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Post by Beav on May 23, 2011 6:57:30 GMT -5
*fires tremor cannon at Lemon and all his minions* *Paints lemonking orange again* *steals crown and seals it with caustic soda* ... *paints lemon king purple* *runs off*
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LemonKing
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Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on May 23, 2011 7:33:11 GMT -5
Walrus... You sad misguided child, why do you insist upon painting yourself orange and purple? do you think that you will ascend to daemonhood by stealing my crown? i can make you a Daemon Prince, power undreamed of, entire worlds to do your every bidding. yet you shun me like a putrid disease, you have but one chance Walrus. give me the crown, or die for your incompetence.
And cheminhaler, we got off to a bad start, but Daemonhood can be yours, you need but ask.
That goes for all of you, join me, ascend and become a Daemon Prince! or die needlessly, and forever be no more than twisted spawn...
*opens up a warp portal*
I ever so eagerly await your responses, but please dont delay, i do SO hate delays...
*steps through the portal into the screaming gibbering madness and insanity that is the warp*
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Post by Walrus on May 23, 2011 7:35:10 GMT -5
*Paints lemonking rainbow*
Hehehehehehe rainbow :3
Oh crap *Hides in terror as swarm of leprechauns fly over the horizon*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 23, 2011 9:03:53 GMT -5
*Urges cheminhaler to use the Eviscerators on LemonKing, thus reducing him into conveniently sized pieces that can fit in the anti-LemonKing device pictured on the previous page*
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Post by Walrus on May 23, 2011 9:06:36 GMT -5
Hmm, it seems lemonking mistook me for Beav....
Foul aberration, have at thee! *begins throwing leprechauns at lemonking*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 23, 2011 20:05:08 GMT -5
Hmm, it seems lemonking mistook me for Beav.... Foul aberration, have at thee! *begins throwing leprechauns at lemonking* *Equips the leprechauns with the anti-LemonKing devices prior to Walrus throwing them* Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by Walrus on May 23, 2011 21:53:10 GMT -5
Oh this is going to get messy...
*Sets up automated leprechaun thrower, and cowers in terror*
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on May 24, 2011 1:14:22 GMT -5
if your not with me, then your my enemy! i gave you the chance, to ascend, to become more than a man, to have power undreamed of, and yet in you arrogance you rejected me! you will die! For those of you who have not yet replied, the offer still stands, also we have cookies! scantily clad, large breasted women, That bake FRESH cookies
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Post by Beav on May 24, 2011 3:05:01 GMT -5
Grabs psilencer Grabs Paint brush mixes both to make silent paint brush *paints LemonKing a random RGB vector colour* Dear LemonKing...I do beleive you are missing the point. Walrus. Wins. Walrus. ALWAYS. Wins. Except when he is bi-winning. Also Daemon Princes are fugly You too
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Post by Walrus on May 24, 2011 5:54:05 GMT -5
Grabs psilencer Grabs Paint brush mixes both to make silent paint brush *paints LemonKing a random RGB vector colour* I need to get in on this... *grabs silent paint brush* *creates fresh random RGB vector colour* Now, C'mere! *lunges at Lemonking* Dear LemonKing...I do beleive you are missing the point. Walrus. Wins. Walrus. ALWAYS. Wins. Except when he is bi-winning. I'm honoured... I never bi-win. Ever. Glad we got that out of the way... Now, we paint! *resumes painting Lemonking*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 24, 2011 13:04:42 GMT -5
*Squashes LemonKing while he is being painted*
Quickly! Paint the juices as they dribble out of his corpse!!!
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Post by Walrus on May 24, 2011 18:07:24 GMT -5
Paint the juices? Hmmm...
*gasps in amazement* Lemonking bleeds flow improver! Quickly, harvest it! *scrambles to find jars for beautiful flow improver*
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Post by Trickstick on May 24, 2011 18:35:58 GMT -5
Release...
The anti-bacon, walrus clubbing juice squeezers! With feather duster guns!
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Post by Walrus on May 24, 2011 18:48:45 GMT -5
Walrus clubbing?
What's red and sticky? Trickstick after being pushed through a woodchipper! Have at thee, brigand! *lunges toward Trickstick, woodchipper under one arm*
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Post by Trickstick on May 24, 2011 18:50:20 GMT -5
*Walrus is clubbed. He shall drink and dance until he dies.*
I bring new meaning to the term clubbing.
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Post by Walrus on May 25, 2011 3:05:03 GMT -5
Once hit legal age of course
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LemonKing
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Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on May 25, 2011 3:25:16 GMT -5
*sheds skin and reforms*
ahh... you mortal's are such fun!
Oh, and daemon princes can be ugly, but if you are a Daemon Prince of LemonKing, supreme master of the warp, you will be able to take whatever form you wish, whenever...
besides its been fun hanging around, but my illusion can no longer stay, have a pleasant time will you?...
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Post by Walrus on May 25, 2011 3:30:04 GMT -5
All Daemon Princes my friend... Anyway, Cheerio... Great, now I need something else to paint....
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 25, 2011 6:26:06 GMT -5
*Gropes Lemonking*
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Post by Beav on May 25, 2011 7:32:11 GMT -5
NOONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Walrus! Here are the pillows! *shoves LemonKing+Lemon'sKin on Comfy Chairs* CONFESS!
PS
Also, Daemon Princes (and daemons in general) are not just ugly, but fat aswell, hence the term fugly. You are no exception. Also what is the point of living forever? It would get so boring . What's more I can't make copper printing plates when I have hands looking like the product of some baby's tantrum now can I?
Also since when did being master of the W.A.R.P. (Weird and Retarded People) be a good thing?
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Post by Walrus on May 25, 2011 9:11:15 GMT -5
Uh oh, he mentioned the 'R' word... Brace yourself for the troll herd friend Anywho, PILLOWFIGHT! Swings at Trooper with Lemon scented pillow...
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 25, 2011 13:19:32 GMT -5
*Parries with a grapefruit scented divan*
*While Walrus is off balance, shoves LemonKing down the wood chipper that Walrus has tucked under his arm*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 25, 2011 14:29:30 GMT -5
*Runs past, dressed as spider man* Get this squirrel off of meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 25, 2011 15:22:17 GMT -5
*Homer Simpson voice*
"Spider squirrel... Spider squirrel... Does whatever it is that a spider squirrel does."
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Post by Walrus on May 25, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -5
Is spider squirrel the offspring?
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