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Post by scotti88 on Jan 21, 2013 7:45:37 GMT -5
The only reason you know Dom jolly is because of trigger happy tv
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Post by Soap on Jan 23, 2013 1:46:42 GMT -5
No, it's because of 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'.
Did anyone actually know him when he did THTV? People remember the show, just not him. :-p
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Post by scotti88 on Jan 23, 2013 3:46:26 GMT -5
Wel i didn't know him, just see the name in the credits.
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Post by Adkenpachi on Jan 23, 2013 7:14:33 GMT -5
What?!? Hes the only bloody person in trigger happy! All anyone remembers about it is him shouting HELLO? Meh.. I think hes awsome and i didnt even know he went on any celebrity programs but his program about getting pissed in every country was great. Also he plays alot of cod on xbox, his tag is TriggerHappyDom fyi
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Post by Adkenpachi on Feb 17, 2013 6:32:44 GMT -5
Given that god is infinite and the universe is infinite... Would you like a toasted tea cake?
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Post by Paradill on Feb 17, 2013 7:05:49 GMT -5
Well if you're going to open the floodgates:
"Mind that bus! What bus? Splat"
"Gespacho soup"
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
"I've Brent to Titan, I've been to mars, I can name twenty things that go in jars: pickles! ... Jam!! Brains!!!"
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Post by Adkenpachi on Feb 17, 2013 7:11:30 GMT -5
Ive been to juno and ive to milanski, i can name 90 men who've slept with kerchanski... Me, me, me, listers mum.
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Post by Paradill on Feb 17, 2013 8:15:35 GMT -5
My grandma!
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Post by Adkenpachi on Feb 17, 2013 19:27:13 GMT -5
You only play wimbledon cause your having it off with that jailbait ballgirl!
Thats another total lie! Shes not jailbait shes 17!
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Post by Julian Sharps on Feb 18, 2013 1:41:49 GMT -5
"It's like I've always said: you can get much more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word." - Marcus Cole
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Post by Paradill on Feb 18, 2013 2:24:17 GMT -5
Will it hurt? Will it change me in any way? Will it change who I am? No? Well don't worry about it then.- Derek
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Post by Julian Sharps on Feb 18, 2013 22:41:36 GMT -5
REPORTER: She threatened to grab me by the collar and toss me out an airlock! SHERIDAN: I am shocked and appalled. Commander Ivanova, did you really tell him that? IVANOVA: Yes, sir, I did. SHERIDAN: Do I need to remind you that this station is short on resources? We can't afford to waste perfectly good clothing by dumping it out into space! As I keep telling you time and again, take the jacket off first! (turns to reporter) I am very sorry. What she meant to say was, "stripped naked and tossed out an airlock." My apologies for any confusion this may have caused.
"Marcus, this is the kind of conversation that can only end in a gunshot." - Dr. Franklin
Yeah, Babylon 5 had some funny moments.
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Post by Paradill on Feb 19, 2013 6:52:51 GMT -5
"Thought I'd try soufflé-ing my way out, you know, mix things up a little" - Master Chef.
"Gravity exists because of hard rocks and stones, not because of Megatron" - My daughter after over hearing me discuss the theory of gravitons as the source of gravity.
"This isn't like bringing a gun to a knife fight, this is like bringing a nuclear bomb to a nuts throwing contest"
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 23, 2013 19:32:31 GMT -5
7:31 PM - RedsandRoyals: No, I actually tried to be a good god
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Post by Rook on Feb 26, 2013 21:05:25 GMT -5
I've been thinking about the bullnuts that I went through recently when I assaulted that 'man' and it brought a quote to my mind.
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
That's from The Shootist. John Wayne's last movie.
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Post by chapwilliams on Feb 26, 2013 21:20:50 GMT -5
I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.
Fill your hands, you son of a botch!
True Grit
(replace O with I if you don't get it)
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Post by Jackal-0311 on Feb 26, 2013 21:25:58 GMT -5
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Feb 26, 2013 23:00:10 GMT -5
[Made for the upcoming cyberpunk RP]
"Screw you pal, I'm workin' for Dave Sarrif!" *Punches*
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Post by Adkenpachi on Feb 27, 2013 4:58:56 GMT -5
"You could be entitled to £7,000 of PPI compensation..." ~EVERYONE!!
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Post by Bryant on Feb 27, 2013 20:43:54 GMT -5
Cruelty has a human heart Every man does play his part Terror of the men we kill The human heart is hungry still
I stand my ground for the very last time Gun is ready as I stand in line Nervous wait for the whistle to blow Rush of blood and over we go
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Post by Bryant on Mar 9, 2013 5:58:31 GMT -5
;D
Got a good one here.
"I'm in the driver's seat! I run the show! I'm the FU#@king President!"
-Richard Belzer in "The Groove Tube"
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Post by Ogryn Crazy! on Mar 12, 2013 3:27:20 GMT -5
This one pretty much sums me up:
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Post by Wraelis on Mar 12, 2013 3:28:40 GMT -5
Today upon my return, all bridges prepare to burn - Vic Ruggiero
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Post by Empirespy on Mar 17, 2013 13:04:52 GMT -5
"First we visited our birth place, then we bought new clothes. And we danced the waltz, then we got into a fight, now we're in this beautiful room, life just doesn't get better than this.
Oh yes it does, good night."
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Post by Julian Sharps on Mar 17, 2013 13:45:41 GMT -5
"Tankery is the perfect expression of womanhood."
"I can't believe that you've allowed these delicate flower-arranging hands to touch a tank!"
"Duck Team, Hippopotamus Team, Turtle Team, Rabbit Team, Goosefish Team... Can't we do something about these names?" "What? They're cute!"
"It's pretty scary down here, like the bowels of a ship..." "Uh, we are in the bowels of a ship."
"I love flower arranging, but I wanted to do something with more vigor. That's why I took up Tankery."
"There's a reason why our plan worked. While you were busy listening to our deceptive radio traffic, we coordinated the actual plan using our cell phones."
- Girls und Panzer
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