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Post by Commissar on Oct 7, 2007 13:19:49 GMT -5
AHHH! NO! *Kicks rolling thunder in the dice(balls) and runs away*
Bloody treasonous monsters!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 8, 2007 9:49:00 GMT -5
You will pay for that!! *Summons 10 renegade ogryn bezerkers and send them chasing after commissar*
Die!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2007 12:06:31 GMT -5
I leaps off a nearby ledge and loads up the ogryns with his Stormbolter killing three and wounding two more. Then Tosses a handful of Frag grenades as a distraction at the Ogryns. The ogryns fail to notice the pinpricks of shrapnel and continue to run me down and gut me on their bayonets. I reach into my grenade bag and pull out a melta bomb. "Ill see you B***ards in hell chaos filth." Explosion of epic proportion takes out the entire squad and incinerates my remains. Once again my heroic actions end in a fiery death. Until next time... [Colonel Tartleton KIA]
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Post by Commissar on Oct 8, 2007 14:19:01 GMT -5
Well...that was fun...
I think I will have some inquisition in my force for apocalypse. They sound like fun. ALOT of fun!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 9, 2007 9:52:18 GMT -5
Once again, rolling thunder wins again. *Summons ten more ogryn bezerkers* now, go and kill the person I told you to!!!!!.
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Post by Mabus on Oct 9, 2007 14:43:43 GMT -5
I am going to stop this craziness-ism now, IG storm troopers are better, they can deep strike and infiltrate.
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Post by Commissar on Oct 9, 2007 16:17:01 GMT -5
LoL, yeah good at infiltrating right into the enemys lines and then getting a new arse torn into them because they are just glorified guardsmen. I mean come on, a thunderhammer on a guardsman??? That is some cool stuff.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2007 17:52:29 GMT -5
Cough. Cough. Ha my fire redardent vest stopped melta...wow.
Nursing 5th degree burns and gashes "Youll never take me alive Rolling Thunder. Bring it you SOBs" points at the beserkers."Ill tear out your livers and leave you for the crows." The dozens of furious warriors daub themselves in their kinsmens ashes and roar a challenge. Then they charge bayonets glistening in the late noon sun. I pick up a ripper gun. Flashes of gunfire light up my face as I mow 4 down and fall to my knees spitting blood."Its a mere flesh wound" I bellow and crawl towards the rushing mob. As chain bayonets shred my body i give my last words to the emperor..."I've haad worsse..." Flogging Molly's Whats Left of the Flag begins to play... [Colonel Tartleton KIA?]
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Post by Commissar on Oct 9, 2007 18:03:48 GMT -5
Yes, yes Colonel Tartleton KIA.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 10, 2007 11:08:55 GMT -5
Bloody hell, won't these damned bezerkers acheive the task I set them. *Summons 10 chaos terminators* Now, go and kill commissar. C-O-M-M-I-S-S-A-R. Good.
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Post by Commissar on Oct 10, 2007 16:10:49 GMT -5
Because the berzerkers hate you, they are chaos so they are tarded. Unlike our wonderful, beautiful inquisitorial stormtroopers!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2007 20:45:09 GMT -5
A squad of imperial stormtroopers arrive looking for the good colonels remains. The sergeant cries out "Chaos Terminators! Run away and leave the commisar to fend for himself." Another trooper screams girlishly and shoots himself in the head. The rest fall about shooting wildly at shadows and throwing grenades at nothing.
The ceramite behemoths move inhumanly fast for something so cumbersome. Their Combi-bolters spew bolts at the stormtroopers mowing them down in dramatic fashion. Then they move in to collect trophies. Seeing the cowering sergeant the champion pulls out his skinning knife... But The Commissar seems to have gotten away once again.
Rolling thunder has a fit and executes several of his traitor bodyguards. Calmed by the spilling of blood he plans his next move.
[With me dead I may as well narrate this tale.]
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Post by Commissar on Oct 10, 2007 21:55:09 GMT -5
*twists invisible moustauchiou and sneaks off the scene, sneakishly in my stylish commissariat issue jackboots(built for serious arse kicking)* Well, Inquisitor Stormies are better...A THUNDERHAMMER MAN!!!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 11, 2007 11:52:08 GMT -5
*Leaps out of bushes and slaps commissar in the face with a yellowfin Tuna, causing severe lacerations and severing his invisible moustache. Shouts:*
Aha! Inquisitorial stormies are better at general purpose fighting, but I prefer standard Imperial ones for objective grabbing!
*Runs back to base camp with commissars invisible moustache as a trophy.Upon reaching the base, he angrily eviscerates a renegade mechanicus technican for questioning the existance of the invisible moustache.*
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Post by Mabus on Oct 11, 2007 12:00:40 GMT -5
Now I thought I had told you! Stop this Craziness-ism right now! Understood! I wanna talk about Storm troopers!
They are more than glorified Guardsmen! Ask my friend's witch hunters, I kicked his arse with my ST army.
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Post by Woz on Oct 11, 2007 16:39:13 GMT -5
Stop squabbling and get back on topic.
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Post by Commissar on Oct 11, 2007 21:54:21 GMT -5
Yes, yes, we should. Well IQ stormies are better at fighting, which is true. But the Imperial stormies can only hold an objective for so long before they get their arses handed to them on a silver platter. I guess thats why I think the IQ stormies are better.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2007 10:17:03 GMT -5
everything costs different points in different army's you should not just rant about one specific squad.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 12, 2007 12:17:40 GMT -5
* addresses self* It says 'A storm trooper rant' on the topic. That means that the ranting must be confined to stormtroopers. I prefer the old IQ stormies, as you can use them as a cool counterassault unit. But IG stormies are actually more flexible as they can
Deepstrike to objective grab.
Take chem inhalers and hold a position to the last man.
The two above in combo are quite good at the old objective-take-and-hold. (I haven't mentioned infiltrate, cos if your gonna infiltrate,take vets and carapace armour. 1 extra spec weapon, a heavy weapon and a hidden powerfist is much better for holding 'outpost' positions.
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Post by Commissar on Oct 12, 2007 16:28:50 GMT -5
Yeah well, stormies. They may be good at holding objectives, but not for damned long. They die. Easily.They are just guardsmen, thats it. Thats all.
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Post by Mabus on Oct 14, 2007 8:31:07 GMT -5
I'm not sure about you but, when I use storm troopers they last quite a while.
They're not marines, you have to use cover wisely. When used correctly IG Storm troopers are awsome.
I don't think Storm troopers can take chem inhalers either Rolling thunder.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 15, 2007 10:32:35 GMT -5
They can. Read your codex. At no point does the evil evil evil EVIL hertical bourgeise rightist trotskyite self-glorifing ham-fisted unfair unbalanced illogically devised leftist Bukharinite pig-headed stuffed-up Zineonevistic fascist phrase 'guard infantry' appear in the chem inhalers doctrine box.
Thus it can be used by any infantry unit in the imperial guard codex. Hell yeah.
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Post by Mabus on Oct 15, 2007 14:14:58 GMT -5
O, right, well I got it from Knight..........
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 16, 2007 9:38:47 GMT -5
As long as your informed, I don't care.
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Post by Mabus on Oct 16, 2007 11:09:27 GMT -5
.............well, I think it was knight.
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