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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 30, 2009 20:13:32 GMT -5
I was inspired while in the car today... I randomly thought of John_Galt's post and it brought a smile to my face. So I thought: why not have a compendium of everyone's favorite posts from the IGMB? Rule 1: You can't post your own pithy comment. That includes a new post here... Rule 2: Every post here must contain a quote from elsewhere. It goes without saying, try not to post something that's already here. Rule 3: There are no other rules. Suggestion 1: Give some context if the quote is a punchline, and not a one-liner, so that others can fully appreciate it. So, let's start-off with the post to which I refer. Guy1: I want to make an axe out of chainsaws! Guy2: You mean you want to make the teeth more axey-like? Guy1: No! F*** that! I want to take a chainsaw, and put it on a god-d*** pole, and swing it around like some rip-s*** urineed-off colon-smashing Norse God on PCP. Like a chainsaw had a crazy lovechild with a lampost!.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on May 31, 2009 15:12:44 GMT -5
I start with one I didn't have to dig too far to find, a little gem penned by none other then our very own original poster. I don't eat. Or sleep. And I rarely breathe. this one made me smile.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on May 31, 2009 15:14:26 GMT -5
This was a troll post edited by RT. I found it quite brilliant in it's sheer artistry. I heard about this massive ship getting built in the games work shop HQ I think its the thunderhawk p.s. I find boy scouts attractive. Reds
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Post by Hetfiltrator on May 31, 2009 19:13:57 GMT -5
DUH! Just fly it there! It's got wings. Sheesh. i loled sooo hard at that
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 31, 2009 19:22:59 GMT -5
TGS, you broke rule number 2. I call shenanigans on you. And now for the funny post. The problem with GW is they just try to pimp out SMurfs as much as possible, then the Orks so overweight guys can feel good, then universe stops and they enter cryostatic chambers waiting for the money to flush in.... And then, suddenly they realize there are other races needing an overhaul, so they sloooowly start working again...
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 1, 2009 5:15:16 GMT -5
Yep, that is what happens when you send the souls of 9 million squirrels screaming through the warp. Ymmot Destroying planets with squirrels since 2009 Reds
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Post by ReWolf on Jun 2, 2009 5:52:34 GMT -5
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 2, 2009 11:39:27 GMT -5
Concerning verbal abuse form those people too unenlightened to play the game: The best one ever though happened to me just the other day. Some random guy in the store, making wise cracks, obviously not going to buy anything, being a general pain. Saw one of my models: Guy: That's nice! Mr. Galt: Thank you. Guy: Too bad you can't paint yourself a girlfriend. Mr. Galt: Funny you should mention that, your mother wanted me to paint her naked body last night but I wasn't about to waste my expensive paint on such a cheap canvas. (There was a little more than that but I don't think I can post it, PM me if you really care that much but I think you get the idea)
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jun 2, 2009 13:07:51 GMT -5
Superman wears Commissar Yarrick pajamas to bed.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 2, 2009 13:21:29 GMT -5
Concerning Reds' avatar: Try watching it while listening to this.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Guvo7gUdUnEAnyway, it's only there to let you know that the Ministry of Pants is watching. Always watching... Always grooving.... Reds How bad-ass is Yarrick? Commissar Yarrik never sleeps. He merely waits.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Jun 2, 2009 18:38:44 GMT -5
Phear the wrath of teh head Grammissar... I'm going to have to let that one stand, simply for the sheer balls required to say it.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 3, 2009 21:37:24 GMT -5
The Ministry of Pants now has a militant arm: Hmm, we'll need reinforcements. Send in the Pants Commandos! We call them PantsmandosReds
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jun 3, 2009 23:41:40 GMT -5
Stealth commandos or "shoot first, ask questions never" commandos?
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Post by Julian Sharps on Jun 4, 2009 1:24:09 GMT -5
Given that they're an arm of either the Arbites or Officio Assassinorum? I'd say yes.
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Post by ReWolf on Jun 4, 2009 5:45:57 GMT -5
Ymmot Destroying planets with squirrels since 2009 Reds
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jun 4, 2009 10:21:57 GMT -5
I would give this quote context, but it's better without any, I think. Great idea! Now I just need to explain to the police I mauled 24 midgets because I felt like a carnifex. Reds
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 4, 2009 14:52:27 GMT -5
You guys are breaking the rules. *rages* The wisdom of Sister Galatea concerning adding HK missiles and other stuff to Pask's Leman Russ: And if you're going to pay all of those points anyway you might as well pay the extra 20 points to give him some blingin' spinner rims on his treads too!
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Post by aeonian on Jun 4, 2009 20:41:35 GMT -5
I've got 2 off the top of my head (I knew exactly where they were): Hi der comms center, guess what? I have arrived! Tact and good sense have just fled the establishment. Or start whoring yourself for some Forgeworld DKoK. I've lost all my self-respect but gained 2 DKoK models. Fair trade.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 4, 2009 21:17:02 GMT -5
*looks coyly at Requiem and sits down in blood-soaked armour* but baby i can't help it when i just goes everywhere and i didn't let it get in my mouth i let it get down my throat too, see *pulls out blood soaked straw* That's what she said Ha!!!
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 6, 2009 0:21:16 GMT -5
On old old rules: LoS was measured using specially trained hamsters, who would scurry into position and squeak once if they could see the target Model and twice if they couldn't
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 7, 2009 17:35:41 GMT -5
If this news is honestly what is happening then I will simply borrow a friends codex, write everything down in a pretty pink magic marker, doodle some artwork as I see fit and build my new army out of M&Ms, cheetos, Hot Pockets and pizza rolls. It will make cleaning up after the game fun for everyone in the room and will save me oodles! =) Oodles of noodles?
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 9, 2009 12:16:06 GMT -5
You have to think about it like this. Use logic and the science of nature to help. Rhinos are powerful. They are strong. They have horns and are kind of cute! Oh, and they have thick skin which is neat and HORNS! And.. But then you have the Predator. We don't know exactly what animal it is. Maybe a cougar or a black mamba OR a great white shark. Predator's aren't cute, they are usually kind of icky, (well the cougar is cute. I like the cougar) So, now we know what we are working with. Rhinos have no natural predators except maybe man. So that makes the Predator a man. A regular man in 40k cost like 5 pts! Then again, he is probably IG! A rhino is probably more related to an Ogryn, which is like 50 pts! So, for your point cost and cuteness factor- you are better off with the Rhino. ...Or the Predator, but only if its a cougar. Or Ewan McGregor. He is a man. Mmm.. this one is a winner in my book.
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Post by aeonian on Jun 9, 2009 15:13:35 GMT -5
John_Galt's attempt to figure out the plural of Codex:
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Post by xorl on Jun 9, 2009 15:59:27 GMT -5
mines in my sig. John_Galt on chainaxes.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Jun 9, 2009 22:13:02 GMT -5
No, Creed actually knows how to use the walkie-talkie button on the vox so he doesn't have to yell. Edit: It's one aspect of his tactical genius. Best Vox-joke I've ever read, hilarious. ;D
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