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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 25, 2014 17:58:47 GMT -5
.siht sma sgabecaF slevarT semiT
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 26, 2014 14:30:22 GMT -5
*.sevitelpxe fo gnirts gnol a tuo stuohS*
.... ebut eht ni kcab gniog si eulgrepus ehT
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 6, 2015 1:01:43 GMT -5
First you get yourself a live chicken, any will do but wild and scraggly is best...then you dip it in a bucket of used motor oil...oh yeah and light some candles, candles are important. Maybe you should do that before putting the chicken in the oil...anyway after that you put the chicken in an old potato sack and spin it around a few times before setting it loose in a crowded gas station convenience store. Doing so will lead to a small riot allowing you to steal the coinage out of the register. Make sure you take exactly $7.67. Now discard 3 pennies in your local wishing well and use the rest to buy a manuscript on the arcane art of ritual summoning..preferably bought from a homeless person who believes they are reincarnation of John the Baptist. Recite all the words while standing on one foot in the rain during a harvest moon, click your heels three times and look into the glass of a broken mirrior. Only then shall I appear and reveal to you the face of your future husband. Whoa, wait a minute... what was the question? So... I must have done something wrong with the exchange rate or something. Still no summoning.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 23, 2015 8:49:16 GMT -5
Were you speaking backwards with some kind of fish superglued to the nape of your neck? It's all in finecast at the bottom of the form.
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Post by zmmot on Nov 20, 2021 2:39:51 GMT -5
Everything must be done backwards. It was very important... so important in fact that it was left out.
Husband, broken mirror, john the baptist. Something about the moon... standing on one foot bit was just a gag.
Chickens though. Lots of confused Chickens. Also candles. Yes very important.
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 26, 2022 15:09:28 GMT -5
Zmmot! Actually talking about backwards I'm learning the ancient art of walking backwards. Practising regularly in the park. A few weeks ago a police helicopter was following me while I was walking backwards in the park. I had to walk backwards into an ancient oak tree and wait for them to run out of petrol. Got that trick from the movie Casino y'know?!
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