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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 22, 2012 19:25:05 GMT -5
Good news, Mel says she's not Kristen Stewart. Crisis averted.
Reds
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Feb 22, 2012 19:44:20 GMT -5
Well that's a bit late, I've already planted enough explosives around Kristen Stewart's house to send it to the deepest depths of tartarus.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 22, 2012 19:50:22 GMT -5
Well that's a bit late, I've already planted enough explosives around Kristen Stewart's house to send it to the deepest depths of tartarus. Well, since you're not blowing up Mel, I guess you can go ahead and do what you do best. Reds
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Feb 22, 2012 20:55:59 GMT -5
That's ok, blowing up Kristen Stewart's home will finally shut up every pre-teen, teenage, homeschool girl, and mid-life crisis woman on the planet.... Whatever you do.. PUSH the red button!
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 22, 2012 20:58:21 GMT -5
But she hates the books and the fans.
Kinda like Robert Pattinson. Gotta give them some credit for that.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Feb 22, 2012 21:07:02 GMT -5
Still one less actress I have to hear about who wore a scantily clad dress to the red carpet.... Today I saw an article on a website my other half was on stating that Kim Kardashian wore a purple bikini today.. I could feel my braincells commit suicide
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 22, 2012 21:09:49 GMT -5
I have to stare at the tabloids for at least 4 hours a day, 5 days a week...
I know that feeling all too well.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Feb 22, 2012 21:11:45 GMT -5
quite painful indeed!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 22, 2012 22:21:27 GMT -5
But she hates the books and the fans. Kinda like Robert Pattinson. Gotta give them some credit for that. They should totally hook up IRL.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Feb 22, 2012 23:04:51 GMT -5
But she hates the books and the fans. Kinda like Robert Pattinson. Gotta give them some credit for that. They should totally hook up IRL. While I loathe MLP, this picture perfectly describes my reaction to your post:
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 22, 2012 23:12:49 GMT -5
I hope your monitor gets better.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Feb 23, 2012 0:02:14 GMT -5
UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU. IT WAS NOT MY MONITOR, BUT A POOR ORPHAN MONITOR, THAT I HAVE CRUELLY DESTROYED.
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Post by Adam Selene on Feb 23, 2012 3:20:57 GMT -5
The "How you doin" is a lie. I have wanted to use that line for so long .
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 23, 2012 7:33:45 GMT -5
Still one less actress I have to hear about who wore a scantily clad dress to the red carpet.... Today I saw an article on a website my other half was on stating that Kim Kardashian wore a purple bikini today.. I could feel my braincells commit suicide Though kim karashian is hot isn't she the spoiled rich sleeper that got famous for an internet sex video. She seems really hot but i don't think i'd like to carry that around as how to be famous. Then again i don't think i'd become famous in the same way with an internet sex video. Mine would be more like a 2 girls 1 cup dare people would challenge themselves to watch.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Feb 23, 2012 7:36:15 GMT -5
The same...
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Post by F.K.M on Feb 23, 2012 7:38:00 GMT -5
At least one good thing about kim is that she's actually hot whereas paris hilton just makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs.
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Post by 3ff3ct on Mar 1, 2012 16:44:41 GMT -5
Or order lots of takeaways to the nearest Hilton hotel so she can stop having the bile inducing physique of a malnourished 12 year old boy. I hate that bint with a passion. Her face makes me want to slap nuns. Rant over. I feel better now
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Post by AshotNINJA on Mar 1, 2012 19:02:46 GMT -5
@ 3ff3ct ... same... but il still hit it.
with my fist
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Mar 1, 2012 19:13:10 GMT -5
Your power fist?
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 1, 2012 20:46:55 GMT -5
@ 3ff3ct ... same... but il still hit it. with my fist Eww.
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Post by zeke on Mar 1, 2012 21:26:34 GMT -5
I'd hit it with a car.
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 1, 2012 22:15:18 GMT -5
zeke: That actually might fix her face a bit . Would make an interesting alternative to plastic surgery though. At least it'd be more entertaining to watch all the actors use the alternative methods. They're always for those types of things anyway.
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Post by 3ff3ct on Mar 2, 2012 15:44:29 GMT -5
I don't think I could lift a car, although I'm definately going to start working out so I can, just in case the opportunity presents itself. B*tchslapping Paris Hilton with my little green car would be the single most awesome thing ever.
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Post by Pyrotechnics on Mar 7, 2012 1:01:00 GMT -5
So long as you yell WAAAAAGH! while doing it, 3ff3ct.
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Post by zeke on Mar 7, 2012 1:10:28 GMT -5
Correction, I'd hit that with a smart car. Those things can be moved pretty easily
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