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Post by Trickstick on May 17, 2011 18:20:08 GMT -5
Ok, so someone blew up the arena. Now I have built a new one!
Edit: This arena has some brand new features. First of all, the controls are locked to my psychic patterns, so breaking in to the control room will not help you. I also have plenty of deadly new 'themes' installed and ready to use.
Fight!
*Punches a passing water vole.*
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Post by Walrus on May 17, 2011 18:35:50 GMT -5
I recommend some ground rules... Proper grammar, god-modding=punch in the face ect. Ect.
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Post by Trickstick on May 17, 2011 18:41:10 GMT -5
No additional rules are needed. We, as always, will follow all of the forum rules.
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Post by Walrus on May 17, 2011 18:46:40 GMT -5
Hmm, that seems reasonable....
*eats water vole Trickstick punched*
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Post by Trickstick on May 17, 2011 18:50:28 GMT -5
Well at least it was nice and tenderised. I had punched some explosives into it though.
*Remote detonates the vole.*
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Post by Walrus on May 17, 2011 18:51:14 GMT -5
AAAAGH my spleen!
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Post by Trickstick on May 17, 2011 19:34:15 GMT -5
*Punches Walrus's spleen in the spleen.*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 17, 2011 19:41:12 GMT -5
*Grabs Walrus and drags him behind cover, pausing to make sure his turtle helmet is perfectly angled.*
Watch out lad, Jerry's using rodents strapped with bombs!
Gah! The Hun! *Wildly flails at Trickstick with a bayonet as he appears*
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Post by Trickstick on May 17, 2011 19:46:06 GMT -5
*Makes a flail of bayonets and vole tails.*
Have at thee!
*Gives the vole flail to a baboon, which proceeds to attack RT frantically.*
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 18, 2011 5:46:06 GMT -5
*Sneakily plants a landmine that, when stepped on, will explode, sending out several thousand grenades, which will explode, sending millions of explosive tipped shuriken tipped nunchucks flying through the air*
*Sets up a catapult, fills it with shurikens, and i mean LOTS of shurikens*
*fires catapult*
Have Fun!
*Tips top hat which a certain daemon/lemon halfbreed aquired through nefarious means*
Tally Ho!
*Falls down a convienient hole*
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 6:27:18 GMT -5
*Activates the electromagnet that he hid on Lemonking.*
Looks like they are all coming for you.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 7:09:46 GMT -5
*Clones Walrus a new spleen* It's up to you to install it, though, my apprentice... *Grabs Trickstick, drags him to the control room, and forces him to touch the controls* Quick, cheminhaler, start pressing random buttons and pulling random levers while I've got him in here!
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 7:12:43 GMT -5
I didn't say it was biometrics Trooper, I need to willingly do it.
*Makes trooper irresistibly tasty to sausage dogs.*
They will eat you alive!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 7:17:20 GMT -5
I didn't say it was biometrics Trooper, I need to willingly do it. *Makes trooper irresistibly tasty to sausage dogs.* They will eat you alive! That's pretty much my life already, so your tampering with my tastiness has no effect. *Injects trickstick with a cocktail of hallucinogens and psychedelic drugs that unlock his mind, and allows him to willingly let cheminhaler play with the controls* *Starts a clone of trickstick that is modified to be compliant just for good measure*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 18, 2011 7:56:06 GMT -5
Gaaaahhhh!
*Ducks under the balloon.*
Damn you, you bally hun! Walrus, with me! Charge!!
*Charges the control room with bayonet fixed*
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 7:58:04 GMT -5
*Destroys all Trickstick clones and sampled genetic material.*
I have told you before Trooper, I will not accept filthy clones of myself. Also, those drugs seem fun. They combine with the drugs I have already had to give a nice mellow high. What are they called?
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 8:03:23 GMT -5
Ah, it's a secret recipe made from the distilled essences of LemonKing and Trickstick clones... Wait. What?
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Post by cheminhaler on May 18, 2011 8:08:14 GMT -5
*Sneaks into the control centre, disarms all the guard bots and shoots the honey badger in the back of the big toe*
*Examines the new control centre's new levers*
Aha! I see the problem. Trickstick has wired it to only accept his psychic brain patterns.
Solution - to remove Trickstick's brain oooor to rewire the control centre?
*Ponders the solution as Trickstick's sneaky pet Hive Tyrant creeps up behind me...*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 8:26:06 GMT -5
*Sneaks into the control centre, disarms all the guard bots and shoots the honey badger in the back of the big toe* *Examines the new control centre's new levers* Aha! I see the problem. Trickstick has wired it to only accept his psychic brain patterns. Solution - to remove Trickstick's brain oooor to rewire the control centre? *Ponders the solution as Trickstick's sneaky pet Hive Tyrant creeps up behind me...* I opt for the former! *Revs up electric chainsaw and prepares the dull, rusty spoon for grey matter removal* Cheminhaler, please hold Trickstick still.
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 8:28:17 GMT -5
That isn't a hive tyrant, it is my pet Licktor. It sneaks up behind you and licks you to death.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 8:45:00 GMT -5
*Removes the Licktor's tongue*
This should make an interesting ingredient to add to a future curry...
*Cycles up the Gatling cannon*
Hmmm... Where is something to kill?
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 8:54:23 GMT -5
*Brings back the Gatling Punisher.*
Dance Trooper.
*Squeezes the trigger.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 9:05:02 GMT -5
*Waltzes out of the line of fire and turns the Gatling cannon on Trickstick*
Dance with me, Trickstick! Dance with me!
*Squeezes the trigger*
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 9:07:02 GMT -5
Why Trooper, asking me to dance? Gatling romance at its best.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 9:15:19 GMT -5
Indeed.
*Cycles the auto-loaders and prepares for another burst*
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