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Post by F.K.M on Mar 14, 2012 20:49:27 GMT -5
Time to boggle your minds: The richest man in the world can cover every inch of California with dollar bills... TWICE! The richest man in the world has so much money that if it were laid end to end all the way to the moon($1 bills) he would be able to make that trip 28 times!!!! That sickens me. He could build a skyscraper with that money that terrorists would inevitably crash planes into or at least try until the paper money flew away. Sorry that was a bit tasteless even by my standards. Hookah, S.C.: Seriously dude?! That was lame. If i was right next to you currently i'd punch you in the stomach for that. @mgk: Thanks man it worked out. Anyway i got it possibly more because it was a good fit of job for me and because they really needed employees. I also get the feeling the male employees there looked a bit like drug addicts or criminals. Probably just my imagination but you never know. Not good to throw out assumptions though. This next part is mostly for rook. So today i went to the job interview and it was decent. Anyway i got the job. Yes, yes but before you guys applaud or boo me and rook does a handstand and some backflips (if he still has the flexibility) and then becomes my cheerleader and disturbs me when he kicks up his hairy legs and reveals he didn't wear underwear under his skirt today or he dresses up in some giant duck costume to cheer me on and then takes a gun and starts shooting at crowds during one of his lapses of sanity there's something you must know. There are a few big negatives about this job. The biggest one is that it's far away but the implication that has is that cab fare (my primary method of going places) costs 40 dollars USD each way so a total of 80 dollars back and forth without tipping the cab driver and that alone is more than i make per day at this job. Other than that another big negative is that this may effect my disabilities income quite possibly. So even if the job doesn't work out i may screw up my disabilities income which is more red tape to go through and i may not get it back to the way it was just from this job. Other than that the job seems awesome. At first i was a bit nervous when the guy said they deal with sharp knives and first thought he said they're moving. However the job is easy and simple and repetitive. In fact it's so similar to a warhammer hobby it's scary in some ways. Imagine taking a knife and removing mold lines all day. That's basically my job. However there's another big thing about the job. Guess what plastic molds i'll be working on? Guns. Yep. Guns. I asked what kind of guns and he said pistols, shotguns and ak-47's. AK-47's kind of surprised me actually. I had no idea the U.S. actually made parts or dealt with parts for those things. In fact i'm half surprised the U.S. makes anything anymore but somehow guns may make sense. Going about this job i don't care too much about it. I feel mildly weird about having a job where i cut mold lines off of guns and similar for 8 hours or so per day. I almost get the feeling some liberals would try protesting my work place and possibly trying to bomb said building when nobody was there since it's just plastic parts for guns. I don't know if they make anything else for guns but that's what i know. So anyway when you take out a gun to blast away some scumbag think of me when the gun jams . Of course i actually will be working on the grips and smoothing them down so if they feel like crap then i screwed up there. Anyway nobody can now say that FKM doesn't earn his keep. You can quit your bitching now rook about me getting a job....at least for now. I also got screamed at by my half sister today about the job and getting proper pants for the job. She went totally insane and dropped me off at an area for a while and said she was going to leave me there. I then make the keys she tells me to make and call a cab. I talk to my half-nephew (her son) and the guy at the counter about my predicament to which they sympathize. She returns later having vented steam and tells me i manage to get copies of the keys wrong and tells me to cancel the cab i called. In short my half sister is insane though my half nephew understood it a bit more. I think my half sister and rook's ex-wife should get together or something. I suppose i under-appreciate my half sister but nuts she helped get me the interview and they needed the help. I don't see how i did wrong here and why i got screamed at. Wtf is wrong with my half sister? Seriously what's wrong with her?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 14, 2012 21:20:33 GMT -5
Ah, bipolar. A thoroughly unnerving condition to say the least. Are you saying I unnerve you? Disturbing the man of Thunder seems an accomplishment. I find the violent change in personal demeanour to be most worrying, as it reminds me of a time that two of my harem turned out to be Callidus Assassins. Believe me, having to re-fuse one's spine using tungsten and a lightning arc is a highly, highly unpleasant experience. Also, Rook, if you think Skype is temperamental then you should see Steam. Steam games have appalling network connectivity problems.
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 14, 2012 21:51:09 GMT -5
Today in my neighborhood more black people being angry and noisy. Gotta love em.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Mar 14, 2012 21:54:00 GMT -5
...it reminds me of a time that two of my harem turned out to be Callidus Assassins. So your left and right hands tried to strangle you? Reds
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Mar 14, 2012 23:08:04 GMT -5
Time to boggle your minds: The richest man in the world can cover every inch of California with dollar bills... TWICE! The richest man in the world has so much money that if it were laid end to end all the way to the moon($1 bills) he would be able to make that trip 28 times!!!! That sickens me. Hookah, S.C.: Seriously dude?! That was lame. If i was right next to you currently i'd punch you in the stomach for that. I'm quaking in my green boots FKM. Utterly terrified. Why do you care about other people not getting into relationships, it has nothing to do with you? Mind your own damn business. Essentially.
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 14, 2012 23:16:36 GMT -5
It's a fantasy made relationship. I only hate it because i hate the sexual tension and emotional tension with zero reward. It's frustrating and reminds me too much of my own life. If i can't get sex in real life or fantasy then where do i go? That's my question. Also no i won't go into ymmot's mind. I'm already scarred from the last time i saw the hippo goat man.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Mar 14, 2012 23:27:22 GMT -5
It's a fantasy made relationship. I only hate it because i hate the sexual tension and emotional tension with zero reward. It's frustrating and reminds me too much of my own life. If i can't get sex in real life or fantasy then where do i go? That's my question. Also no i won't go into ymmot's mind. I'm already scarred from the last time i saw the hippo goat man. It's nobody's fault but your own if you can't seal the deal or get interminably friendzoned. Whining about it on a forum certainly wont help.
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Mar 15, 2012 1:30:31 GMT -5
I don't see why everybody makes a big deal out of sex. You get it, or maybe you don't. Get over it. Christ, you'd think it was essential to life itself or something.
18 years old, never had sex. How much I care: 0 on a scale of 0 to 10. Weird? Maybe, but then again, I know plenty of people who feel the same.
Also, I'd never punch Hookah in the stomach. That'd just make him angry, and possibly vomit if you hit hard enough. Then again, I normally wouldn't stoop to such barbarity as striking a person because of a little comment they made.
Are you going to punch me in the stomach if I was next to you because of my comments?
Now, off to sleep, as it is WAY past my bedtime, thanks to AMC and its damned movies!
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Mar 15, 2012 2:40:57 GMT -5
I don't see why everybody makes a big deal out of sex. You get it, or maybe you don't. Get over it. Christ, you'd think it was essential to life itself or something. It is essential to life.
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 15, 2012 3:16:46 GMT -5
Nice job hookah. That deserves a pat on the head ^_^.
The only reason why i said i wanted to punch hookah was he said something really corny as an insult. That was bad on two levels as he insulted me and then he insulted himself by being corny. I know you've got to be more clever than that. That line was super cheesy.
Also hookah probably would vomit because of the drugs. I think anyway.
Well i mildly care i'm not in a relationship (i'd care more but i'm not into arguments). I know this'll offend but i think women are crazy (or at least in relationships) and even if not true most seem to be into totally different things than men and what i generally like. Even nerdy girls don't like most of the nerdy things i like and the nerdy things they do like are usually the nerdy things i like least (anime, rpg's). I mean what i've said about women in general is probably unfair but it's an opinion right? It's not like my word is law (though some people seem to believe they are like that like the pope or the police). Certainly there's a lot of reasons why i don't have a woman including my behavior and view of them as well as never getting out to see them (probably the biggest one of all actually). Strangely enough when i go out there and talk to women normally women tend to be interested in some cases. This is strange to me but i never expected to be super desirable. I've heard different from guys i've known. Some say it's surprising i have no girlfriend at all.
Also surprisingly everybody missed that i got the job because it was lost in a pile of text. I'm basically unsure if i can keep it though mostly because of the super long drive and the cab fare costs more to get there and back then i'd make in the entire job. Go back to my previous post for all the details.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Mar 15, 2012 3:39:36 GMT -5
You know relationships aren't just about shared interests. I've been out with people who were similar, people who were completely different.
Neither was better than the other.
Also being a misogynist probably doesn't help either.
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Post by F.K.M on Mar 15, 2012 4:39:12 GMT -5
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hearing about being one is really enough. I get it fornicate. I've been around a lot of crazy women in my time. If that has skewed my view on all women then so be it. No need to insult.
I'm just unsure of what i want in a relationship. I usually don't see anything special in most women as far as some belief or mindset goes. They normally don't do anything i have special interest in. Maybe i'm just looking at all the wrong women. I don't know. Not really in the mood to care right now either.
As far as women go i've heard and seen certain ones just abuse men in their relationships just to get them things. In one instance a very good internet friend of mine after having a lot of trouble with women was taken advantage of by a much older woman who wasn't pretty that only offered him sex and never gave anything else to him in return. This urineed me off so badly. I can't stand to see my friends taken advantage of.
Other than that i don't think i am totally misogynist. I like girls like FFE and some others. I generally like women who are tom boys. I also feel women in this culture are probably not to my liking as somehow the way society molds them disgusts me. Relationships just don't always work out and usually doesn't. I also don't see why the few online girls which are usually not that great are fought over tooth and nail for dominance over. I mean i get a lot of us are desperate but only because we don't see women enough in real life. Most of them aren't worth that much effort or at least the online ones.
Also i've dealt with plenty of women in my family who are female dogy, arrogant, snotty, stuck up, smart asses and very controling. That and having known a lot of middle aged women nagging to each other about middle aged women things while drinking coffee and doing word puzzles just bugged the hell out of me. Generally i did mess around with girls when i was younger it's just they seemed to never give me a chance. Maybe it's because i was perverted but i dunno. It's a good chance though.
All of that said i know some good women out there but they tend to hurt me more than guys ever have and in ways no guy ever will. I'm not gay but i love some of my guy friends as close as family if they aren't already. We helped each other during some really nuts situations. I think one's doing ok but i think it's my turn to help again. Just feels like it is.
Other than that jesus that comment i made was just meant as a rant. There's no need for you and orren to get your panties in a bunch over it. Sheesh.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Mar 15, 2012 5:19:07 GMT -5
Hehe, you really have no idea what a relationship is about. Man you certainly ramble on.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 15, 2012 5:47:54 GMT -5
Speaking of women, got a date on the 21st, got another two potentials, and a guy.
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Post by krasimirova on Mar 15, 2012 6:01:49 GMT -5
Speaking of women, got a date on the 21st, got another two potentials, and a guy. As in a double date with a wingman.. Or a BBQ with two pieces of bread and one extra sausage..?
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Post by Lord General Armstrong on Mar 15, 2012 7:21:42 GMT -5
Lets see not much happened today, worked, went uptown for late night shopping, donated some money to charity, played some video games and continued my rants with other supporters on BSN.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Mar 15, 2012 9:05:30 GMT -5
Hookah and FKM, hush.
@fkm: Congrats about your job, but I take it you didn't know about the cab fare at the time? I assume a bus isn't an option either? If you're losing money by working there, it's probably not worth keeping the job...
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Mar 15, 2012 10:10:18 GMT -5
If my panties were in a bunch I'd have ranted for 5 paragraphs about it.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 15, 2012 10:13:07 GMT -5
Speaking of women, got a date on the 21st, got another two potentials, and a guy. As in a double date with a wingman.. Or a BBQ with two pieces of bread and one extra sausage..? As in sex with a dude.
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on Mar 15, 2012 10:55:43 GMT -5
Congratulations to the job FKM. I am glad it worked out for you.
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Post by Rook on Mar 15, 2012 12:29:14 GMT -5
Congratulations to the job FKM. I am glad it worked out for you. No MGK Congratulations to YOU for quoting Johnny Cash in your signature. Love that song. Well done FKM on the job! I knew you had it in you to be gainfully employed. Distance is an issue you say? Ok, try car pooling with a co-worker, bus(which I think you've tried), buy a bicycle, or maybe get a car if your credit is good enough or perhaps a co-signer. Heck maybe you can even rent a room at a motel on that side of town if that will keep the $ in your pocket. Or maybe go to a church in your neighborhood and ask around. You have nothing to lose and all to gain by trying these things. Try looking on Craigslist for maybe a scooter you can buy with your first paycheck. If you have to use a cab and I mean absolutely have to, come to an agreement with the driver. The first driver that gets you there; ask them if they will pick you up every day and work out an arrangement where you can save money. Then when you need a cab you can call only him on his cell phone and he can get you. I used to drive a cab and I will tell you that knowing you are going to make money everyday off someone is a nice feeling and he WILL reciprocate.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Mar 15, 2012 12:40:26 GMT -5
Today, I had to remove some Mylar balloons that were tangled in the top of a tree. The ground was too uneven to use a ladder, so I did what any red-blooded American would.
I improvised a halberd out of a 20ft pole, some tape, and a saw blade and cut them out of the tree.
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Post by cheminhaler on Mar 15, 2012 12:48:24 GMT -5
Duct tape : can make halberds. Congrats on the job, FKM, and congrats on the multiple dates, RT.
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Post by Rook on Mar 15, 2012 12:49:00 GMT -5
Today, I had to remove some Mylar balloons that were tangled in the top of a tree. The ground was too uneven to use a ladder, so I did what any red-blooded American would. I improvised a halberd out of a 20ft pole, some tape, and a saw blade and cut them out of the tree. Reds Mylar balloons for the Mylar balloon God? @orren: Your view on sex will have women throwing themselves at you later in life. I've been told that women find men who are standoffish as highly sexy.
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on Mar 15, 2012 15:37:28 GMT -5
Duct tape : can make everything. Congrats on the job, FKM, and congrats on the multiple dates, RT. Duct tape is the problem solver of choice for me. Cars, sofas, printers, glass, relationships...everything can be fixed with duct tape.
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