. My deviantart!!!- http://thegentlemansoldier.deviantart.com/ Ellis-"HOOOOOLLYYY SH!T GUYS! KIDDDDIE LAAAAND!!!" Nick-"He's like a five year old with a gun, and a comprehension of every swear word in the english language." -Left 4 dead 2 ElegaicRequiem WARLORD member is offline Dark Lord of Terra's Pants Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 4,076 Location: Subjugating Commorragh Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1605 on Oct 31, 2009, 4:29pm » Yup, team effort and all that. Srgt. Master, you might wanna put up some signs beforehand next time you detonate nuclear devices... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Guard Codex: Ministry of Pants Tellius PDF 3rd (errant) [3-0-0] Scarlet Edge 3rd [1-2-0] Martel's Blade [4-1-0] Srgt. Master Colonel member is offline I can see your house from here! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 445 Location: flying through a wormhole! Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1606 on Nov 1, 2009, 12:13am » Sorry about the coat RT, I though you were over there.... or was it that I thought the nukes were over that way??? hmm...I believe it was the second one.... Once again...Sorry about the coat... *yells into vox* WHY WERE THOSE THINGS THERE?!?!I SAID EAST NOT WES-....your fired.... *nuke goes off in distance* « Last Edit: Nov 1, 2009, 12:18am by Srgt. Master » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Commander of the Loyal Outcasts In-board Technophile Official Loyal Outcasts Fluff! R&C http://commissar.proboards.com/index.cgi....ead=7776&page=1 Outcasts-Innovator escort force W-L-T 8-4-4 Deamon-Doctor Hetlan WARLORD member is offline Currently a Stone troll Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,164 Location: Hetlin, Hetland Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1607 on Nov 3, 2009, 8:47pm » *Sets Srgt. Master on fire with the M.P.I.G.* Is he still part of the ministry? Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I only need one form of combat tactics "Do a barrel roll." "I was the president of the moon when time was."- Stephano, The Tempest Fate may have something in store for me......But I have something in store for fate. *cracks knuckles* The Prince Admiral of Nice Things ElegaicRequiem WARLORD member is offline Dark Lord of Terra's Pants Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 4,076 Location: Subjugating Commorragh Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1608 on Nov 3, 2009, 9:32pm » No, he deserted. Burn away. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Guard Codex: Ministry of Pants Tellius PDF 3rd (errant) [3-0-0] Scarlet Edge 3rd [1-2-0] Martel's Blade [4-1-0] Deamon-Doctor Hetlan WARLORD member is offline Currently a Stone troll Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,164 Location: Hetlin, Hetland Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1609 on Nov 3, 2009, 9:35pm » Kyahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *Switches fire from stun to kill* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I only need one form of combat tactics "Do a barrel roll." "I was the president of the moon when time was."- Stephano, The Tempest Fate may have something in store for me......But I have something in store for fate. *cracks knuckles* The Prince Admiral of Nice Things The Envoy WARLORD member is offline Secretary of Shorts Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,818 Location: In Front of My Computer Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1610 on Nov 3, 2009, 9:41pm » Nov 3, 2009, 9:35pm, Deamon-Doctor Hetlan wrote: *Switches fire from stun to kill* *opens mouth to say something...changes mind* Carry on. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome." The "Dibs" system is not a recognized method of advancement in the Ordo Malleus Deamon-Doctor Hetlan WARLORD member is offline Currently a Stone troll Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,164 Location: Hetlin, Hetland Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1611 on Nov 3, 2009, 9:46pm » Kyahahahahahahahahahaha *Switches from kill to virus* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I only need one form of combat tactics "Do a barrel roll." "I was the president of the moon when time was."- Stephano, The Tempest Fate may have something in store for me......But I have something in store for fate. *cracks knuckles* The Prince Admiral of Nice Things The Envoy WARLORD member is offline Secretary of Shorts Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,818 Location: In Front of My Computer Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1612 on Nov 3, 2009, 9:50pm » Awesome. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome." The "Dibs" system is not a recognized method of advancement in the Ordo Malleus Deamon-Doctor Hetlan WARLORD member is offline Currently a Stone troll Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,164 Location: Hetlin, Hetland Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1613 on Nov 4, 2009, 9:05pm » *Changes settings from virus to tickle* I aim to please. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I only need one form of combat tactics "Do a barrel roll." "I was the president of the moon when time was."- Stephano, The Tempest Fate may have something in store for me......But I have something in store for fate. *cracks knuckles* The Prince Admiral of Nice Things ElegaicRequiem WARLORD member is offline Dark Lord of Terra's Pants Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 4,076 Location: Subjugating Commorragh Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1614 on Nov 4, 2009, 10:58pm » That's not awkward or anything... Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Guard Codex: Ministry of Pants Tellius PDF 3rd (errant) [3-0-0] Scarlet Edge 3rd [1-2-0] Martel's Blade [4-1-0] Srgt. Master Colonel member is offline I can see your house from here! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 445 Location: flying through a wormhole! Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1615 on Nov 5, 2009, 7:01pm » *passes his armour save, nothing happens* yeash! *shoots back at combi-flamer/tickler/virus/beam/thing with BFG* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Commander of the Loyal Outcasts In-board Technophile Official Loyal Outcasts Fluff! R&C http://commissar.proboards.com/index.cgi....ead=7776&page=1 Outcasts-Innovator escort force W-L-T 8-4-4 ElegaicRequiem WARLORD member is offline Dark Lord of Terra's Pants Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 4,076 Location: Subjugating Commorragh Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1616 on Nov 7, 2009, 9:43am » *A hundred grabbing hands rise from the ground and attempt to drag Srgt. Master to the depths of the warp.* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Guard Codex: Ministry of Pants Tellius PDF 3rd (errant) [3-0-0] Scarlet Edge 3rd [1-2-0] Martel's Blade [4-1-0] Spinning Head Guy Colonel member is offline Emporer of beards! a.k.a. Spinning Head Guy Joined: Jun 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 313 Location: Calmare stad Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1617 on Nov 7, 2009, 11:56am » *watches bemused* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, aim for the eyes!" Srgt. Master Colonel member is offline I can see your house from here! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 445 Location: flying through a wormhole! Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1618 on Nov 7, 2009, 9:34pm » *looks at the clawing hands, and activates jetpack, attempting desperatly to escape...looking down and seeing the claws impossible extend to follow him, he sets his bionics to self-destruct, and mentally prepairs for mind-scattering* BOOM! *charred, irrecognisable corpse halls on SHG, and the claws start to dragg him to the warp as well as the corpse* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Commander of the Loyal Outcasts In-board Technophile Official Loyal Outcasts Fluff! R&C http://commissar.proboards.com/index.cgi....ead=7776&page=1 Outcasts-Innovator escort force W-L-T 8-4-4 ElegaicRequiem WARLORD member is offline Dark Lord of Terra's Pants Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 4,076 Location: Subjugating Commorragh Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1619 on Nov 7, 2009, 10:50pm » *Puts another hash mark under the heading: Collateral Damage.* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged My Guard Codex: Ministry of Pants Tellius PDF 3rd (errant) [3-0-0] Scarlet Edge 3rd [1-2-0] Martel's Blade [4-1-0] Spinning Head Guy Colonel member is offline Emporer of beards! a.k.a. Spinning Head Guy Joined: Jun 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 313 Location: Calmare stad Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1620 on Nov 8, 2009, 7:22am » Eeeeek! Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged "Poo is a weapon, monkeys use it, aim for the eyes!" Srgt. Master Colonel member is offline I can see your house from here! Joined: Feb 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 445 Location: flying through a wormhole! Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1621 on Nov 8, 2009, 8:54am » *A new clone teleports back in, points at SHG* HA!ha! *Teleports away before the claws notice him* Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Commander of the Loyal Outcasts In-board Technophile Official Loyal Outcasts Fluff! R&C http://commissar.proboards.com/index.cgi....ead=7776&page=1 Outcasts-Innovator escort force W-L-T 8-4-4 Deamon-Doctor Hetlan WARLORD member is offline Currently a Stone troll Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,164 Location: Hetlin, Hetland Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1622 on Nov 9, 2009, 8:51pm » <Cant initiation//Teleport lock on//Target aquired//Commencing Thermo-nuclear power draw.//Locking on to coordinates//Aiming// Firing all O.H.M.Y.G.O.D.T.H.A.T.T.H.I.N.G.S.H.U.G.E. in range.//Commencing//Have a nice day//Cant terminated> *Hetlan flicked the trigger* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *Watches as over seventy blasts hit their target dead on and incinerate everything* Also the M.P.I.G. is the Man Portable Inferno Gun. It has my name written on it. It no longer allows armour saves. My signature tends to do that.....I can't wait till I have to sign a contract. « Last Edit: Nov 9, 2009, 8:55pm by Deamon-Doctor Hetlan » Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged I only need one form of combat tactics "Do a barrel roll." "I was the president of the moon when time was."- Stephano, The Tempest Fate may have something in store for me......But I have something in store for fate. *cracks knuckles* The Prince Admiral of Nice Things Julian Sharps WARLORD member is offline By the time you hear them, it'll be too late to run. Joined: Mar 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,039 Location: Incoming Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1623 on Nov 10, 2009, 12:41am » Thus making the pen truly mightier than the sword (with the assistance of some rather nasty papercuts)? Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Brothers-in-Arms: Aeon, Reds and Royals, Batou, John Galt, Shugotenshi, Scarper, WILLEM, Vesuviushetlan, Rolling Thunder Sisters-in-Arms: Sister Galatea, Makarova Quote: "Your cunning plan would have worked, if not for one thing. Me." - Rolling Thunder Current Record (W/L/D) 08th Corvis: 9-4-4 08th Corvis (5th Ed): 9-2-3 501st Emperor's Fists: 6-2-0 The Envoy WARLORD member is offline Secretary of Shorts Joined: Apr 2009 Gender: Male Posts: 1,818 Location: In Front of My Computer Re: Welcome ( View this first if you're new.) « Reply #1624 on Nov 10, 2009, 12:46am » *stabs someone with a pen* I always saw them as equals. Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Since the beginning of time, man has looked with awe at the majesty of birds in flight and thought, "If only those bastards were on fire, man, that'd be awesome." 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