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Post by Hetfiltrator on Oct 5, 2009 0:19:28 GMT -5
Necrons are like the original Terminator movie with the glitchy special effects with guns... But many players do not realize those tiny bug bastards(scarabs) can rip apart tank armour pretty effectively once in close combat.... But until they get their, they are more like giant, metal clay pigeons hovering over the ground. Ah... finally found something to shoot the Punisher cannon at that won't laugh back! 'nuff said
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Post by Julian Sharps on Oct 8, 2009 19:08:43 GMT -5
From the "40K Pick-Up Lines" thread: *After seducing another man's woman and while leaving the bar with her on my arm* "I know what you're thinking. 'How the hell did he manage to take her from me!? How!? How could it possibly happen to me?' Well, son, there's only one answer to that. "Tactical. Genius" *Leave bar* CREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!!!
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Oct 15, 2009 18:23:32 GMT -5
Alexander "Rolling Thunder" Hunt: 'Powergaming is rather like incest. It's legal in some places, but it's still disgusting, wrong and produces hideous and unnatural misfits that should be strangled at birth.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 16, 2009 22:07:07 GMT -5
[23:03] ElegaicRequiem: the Emperor protects [23:04] TheAngelsofBlood: And provides sexy chicks. [23:04] TheAngelsofBlood: The ultimate Pimp.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Oct 18, 2009 7:23:12 GMT -5
"Anyone who doesn't (Like beards) isn't worth getting involved with. If they don't like manly men they can date emos."
Makarova.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 19, 2009 21:11:52 GMT -5
[22:09] dankrichbaum: Yarrick can go kiss Straken's ass. [22:09] dankrichbaum: his admantium ass. Boldest statement I've heard in a while...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 25, 2009 19:39:06 GMT -5
Granted. We all arrive at the airport, meeting up at the chosen area.Reds: Ymmot.Requiem: Ymmot.Envoy: Ymmot.RT: The time has come... For the final showdown. YMMOT!Ymmot: Oh no! *draws pistol and summons army of angry badger robots*And London was no more.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Oct 27, 2009 16:51:55 GMT -5
That's ok, I'm easily distracted by shiny objects... that's how I got engaged.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Oct 28, 2009 8:29:38 GMT -5
Ok,ummm,my and my girls relationship has been going fine thusfar,we're still in the 'lovey-dovey' stage really,but we're starting to slow down. I want us to stay up to speed until Christmas break,suggestions?
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Oct 28, 2009 16:54:08 GMT -5
Lascannon:
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Oct 28, 2009 22:36:49 GMT -5
SANITY... IS FOR THE WEAK! Didn't you learn anything from DoW?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 7, 2009 10:26:37 GMT -5
It's not required, but beatboxing while performing your drive-by supposedly forces all enemy units within 6" to make a Pinning test. The points cost and exact wording can be found on pg. 106 of the new IG codex, under "Modificatus Obscura." Other such upgrades (also listed in the same section) include spinning rims (1" increase to all movement speeds), hood ornaments (+1 to ramming resolution), lowrider hydraulics (vehicle always counts as having a 4+ cover save) and convertible passenger compartment (may count as open-topped for that turn).
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Nov 10, 2009 2:59:08 GMT -5
<Cant initiation//Teleport lock on//Target aquired//Commencing Thermo-nuclear power draw.//Locking on to coordinates//Aiming// Firing all O.H.M.Y.G.O.D.T.H.A.T.T.H.I.N.G.S.H.U.G.E. in range.//Commencing//Have a nice day//Cant terminated> *Hetlan flicked the trigger* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*Watches as over seventy blasts hit their target dead on and incinerate everything* Also the M.P.I.G. is the Man Portable Inferno Gun. It has my name written on it. It no longer allows armour saves. My signature tends to do that.....I can't wait till I have to sign a contract.
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Post by Kaikelx on Nov 14, 2009 11:00:54 GMT -5
yeah we're so awesome we conquered the galaxy like 3 times already You're not awesome until you can say you've only conquered it once. If you have to do it more than once, you didn't do a very good job.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 16, 2009 9:53:58 GMT -5
well it was either needles or miniature tactical nuclear weapons... but I feel that would end something like this: Stormtrooper #1: COVERING FIRE! Stormtrooper#2: NOOOO! those are the new rounds we just got is... *high pitched whine and flash of light*
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 22, 2009 11:21:02 GMT -5
From Facebook, in a discussion about former Governor Sarah Palin:
"Yeah, we're scared of her the same way people are scared of a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.... "
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Post by seed on Nov 22, 2009 21:08:55 GMT -5
From Facebook, in a discussion about former Governor Sarah Palin: "Yeah, we're scared of her the same way people are scared of a chimpanzee with a hand grenade.... " That need to be a T-shirt.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 22, 2009 22:23:38 GMT -5
*Has his thread slowly hijacked by RT.*
Should have said something way back when, but what was I gonna do? Ask the mod to do something?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 23, 2009 3:49:37 GMT -5
Well, basically, we already started posting AIM and Skype conversations...really, I prefer to think it as a matter of personal belief. Of course, I guess if you were to ask nicely, I'd delete Sharp's post, but at the moment, I find it too amusing to do so.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 23, 2009 10:58:25 GMT -5
It doesn't really bother me, it's just that the thread was intended to get people to read more threads that they may have missed. And IM stuff is cool so long as it has even the tenuous connection to 40K or the IGMB of being a conversation between members. In my OP, it does say that it's supposed to be quotes from around the IGMB.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Nov 23, 2009 22:56:38 GMT -5
Well, Seed quoted my post, and we're both contributing members of the IGMB...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 23, 2009 23:04:53 GMT -5
...and both RULEBREAKERS!!!!!! Carry on.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Nov 24, 2009 5:05:42 GMT -5
*Backhands Requiem*
So are you. You just broke your own rule about posting things that are not quotes of purest awesome, as have I.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Nov 24, 2009 5:07:42 GMT -5
Stop arguing, you're making me disappointed every time I gleefully check the thread for more quotes!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 24, 2009 12:00:14 GMT -5
I sort of gave up on the rules, but here's a refresher. Implication 1: Quote from the IGMB. (IM quotes between members are... acceptable) Rule 1: You can't post your own pithy comment. That includes a new post here... Rule 2: Every post here must contain a quote from elsewhere. It goes without saying, try not to post something that's already here. Rule 3: There are no other rules. Suggestion 1: Give some context if the quote is a punchline, and not a one-liner, so that others can fully appreciate it.
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