Hookah, S.C.
Colonel
Mostly Harmless
25%
But what if I put more plasma on it?
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Feb 14, 2012 16:06:32 GMT -5
You're gonna die, as is your other brother.
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Post by zeke on Feb 14, 2012 20:56:55 GMT -5
but hes only in grammer school....
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 16, 2012 3:38:16 GMT -5
Didn't ryan in saving private ryan start out with a rocket launcher when we first saw him? You rocket sleeper! Nobody likes those people you know.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 20, 2012 9:36:05 GMT -5
Wow, the way I was leaning on that window really pushed up my right hip.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 20, 2012 22:31:14 GMT -5
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 20, 2012 22:33:19 GMT -5
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart. Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number. Reds
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on Feb 20, 2012 22:47:17 GMT -5
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart. Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number. Reds The last thing you loose is hope?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 20, 2012 23:12:40 GMT -5
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart. Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number. Reds No, that's not what Mel looks like when I dream about her, so I say zero.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 20, 2012 23:23:49 GMT -5
Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number. Reds The last thing you loose is hope? Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Also, if she was Kristen Stewart, that would mean she's the star of the Twilight movies, and I'd have to permaban her. Reds
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Feb 21, 2012 0:24:07 GMT -5
Ah Ymmot this is why I love you. For looking like a disinterested mess in my tin foil lair? That's cool I guess. So wait....Mel wasn't that chick in the Twilight movies... Damn, well then which famous actress is she?
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 21, 2012 0:45:09 GMT -5
@envoy: And thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams. It seems that you were right. Gotta admit she is hot though. Also i find that one dude that was in twilight is actually a good looking guy and he was alright in 'water for elephants'. Just because he was pale and unlikeable in twilight and has boasted at least one dumb hairstyle doesn't mean he's totally bad all the time. You should give credit where credit is due. He was kind of likeable in that movie. I think there was a picture of mel in her profile on photobucket but it was blurred like pictures of bigfoot. So you know that could mean she's basically a hoax and that there is no real person named melissia. Maybe it's just some dude behind a keyboard that always wanted attention from masses of men. There are weirder things that have happened . In this picture she was also flipping the audience off or the photo taker. Of course that also might not be her but who knows. She looks alright if that's her. I think she should just show herself already. There's no point in overhyping yourself. Besides would you rather nerds imaginations run wild? We have a place for that you know. It's called 4chan.
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Post by Deathkorpsman on Feb 21, 2012 3:21:01 GMT -5
A face only a blind mother could love. And only because she has to.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Feb 21, 2012 5:21:11 GMT -5
The last thing you loose is hope? Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. Also, if she was Kristen Stewart, that would mean she's the star of the Twilight movies, and I'd have to permaban her. Reds Correct.
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 21, 2012 6:00:45 GMT -5
A face only a blind mother could love. And only because she has to. She could still read your face like braille. She could still be displeased by the touch of it. However you look pretty good. No sense in insulting yourself even if for jokes.
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Post by Trickstick on Feb 21, 2012 10:46:14 GMT -5
No sense in insulting yourself even if for jokes. But that is the foundation for almost all British humour!
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 21, 2012 16:46:27 GMT -5
That's not actually Mel, that's Kristen Stewart. Technically, there's still a chance it could be both of them. An infinitesimally small chance, but still a non zero number. Reds I'm still pretty sure Mel is Galatea's evil half. Well, maybe not evil, but same idea.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 21, 2012 18:40:07 GMT -5
Galatea has no evil half.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 21, 2012 19:01:39 GMT -5
Right,
It was all expelled, and congealed into Mel. Or something.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Feb 21, 2012 19:34:42 GMT -5
This is sounding awfully like the plot of a hentai movie.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 21, 2012 20:35:02 GMT -5
I wouldn't know. But given this recommendation, I may check out the genre.
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 22, 2012 10:15:33 GMT -5
This is sounding awfully like the plot of a hentai movie. I'd watch it. It actually sounds like a terrible soap opera or drama. Quick you need to kill my evil twin! Trust me though i don't watch hentai but i know the plots as always are paper thin. I'm not a good judge of this but i figure visual novels have more story with sex also in it. They're still probably stupid in ways but if you find the right ones they're actually worth an anime series and a good one at that. Ok so family photo time! That's the wife and kids. Yes i'm married to a 2 ton sleeper. I want a divorce but then i'd probably get eaten in divorce court (literally) and even if not i'd probably end up paying child support. Most cunning plans needed. I could probably hire an assassin to kill her. Not like it's hard to kill a fat immobile female dog of a wife whose maw just let's you know how capable of nagging she is.
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Hookah, S.C.
Colonel
Mostly Harmless
25%
But what if I put more plasma on it?
Posts: 390
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Feb 22, 2012 11:41:41 GMT -5
I could believe that you are vermin.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Feb 22, 2012 12:00:22 GMT -5
They're trying to break my mind I tell you, but it won't work...because I am wise to them. Galatea has no evil half. Is there still a picture of her wearing sunglasses in the Today thread? She told me that was her evil look.(and she looked about as evil as a basket full of kittens...) I'm guessing Mel's evil look would simply burn the film black, and probably set the photographer on fire...
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 22, 2012 16:11:48 GMT -5
Ymmot (M.I.A): Is it like a vampire or some kind of otherworldy power? Sounds like a job for the 'supernatural' guys.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Feb 22, 2012 18:00:58 GMT -5
I'm guessing Mel's evil look would simply burn the film black, and probably set the photographer on fire... Mel does like fire. And there's nothing wrong with that at all, as far as I'm concerned.
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