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Post by Adkenpachi on Dec 16, 2012 4:29:40 GMT -5
When did we last have a mass shooting over here? Raul moat killed what? 2 people and that thats been the biggest gun crime story i can remember for the UK. America however seem to have it as an annual event (media event that is)
And facebook says the quote is morgan freeman...not too reliable but possible.
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Post by Empirespy on Dec 16, 2012 5:49:09 GMT -5
A man who has nothing can still give his life
Edit; just heard a good one; "My heart is made of steel, It's nuts at pumping blood, but it locks damn awesome!"
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Post by Bryant on Dec 16, 2012 12:43:59 GMT -5
When did we last have a mass shooting over here? Raul moat killed what? 2 people and that thats been the biggest gun crime story i can remember for the UK. America however seem to have it as an annual event (media event that is) And facebook says the quote is morgan freeman...not too reliable but possible. Would you stop? Now's not a good time for this. Let us mourn.
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Post by Rook on Dec 16, 2012 13:03:10 GMT -5
Hoplophobia (n.): The irrational fear of weapons, correctly described by Freud as "a sign of emotional and sexual immaturity". Hoplophobia, like homophobia, is a displacement symptom; hoplophobes fear their own "forbidden" feelings and urges to commit violence. This would be harmless, except that they project these feelings onto others. The sequelae of this neurosis include irrational and dangerous behaviors such as passing "gun-control" laws and trashing the Constitution. -- Eric S. Raymond
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmond Freud, General Introduction to Psychoanalysis (1952)
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 16, 2012 13:33:52 GMT -5
Oh Freud, you were suck a quack.
"Have you ever noticed how closely the Jehovah's Witnesses resemble the Sith? They always come in pairs of two, one Master and one apprentice"
"I saw this anti-drug comic that had Green Arrow discovering his sidekick did drugs. Then again, his name is Speedy, so being a drug addict was pretty much a foregone conclusion. It's like walking in on your ward doing a corpse and exclaiming "Necrophilia Lad! How could you?!"
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
When people here say "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual." I like to reply "I'm not honest but you're interesting."
Reds
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Post by Adkenpachi on Dec 16, 2012 14:08:57 GMT -5
I go shooting, im not afraid of weapons i just think people who are mentally unstable shouldnt have them. We have to be interviewed by the police as one step to getting a gun license as opposed to having to wait 48 hours for an m16
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 16, 2012 15:05:15 GMT -5
When did we last have a mass shooting over here? Raul moat killed what? 2 people and that thats been the biggest gun crime story i can remember for the UK. America however seem to have it as an annual event (media event that is) "Statistical evidence shows that increasing firearm restriction and prohibition has had no statistically significant effect on the rate of firearms crime in the United Kingdom". - Me.
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Post by velauzehraptor on Dec 31, 2012 3:26:06 GMT -5
'It's a Trap!'
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Post by Julian Sharps on Dec 31, 2012 10:50:40 GMT -5
"Oh, you weren't told? You see, the plan is that I pretend to be their friend, and then I shoot you."
"Well, I'm glad I won't be needing this." *pulls out phaser and sets it aside*
"Tragedy? It's a farce! [Julius Caesar] is supposed to be this great general, and yet he can't even see a simple assassination plot brewing under his very nose! I knew that Brutus was going to stab him in the first act!"
"Kiss the girl, get the key. They never taught me that in the Obsidian Order!" - Elim "Plain and Simple" Garak
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Post by WestRider on Dec 31, 2012 18:28:47 GMT -5
"F*** it, Dude. Let's go bowling."
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Post by Adam Selene on Jan 1, 2013 1:52:09 GMT -5
I loved the Hobbit an unexpected journey, afterwards I though this up:
Nine yellow horses on a pale hill, First they rip, Then the tear, They never stand still.
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Post by Soap on Jan 4, 2013 18:57:09 GMT -5
"Don't make me chase you or you'll pi$$ me off!" Shaft (Samuel L Jackson)
Hamster: I eat danger for breakfast! Bolt: well are you hungry! Hamster: STAAARVING!
From Pixar's film, 'Bolt'
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Post by Adkenpachi on Jan 4, 2013 19:32:32 GMT -5
"I eat pieces of nuts like you for breakfast!"
"Ewww, you eat pieces of nuts for breakfast?"
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Post by Empirespy on Jan 5, 2013 6:14:19 GMT -5
Statistical evidence shows that increasing firearm restriction and prohibition has had no statistically significant effect on the rate of firearms crime in the United Kingdom". - Me. 53% of statistics are warped to fit the purpose, 38% have some basis, 98% are pulled out if there arse.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 5, 2013 9:22:35 GMT -5
Statistical evidence shows that increasing firearm restriction and prohibition has had no statistically significant effect on the rate of firearms crime in the United Kingdom". - Me. 53% of statistics are warped to fit the purpose, 38% have some basis, 98% are pulled out if there arse. Which is why Statistics 101 should be mandatory at GCSE-level.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 5, 2013 9:37:30 GMT -5
Oh Freud, you were suck a quack. A good Freudian slip.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jan 5, 2013 9:40:30 GMT -5
Oh Freud, you were suck a quack. A good Freudian slip. Glad someone finally caught that. Reds
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 5, 2013 9:46:25 GMT -5
You two really need to date each other.
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Post by scotti88 on Jan 5, 2013 11:33:11 GMT -5
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Post by Empirespy on Jan 10, 2013 11:53:22 GMT -5
From a TV Guide "Picard meets an old flame, who is now married to a scientist that accidentally rips the fabric of space and inadvertently creates a new dimension."
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Post by Soap on Jan 10, 2013 12:56:43 GMT -5
^ that's a pritty big accident!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 17, 2013 20:09:12 GMT -5
[21:02:01] RedsandRoyals8: I could always break out the -40 T test tasers [21:02:34] ElegaicRequiem: you mean the taser shotgun shells full of soporific? yeah, you could [21:02:50] RedsandRoyals8: Everyone loves soporific [21:03:11] ElegaicRequiem: I know I do
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Post by Soap on Jan 19, 2013 13:32:56 GMT -5
Anything that Mr T says on "Mr Ts Crazy Fools" (BBC 3 monday nights)
Quotes such as "Not all fools are criminals, but all criminals are fools". And "What where these guys thinking? Maybe they should just stay at home, and watch some good TV... Like the A-team!"
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 21, 2013 2:14:50 GMT -5
Anything that Mr T says on "Mr Ts Crazy Fools" (BBC 3 monday nights) Quotes such as "Not all fools are criminals, but all criminals are fools". And "What where these guys thinking? Maybe they should just stay at home, and watch some good TV... Like the A-team!" Truly the saddest waste of license payer's money since Jeremy Clarkson.
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Post by Paradill on Jan 21, 2013 2:21:58 GMT -5
I dunno, Tom Daly is hosting a celebrity diving contest. Well I say celebrity, I kept having to ask the wife who the people were.
Apart from Dom Jolly.
I wish I didn't know Dom Jolly...
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