Post by treadiculous on Nov 17, 2014 9:37:15 GMT -5
The Battle of Hill sumfink-or-uvver
Waag'un Slagga n dem Yella Boyz fancied a propa scrap an heard dat those 'Umies wot fink dey are ded 'ard were tryin' to get a fortification set up.
BigNutz Mekslobba had just finished tinkering wiv his latest toyz n wanted to play dakka boss so Waag'un said he could come along.. he had fitted out the Battelwagon wiv a nice shiney Killkannon after all.
As they approached the hill it was clear that most of the 'Umies were gathered near a ruin, so Waag'un told da Yella boyz to zog off and to take da Gorka-fingy wiv them. This seemed ta give away da cunning plan so da 'Umies started firin' at all da orks even though da orkz were supposed to be goin' fist.. some one gave away da plan though Waag'un...
Waag'un revved his wagon and careered off in cloud of dust, helped by the fact that the 'Umies had started shooting and had blown up one of Waag'un's trukks already!
Da Yella boys didn't get much grief neither, except the trakta kannon wot got shot lots by 'eavy bolta's n uvver shooty fings.. didn't do much though.
Wot was funny was seeing dem Orks on Waag'uns flank get all shot up by da 'umies.. they got blasted propa by those 'Evay boltas wot were by the Ruin.
Waag'un's wagon came to a pathetic standstill aftere its innards got mangled by some grav-tech fing wot the 'Umies fired at it.. and Waag'un wasn't too happy about seein' the uvver lads overtake as they headed fer the 'Umies.
Over on da uvver side of da Hill da Gorka-fing was going all dakka on a bunch of cowardly 'Umies in da woods. Da Gork-fing was supportin' uvver Yella boys too.. seemed dey had sum kind of forcefield. Panzies. Over 'ere on da propa side of the battlefield we don't need no forcefield...
Bignutz was dead happy firin' off his Shokk Attakk Gun at stuff and scored a bunch of good hits, Bignutz was glad ta see the Wagon's Killkannon was blasting chuncks out of da 'Umies too.. between the pair of them they was 'aving a right laff.
Waag'un watched happily as his boys dismounted and rushed into lots an lots of bullets, the withering hail hacking down several boyz as they plunged into close combat.
Waag'un and his retinue of 10 Nobz plus Painboy caught sight of the warlord who was lurkin' about near the ruin... Waaaargh he shouted, which was handy as it gave his boys an extra burst of speed getting dem into combat across da table.
Dem Yella boys did sum more stuff n fings, but it wasn't as cool as wot Waag'un was doing.
Waag'un continued to smash, destroy, hack, main n kill while his Nobz tore seven shades of fungus out of 'Umies left right n centre, cutting their way through suqad after squad after squad.
Elasewhere Waag'uns boys were getting hammered by sternguard, vanguard n uvver techy-wot-nots but dat didn't matter: Waag'un had cleared his side and was clearly betta than dem Yella Ladz.
Hur Hur Hur
