Post by nicholasakira on Jun 29, 2009 14:05:50 GMT -5
"In the hood, you've got to respect everybody like they've got a gun and they'll kill you, cause most people in the hood have a gun, and they'll kill you," -Hood 2 Hood
"Hold up, before you shoot me, can you remind me why we're killing each other?" -LA Riot Spectacular
"Waaaa...I think yooooou can...go around the corner and you go bang...bang...bang...bang. Can...you...not...? Can...you...not...? Let's doooooo it again, lets..." -Arnold Schwarzenegger's impression of Paul Verhoeven
Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 19, 2009 4:00:11 GMT -5
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
Post by nicholasakira on Jul 19, 2009 14:49:13 GMT -5
"If John McCain wins, this woman will be one 72 year-old's heartbeat away from being president of the United States. And if that doesn't scare the hell out of you, it should," -Jack Cafferty on Palin, during the 2008 American elections.
Post by Adam Selene on Mar 16, 2010 23:07:12 GMT -5
"If life gives you lemans make lemanaid... then whatch it go bitter, ferment and finally turn to pigswill" - Hoodwinked!
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Dr strangelove
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move." - hitchhikers guild
Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." - tell me if you know
"Man, I see the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables – slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy sh!t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ANGRY." fight club
"Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists." - lord of war
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever." - 1984
"Kill the beast! Cut his throat! Spill his blood! Do him in!" - Lord of the Flies
"You blew the F%$#! out o them" "confirmation received" - Hamburger Hill
F##K up someone else’s world before they can F##K up yours. WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH Let loose the dogs of war If at first you don’t succeed use more C-4 Violence and murder do not solve anything but they do however get people out of your hair long enough to figure out what to do next In to the garbage shoot fly boys I’ve got a bad feeling about this Stay on target On time on target Watch your mouth kid or you’ll find yourself floating home Who’s more foolish the fool or the fool ho follows the fool Lock X-foils in attack positions May the force be with you Use the force Yes get as close as you can and engage those star destroyers at point blank range We’ll last longer than we will against that death star and we might just take a few of them with us You rebel scum We’re going in and we’re going in full throttle I don’t think so...homey don’t play that What do we do….We die Great I’m about to get killed a million miles from home and all gun ho iguana can say is relax Charge What I cannot crush with words I will destroy with the tanks of the Imperial Guard. Punch it We’re not leaving…..we’re not? Get away from her you female dog. This is Ripley last surviving officer of the Nostromo signing off. SWEET I have warped my fragile little mind There are 4 of us and 4 billion of them they have strategic air command nuclear powered submarines and John Wane all we have is this…Is it loaded?? Why don’t we find out? There is no situation that cannot be solved with the proper amount of explosives. Oh my god they killed Kenny… You Bastard Chef? How do you find the Clitoris? Girls fake orgasms men fake relationships Yippee kia yeah Mother fornicateer My name is Kai Allard-Lio and I am the slayer of men Men of Tantith do you want to live forever? Lock and Load Eat this Crash and Burn The first rule of jungle warfare is… to remove the jungle Our job is to make them faster than they can break them Why can we all get along?....neck No the clit is real it’s the female orgasm that is the myth You smell that napalm I love the smell of napalm in the morning Incoming!! Where ever you go there you are. All the little girlies think I’m pretty fly for a white guy All the little girlies think I’m pretty fly for a goon The day my wife met my girl friend Save a horse ride a cowboy Here kitty kitty kitty Bad kitty Here lizard lizard lizard I’m a squirrel I don’t have gas Cake or Death I fancy you Chow Lez le bon taun roué le New Orleans Who dat They’re coming to take me away ha ha Greetings and salutations great Buckaroo Bonsai I goanna hit the brakes and they’ll fly right by Let the bodies hit the floor Sometimes the fact that you can still feel pain is the only way you know your still alive The same thing we do every night Pinky try to take over the world Don’t know where I’m going; Only God knows where I’ve been; I’m a sixgun lover; A devil on the run; a candle in the wind "From the Skies"! I’ll buy that for a dollar. Hold my beer and watch this Today I met the greatest man ever a quiet hero That’s not going to come out of that any more Where ever you go there you are I reject your reality and consequently substitute my own Stupidity can be cured but ignorance lasts a life time You can fix stupid Git R Done Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick our selves up Boom Shakka Laaka Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor. Germans forget it he’s rolling They took the bar the whole fornicateing bar. They confiscated everything even the stuff we didn’t steal I never met a winner who didn’t expect to win Boy. Who are you calling a boy? I’ve got a yard of thingy a bucket full of balls and enough hair on my ass to weave an Indian blanket so who are you calling a boy? Did you ever see a boy put a rubber on with a tire iron before? Shimmy No one is worth your tears and anyone who is would never make you cry Hell have no fury like that of a mother scorned Tequila makes her clothes fall off Party foul. Roughing the listeners sharing too much information. Two beer penalty. Fix bayonets and prepare to receive charge Fix bayonets and prepare to charge I wouldn’t fornicate you with a stolen thingy/pussey I hate Snakes I’m tired of these *** dam snakes on this mother fornicateing plane We named the dog Indiana the dog you are named after the dog. HaHaHa. I gotta lot of fond memories of that dog. On any given Sunday you can win or lose. The hardest words to say are I love you, Goodbye, and I am sorry. Quantity has a quality all in its own. Too err is human, to blame it on the next guy is even more so. A good manager is not worried about his own career, but the careers of those who work for him. Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding to our selves. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do. It’s easy to see; hard to foresee. Experience tells you to what to do; confidence allows you to do it. Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying " I will try again tomorrow." Laugh at yourself before any one else can. A musician must make music; an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be... Change is inevitable; except from vending machines. The future aint what it used to be. The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you are still a rat. We love the things we love for what they are. When a person drowns himself in negative thinking he is committing an unspeakable crime against himself. Happiness is found along the way not at the end of the road. The beatings will continue until morale improves. Who wants to live forever? BAM Were going to kick it up a notch Well then perhaps today is a good day to die! Ramming speed We have nothing to fear but fear itself A day that will live in infamy For 800 years I have trained Jedi. If your mind is concentrated on the timing then it is taken up with timing. If your mind is concentrated on the strike then it is taken up with the strike. If your mind is concentrated on the sword then it is taken up with the sword. Either way your mind wanders and the action falters. This is how great men are brought down. I’ve got friends in low places. Let’s ride Let’s rock and roll When I die burry me deep put some refer at my feet put some paper in my hand I’ll smoke my way to the promise land. Here’s to seeing doubles, fornicateing triples and having multiples. Be very very quiet I’m hunting rabbits. Stand by ion control….fire. Bishop how much time plenty 26 minutes. We’re not leaving….We’re not?! I can’t get no respect. fornicate! Even in the future nothing works. Space Balls. Oh nuts there goes the planet. That’s the kind of combination an idiot would have on his luggage. That’s amazing I have the exact same combination on my luggage. Do you know what the difference between love and lust is?? Spit of swallow. F.I. padna I never met a winner that didn’t expect to win. I am not afraid to try and fail and try again; rather I am scared to fail and not try again. I am not scared of the man who wants 10 nuclear weapons, but I am terrified of the man who only wants one. You’re Yummy!! I have not yet begun to defile myself. In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe. Come on in boy sit on down and tell me about yourself Good Lord! That sticks out like a thingy on a fish Why don't you go eat a bowl of thingys? Don't think that you can change someone else. The only person that does any changing is you and it is usually for the worse. You end up accepting things that you normally wouldn't. Without faith what are we as men? To days of old when knights were bold and women weren’t particular. We’d line them all up against a wall and fornicate’em all perpendicular
Post by Laughing Man on Mar 17, 2010 11:26:24 GMT -5
"When you refer to Bailey crap I take it you mean that glorious, precision-made, British-built bridge which is the envy of the civilized world?"
"Gentlemen here is a story to tell your children and mightly bored they'll be"
"I'm terribly sorry but we're going to have to occupy your house"
"Hancock. I've got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven't arrived. My communications are completely broken down. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of tea?"
"I've selected you to lead us, not only because of your extraordinary fighting ability, but also because, in the unlikely event the Germans ever get you, they will assume from your attire that they've captured a wretched peasant and immediately send you on your way. "
My personal favourite moment of the movie an SS officer is approaching under a white flag] Major Harry Carlyle: Rather interesting development, sir. [to the German] Major Harry Carlyle: That's far enough! We can hear you from there! SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender! Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir? Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell. Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry! SS Panzer Officer: [confused] What? Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else? [German officer walks off] Lt. Col. John Frost: Well, that's that. [the officer returns to General Bittrich, and they converse in German] SS Panzer Officer: They rejected our surrender offer. What are your orders, Herr General? Lt. General Bittrich: Flatten Arnhem.
A bridge too far
Guardsmen on Dinosaurs...it will have to happen eventually.