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Post by Walrus on Dec 10, 2015 21:28:43 GMT -5
Greetings, proud men and women of the Imperial Guard Astra Militarum! Please welcome back, a man who hasn't been a regular since the glory days of 5th edition.
I only realised today how long it's been since I made my rather ungrammatical exit from the underhive. When I first cracked a thousand posts, the original Today thread was in full swing, and getting close to 1000 posts. By the time I drifted away (like an infant Primarch snatched away by the powers of Chaos), the original Today thread had cleared 1'100 posts again...and a certain mod learnt that even he could not mess with the underhive without it striking back.
When I left, 5th edition was at it's peak, and I took great pleasure in killing Imperial dogs (nurgle/khorne warband) and capturing Mon-keigh for my own twisted pleasure (not really, I lost motivation to paint and play due to life shenenigans). I return now as a stalwart defender of mankind, descending in aimed meteors and wings of fire on the tabletop in the name of the Lion... And descending once more into the underhive with a maniacal cackle.
So tell me, who is still kicking from the good old days of genetic manipulations and Underhive arena brawls? Who is relatively new that enjoys this lovely pocket of the internet enough to be a presence? And who lives in Australia, preferably the west coast, that wants to fall under the tracks of my METAL BAWKSES?!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 10, 2015 21:33:15 GMT -5
Greetings, proud men and women of the Imperial Guard Astra Militarum! Please welcome back, a man who hasn't been a regular since the glory days of 5th edition. Fixed it for you, my, now older, but still young, Apprentice...
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Post by Walrus on Dec 10, 2015 21:45:56 GMT -5
They will always be IG to me!
Trooper, I'm almost old enough to come to 'Murica!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 11, 2015 10:15:07 GMT -5
It wasn't ungrammatical so much as grammatically deficient.
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Post by Walrus on Dec 11, 2015 13:37:27 GMT -5
What was grammatically deficient?
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 11, 2015 14:38:08 GMT -5
Metal bawkses being thrown down? Why doesn't teleportation exist, Walrus? What was grammatically deficient? The faux latin and the tractor thingy.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 11, 2015 19:06:01 GMT -5
Also, any attempts by others to describe with words that thing you did with the widgets and the... fuzzy... thing. You know. With the thing.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 11, 2015 19:12:38 GMT -5
STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGER!!!
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 11, 2015 19:43:57 GMT -5
The purple fluffy bondage nurglings might have evolved over time.
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Post by Walrus on Dec 12, 2015 9:38:42 GMT -5
 Metal bawkses being thrown down? Why doesn't teleportation exist, Walrus? Because the AdMech is being stingy with technology again  Also, any attempts by others to describe with words that thing you did with the widgets and the... fuzzy... thing. You know. With the thing. Words can never describe the depths of my depravity!  STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGER!!! STRANGER DANGER!!! You're a strange danger...  The purple fluffy bondage nurglings might have evolved over time. You say that like I hadn't secretly planned for it all along
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 12, 2015 10:09:33 GMT -5
Grammar depravity, then. Whatever. I'm not the Grammar Gestapo. I am the High Lord of Terra's Pants. And I allow you to exist at my whim. You still amuse me. Carry on.
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Post by Walrus on Dec 12, 2015 10:18:37 GMT -5
In the name of pants on depravity, it shall be so!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 12, 2015 10:45:40 GMT -5
Depravity while your pants are on is exactly the kind of depravity the Ministry is 100% behind. Go forth and party.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 12, 2015 15:49:21 GMT -5
It's a shame that Lady Godiva was a pants heretic.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 12, 2015 16:13:13 GMT -5
It's a shame that Lady Godiva was a pants hair-a-tic. Fixed for you.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 12, 2015 16:30:34 GMT -5
It's a shame that Lady Godiva was a pants hair-a-tic hairy tick. Fixed for you. Fixed it for both of you.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 12, 2015 16:33:19 GMT -5
Horsatic? Horsetastic?
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Post by Walrus on Dec 12, 2015 17:15:31 GMT -5
Horsetastic hairy hair tick?? Sounds like I have a new project!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 12, 2015 17:34:58 GMT -5
sleeper stick?
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Post by Cosmic on Dec 12, 2015 18:25:37 GMT -5
I was going to say an honest and normal 'welcome back, Walrus!'.....but after seeing what everyone else has put I feel I need to be a bit moooorrrreee.......weird. Sadly for me I can't think of anything, so welcome back, Walrus!!
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Post by Walrus on Dec 12, 2015 18:33:23 GMT -5
You've spent too much time away from the underhive them mate thanks though!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 12, 2015 19:58:33 GMT -5
Everyone shun Cosmic and his normal-ness! I hope it's not contagious.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 12, 2015 21:22:43 GMT -5
Everyone shun Cosmic and his normal-ness! I hope it's not contagious. Fortunately, I have this 'Uuuuge 'Urty Syringe that I found in a Mek's shop filled with a glowing green goo that I'm certain will inoculate everyone against normality... *Starts injecting everyone within Bombardment Cannon-shot*
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Post by Walrus on Dec 12, 2015 23:23:54 GMT -5
Everyone shun Cosmic and his normal-ness! I hope it's not contagious. Shun the non believer, Charlie! Shuuuuuuuuuun
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Post by Cosmic on Dec 13, 2015 4:13:55 GMT -5
Well, I consider myself well and truly shunned! Good day to you, gentlemen! *walks off slowly towards the lands of Normalness and Genericness*
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