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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jul 19, 2009 21:21:03 GMT -5
I hope you feel better soon. And just remember- as long as you still have one arm, you can always choke somebody to death. Erwin's advice on how to find a little joy in life, even if you're having a bad day. Reds
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 20, 2009 10:31:35 GMT -5
Today I mutter annoyedly at the GODDAMNED MOTHERfornicateING HICCUPS THAT JUST WON'T [bleep]ING GO AWAY!!!!! wah x.x Of course, there's always the digital rectal massage treatment (and no, I couldn't make that up if I wanted to). Probably best just to start waving your arms and screaming. That is, unfortunatly, one of the side effects of the treatment.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 20, 2009 10:38:27 GMT -5
hahaha ymnot you have a real gift for drawing... and because all i see are peoples avatars its just how i imagine everyone on the board to be! cept for rolling thunder, couldnt picture him as artillery so i just thought of him as a fat 30 year old keyboard warrior =P Looks like somebody's about to get pwned...
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jul 20, 2009 10:54:25 GMT -5
Ok, this has been bugging me forever and I could never get a straight answer, can the weapons be interchanged without magnets/converting/etc.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 20, 2009 14:25:55 GMT -5
I'm [censored by the Melissiatum] lbs, myself.
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Post by Sister Galatea(M.I.A) on Jul 20, 2009 17:14:47 GMT -5
This is my favorite thread to read now! So great! =)
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 22, 2009 0:16:09 GMT -5
Ask not the IGMB a question, for they will give you three answers; all of which are true, and terrible to know. A random beam of light suddenly hits you while you're showering and proclams: "ALL BOW BEFORE THE NEW MOD,__(your name here)__! ALL SHALL FEAR (HIS/HER/ITS) WRATH!!!!" then you earn that cool little blip and the title When they decide they need a new mod, all the current Mods gather together in the Catacombs of the Vatican, wearing dark robes, and chant hymns in Latin. Then they sacrifice a newborn lamb to the Gods of the Proboards, and ask for their blessing, and divine guidance when it comes to choosing someone to join their ranks. Then they pick a name out of a hat, and spend the rest of the night getting drunk. Reds I like how three people answered at the same time
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Post by Kaikelx on Jul 22, 2009 13:50:03 GMT -5
*flies over the carnage and drops a nuke, blowing everyone except RT [epic-ness grants immunity to death ] and SG [cuz she be cool like dat! ]* I feel violated.
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Post by darienfaust on Jul 24, 2009 21:49:54 GMT -5
Commissar Yarrick can play all the instruments of Rockband at the same time. He holds one guitar in his hands, the other he plays lefty-flipped with his feet, and he shoots the drums with his bale eye. His score is also much, much better than yours. Don't even bother looking at the high score list, you'll cry and never want to play again.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 26, 2009 2:38:41 GMT -5
Today, Requiem and I had this conversation over AIM. RedsandRoyals8 (2:19:33 AM): Man, are you going to keep screwing around with that map, or are you going to finally buy it a ring and pop the question? elegaicrequiem (2:19:53 AM): i can't help it if im a tease RedsandRoyals8 (2:20:13 AM): I think you're infatuated with it elegaicrequiem (2:20:20 AM): i would make the ring from green stuff, anyway RedsandRoyals8 (2:20:20 AM): You and your Cartography fetish elegaicrequiem (2:20:43 AM): *heavy breathing* uhh.... maps... *more breathing* I see no reason to explain this further. (Yes, he gave me permission to post this)Reds
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 27, 2009 15:28:57 GMT -5
OMG. Yes, you may infer as to how stunned I am by my willingness to commit Grammar Heresy to describe my disbelief, shock, awe and amazement. Well done sir! (And the costume is pretty good at that) Yes, Kommissar is that awesome.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 27, 2009 21:27:11 GMT -5
ooh.........! Happy Thoughts! I didnt think about that! I would like to do an army of tanks and Ogryns though! I might have to consider how to do that Have them harnessed up to the front of the tank. It would be like the Budweiser Clydesdale's pulling the cart full of beer. Except it would be an Ogryn pulling a cart full of LRBT pain.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 27, 2009 22:12:00 GMT -5
If the Emperor was three notches above Horus in power level: So how the hell did the Emperor get crippled then? Did someone drop a piano on his head after he fought Horus? Traitor Guardsman #6878866395673.2: "Your sure this is a good idea: Another Traitor: Yes *Traitors push the piano over a the balcony edge. A second later, and a, with a horrible noise, the Emperor is crushed under the weight of a falling Grand Piano.*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 30, 2009 8:55:41 GMT -5
Dramatis Personae hello... before you read anymore, everything i say is with a southern drawl. i am new here, not to 40k but certainly to this website i was just wondering if their is anyone here i should know about, like important people. Woz-Head Moddissar(Po-ta-toes.) Rolling Thunder-Moddissar(He is probably going to kill you.) ElegaicRequiem(Is stifled with pants.) RedsandRoyals(Be-boxing Stalin, possibly the devil.) The Envoy(Panda turned turned man eating hippopotamus.) Sister Galatea(Is the greatest!!) Makarova(Commissar of Wetness.) KaikelX(Corrupted youth.) John_Galt(Epic win!) srgt. master(Technophile.) The Gentleman Soldier(Is hiding in the dark.) nicholasakira(Machines don't have feelings.) WILLEM(Always watching.) Machine Gun Kelly(LOBO!) Ogryn Crazy!(Bone Ead with a lightsaber.) Colonel Grammissar Azalar(Is scary.) Helmian(Is homies with Rogal Dorn.) ssgtdude(Loves the ladies.) Ignatius(Behold!) ReWolf(Custom weapons expert and Minister of Public Dumping.) 3ff3ct(Inside man.) Kommissar Orren(Burns people to death.) commissargaunt(Has betrayed me for the last time.) Aeon(He'll Be Back.) ... The Melissiah(Melissia, the original.) Originality is good. Hello, my name is Ymmot. I am a filthy vagrant.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 1, 2009 12:20:06 GMT -5
Concerning love: Yes, that works fine. Just beware that someone as crazy as you might pop up some day, and then you'll spend the rest of your days being homicidal together. Which is pretty cute.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 1, 2009 16:14:04 GMT -5
Chavs hurt people? I always assumed they were too stupid to figure out how to ball their fists. No, but if you punch enough of them you may bruise your knuckles. In my experience it usually involved the Captain just saying "These guys good, those guys bad, kill those guys! SPEESE MAREEEEEEEEEENS!!!! FOR TEH EMPEROR!!!! LOLZ!!!!" Fixed.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Aug 5, 2009 22:45:30 GMT -5
On Willem: *Pulls over his translator of bad grammar to read above post.* Ah! That's what it says!
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Aug 7, 2009 12:31:30 GMT -5
On working as a military medic: Hey you! Yeah you! Quit bleeding in my waiting room. You're making the ones who might survive nervous.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 7, 2009 15:05:37 GMT -5
On butchering the French language: SisterG: It's not like the French are gonna do anything about it.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 8, 2009 18:45:28 GMT -5
Personally I prefer the strip off their skin then conduct a thermonuclear purge of the entire area approach. But I like your style RT... *flames chav* wow this is better than I first expected *flames group of chavs* AhAHHAHAHAHHAhAhahhAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA BURN! I love the smell of burning plastic jewelery in the morning, smells like...Victory.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Aug 11, 2009 11:34:01 GMT -5
Sgt.Bilko, upon finding out that you can swap the weapons on the new Russ Kit. This new one will have so many magnets it will stick to the fridge door. Reds
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 11, 2009 18:03:34 GMT -5
On grammar rehabilitation: *cracks knuckles* I'll re-educate him good!
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Post by Sen.Kerry on Aug 12, 2009 19:24:25 GMT -5
On perfect love. Finding a girl who actually likes me would be like finding the sword Excalibur... You mean you would find her in a lake, soaking wet? Reds No explanation. Gah! A heretic! Kill him! *Splat* Give me liberty, or give me demon-babes.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 13, 2009 0:17:09 GMT -5
The first in a long and semi-successful line of RT's greeting cards: *Open RT card* "Roses are red, Violets are blue. By the time you read this it will be too late to run." *Is struck by lightning bolt*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 13, 2009 11:40:16 GMT -5
I would cry at how under priced they are if they where two wounds... and then take as many as possible > : ) Compensation for how overpriced stormies are... Sadly, I can see GW doing this doing this. GW Guy 1: "Wow, we really overpriced Stomies on the new IG Codex. Should we lower the cost?" GW Guy 2:"Nah, we'll just make Termies really cheap with two wounds." GW Guy 1:"What? That makes no sense when you think about it." GW Guy 2:"It does if you don't think about it." GW Guy 1:"Oh, okay." Reds
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