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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 8, 2013 22:39:42 GMT -5
11:37 PM - elegaicrequiem: so you're playing with mel right now? 11:38 PM - RedsandRoyals: All night baby
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 18, 2013 0:26:48 GMT -5
1:24 AM - RedsandRoyals: Because in my mind, magnets involve more explosions 1:24 AM - elegaicrequiem: magnets are science 1:24 AM - RedsandRoyals: Bingo
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Post by Soap on May 19, 2013 9:48:27 GMT -5
One of the lads left the parcel on The jetty, for like 3hrs! And someone called IED THREAT!! And the bomb sqd turned up!!!!! They were gunna blown that box up Anyone you gets the bomb squad called out should be slabbed!
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Post by Boobs McGee, Esquire on May 19, 2013 16:33:54 GMT -5
Both of mine are in my sig
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Post by Soap on May 20, 2013 15:25:15 GMT -5
Thanks guys, hugs and kisses all around... cept you para, your dirty.
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Post by Rook on Jun 23, 2013 20:09:25 GMT -5
I'm gathering up the heads of evil men to drop into the hands of the prosecutor so I can say "see, this is why I wouldn't do well in prison!". Fixed!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 26, 2014 20:29:18 GMT -5
8:24 PM - RedsandRoyals: No, no, I take full blame for the whole "Napalm the tank brigade" thing and the Oslo incident, but that one was on him 8:25 PM - RedsandRoyals: I napalmed a crossroads and dropped a flare to warn him, THEN he sends a column of... I dunno, might have been east german conscripts, in soft trucks, down it 8:25 PM - RedsandRoyals: like a goddamn Clean Toilet day parade 8:25 PM - RedsandRoyals: Or whatever it is they celebrate in Germany 8:26 PM - RedsandRoyals: Although the Russians name their rocket launchers after the sounds people make when they get punched in the gut in a comic book 8:26 PM - RedsandRoyals: so I guess there's some reason to change the name 8:27 PM - elegaicrequiem: do you know how beautiful some of the things you say look in print? 8:28 PM - RedsandRoyals: No and now I'm hoping that the Russians didn't know "BM" stands for bowel movement when they settled on a model designation system
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 18, 2014 23:41:07 GMT -5
[21:45:18] RedsandRoyals8: That cooler in your basment [21:45:25] RedsandRoyals8: How many kidneys are in it? [21:45:39] ElegaicRequiem: don't ask questions when you don't want answers [21:45:49] RedsandRoyals8: It's for a...survey [21:46:07] ElegaicRequiem: none, then [21:46:13] RedsandRoyals8: Ah [21:46:25] RedsandRoyals8: What aboud heads? [21:46:43] ElegaicRequiem: don't be silly. I don't want to mess up all the pretty faces [21:46:59] RedsandRoyals8: Fair enough [21:47:22] RedsandRoyals8: Tell me, are we horrible people? [21:47:23] ElegaicRequiem: such delicate, porcelian dolls... [21:47:28] ElegaicRequiem: wait, what? [21:47:28] RedsandRoyals8: Well [21:47:32] RedsandRoyals8: that answered my question
Edit: because three years changes nothing.
12:44 AM - RedsandRoyals: I can get you new hands
12:44 AM - RedsandRoyals: But someone has to attach them
12:44 AM - elegaicrequiem: gross
12:47 AM - RedsandRoyals: It would be a conversation starter
12:47 AM - RedsandRoyals: "My, what tiny, child-like hands you have."
12:48 AM - elegaicrequiem: I need real hands if you want me to type
12:48 AM - RedsandRoyals: They're real enough to sew shoes together
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 19, 2014 11:42:54 GMT -5
[22:47:23] DanKrichbaum: Blind Titan [22:47:39] ElegaicRequiem: now you're just being silly [22:47:50] DanKrichbaum: What was I being before? [22:48:15] ElegaicRequiem: still more reasonable than Mat Ward [22:48:16] RedsandRoyals8: You were Skeletor [22:48:19] RedsandRoyals8: you lost your memory
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 21, 2014 22:54:45 GMT -5
11:52 PM - elegaicrequiem: I'll have you killed
11:53 PM - RedsandRoyals: Nonsense, you're a well known tightwad, and anyone who would kill me for free has already been disposed of
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 14, 2015 22:07:31 GMT -5
10:05 PM - RedsandRoyals: moment my hands r glued togther 10:05 PM - RedsandRoyals: Okay. 10:05 PM - ElegaicRequiem: you're a beautiful human being 10:05 PM - RedsandRoyals: Ew
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Post by Adkenpachi on Feb 18, 2015 18:59:00 GMT -5
*exploads in a helicopter inferno*
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Post by treadiculous on Feb 19, 2015 6:16:47 GMT -5
wooo!
I found the missing blackhawk.
well.. at least pieces of it. I shall go inform Cheminhaler.
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