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Post by Paimon on Mar 18, 2013 13:36:04 GMT -5
"Do you want to know something funny about dragons? They are immune to dragonfire, which makes them think they are immune to magma too. They're not, which can lead to pretty... anticlimactic results."
Conversations about dwarf fortress are usually better than the game itself. See above.
Also
"We like to see nature in a romantic way, but truth is any naturally evolved ecosystem is nothing but a big fat torture chamber where creatures are forced to be eaten alive, starve or freeze to death etc. Only through technology can we break the terror of nature and free every sentient being from it's tyranny."
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Post by Paimon on Mar 18, 2013 15:18:55 GMT -5
Just found one from Reddit in a discussion about flow in writing:
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Post by Julian Sharps on Mar 29, 2013 1:29:04 GMT -5
"So, no one here is troubled that the Paper Reduction Act is 500 pages long?" - Vice President Russell
"Oh, I hate this issue. [Announcing a position on gay marriage is] like walking around with a sick chicken." - Toby Ziegler
The West Wing is full of gems like these.
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Burt Hoovis
Guardsman
I thought you said German "Pantsers"!!!
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Post by Burt Hoovis on Mar 30, 2013 7:53:40 GMT -5
"I shot a man just to watch him die, but got distracted and missed it"
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Post by WestRider on Mar 30, 2013 11:57:30 GMT -5
"Kitty love is pointy love." - Seanan McGuire
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Apr 1, 2013 11:54:06 GMT -5
@rt: Well I figured, as you're the CO, you should probably start it, kinda like a briefing. Who's the 2iC? We'll figure that out after RT's guy gets blasted in the brains for showing signs of cowardice in the face of the Emperor's enemies. Oh wait... so that means never. Ymmot on my tendency to play absolute nutters.
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Post by Shostak(AWOL) on Apr 12, 2013 10:30:00 GMT -5
Something 3ff3ct posted reminded me of a comment by him during one of the meet ups. We were playing a large, lighthearted 3v2, but 3ff3ct had decided to spectate rather than fight himself. I paraphrase slightly:
3ff3ct: This battle needs more fluff. Trickstick: What do you mean more Fluff? We've got Rough Riders making charges on both sides, a Punisher being fielded effectively and a company commander fighting Guardsman marbo in single combat, how much more Fluff do you want? 3ff3ct: I meant that we needed more cotton wool.
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Post by WestRider on May 29, 2013 17:56:55 GMT -5
Why the Oxford Comma matters:
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Post by Julian Sharps on May 30, 2013 0:43:11 GMT -5
(upon discovering a fist-sized scorpion-like bug in Tucker's sleeping bag) TUCKER: Travis, gimme your boot! TRAVIS: What for? TUCKER: So I can squash it! TRAVIS: Are we allowed to squash alien life forms? TUCKER: If they're inside your sleeping bag!
(shortly afterward, they're still freaking out about the bug) TUCKER: Where'd you put the phase pistols? TRAVIS: You want to shoot a bug!? TUCKER: I'm just gonna stun it!
One of my favorite moments from Star Trek: Enterprise.
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Post by Empirespy on May 31, 2013 16:27:26 GMT -5
Quark: You've never... coupled? Odo: I choose not to. Too many compromises. You want to watch the caronet tournament, she wants to listen to music. So, you compromise. You listen to music. You like Earth Jazz, she likes klingon opera. so, you compromise. You listen to klingon opera. So here you were ready to have a nice night while watching the caronet match and you wind up spending an agonising evening listening to klingon opera. Huh.
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Post by Adkenpachi on Jun 15, 2013 19:30:06 GMT -5
If God wanted us to eat fruit, he wouldn't have invented bacon.
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Post by christopher300 on Jun 17, 2013 7:19:10 GMT -5
"my fav swear word is pr*ck, but the funniest are nob and bell end.
Bell ends are people who question your music knowledge like it's some sort of competition to knw more then everybody else rather than just enjoying it.
Nobs are people who try and prove you're not a "real" football fan
and Pricks are people who tell you how much they have drunk, or how much they can drink.
right no more swearing from me as I'm a dad" TIM LOVEJOY ON BANTERPIT
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Post by Adkenpachi on Jun 17, 2013 9:07:31 GMT -5
I used to be all three, ugh. Now I'm just a c0ck
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 18, 2013 21:48:00 GMT -5
"Tankery is the perfect expression of womanhood." "I can't believe that you've allowed these delicate flower-arranging hands to touch a tank!" "Duck Team, Hippopotamus Team, Turtle Team, Rabbit Team, Goosefish Team... Can't we do something about these names?" "What? They're cute!" "It's pretty scary down here, like the bowels of a ship..." "Uh, we are in the bowels of a ship." "I love flower arranging, but I wanted to do something with more vigor. That's why I took up Tankery." "There's a reason why our plan worked. While you were busy listening to our deceptive radio traffic, we coordinated the actual plan using our cell phones." - Girls und Panzer And this is why I don't watch anime.
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Post by Rook on Jun 20, 2013 20:43:37 GMT -5
"You know what the true definition of hell is? When you die you get to meet the man you could have been."
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Post by buddha on Jun 21, 2013 14:14:19 GMT -5
"You know what the true definition of hell is? When you die you get to meet the man you could have been." Heaven is probably the same, but you see what you managed to avoid becoming.
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Post by Adkenpachi on Jun 29, 2013 6:48:31 GMT -5
"The bbc have apologises to viewers of the voice, they say next time holly willoughby will get her boobs out properly. 106, Jack FM"
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Post by Empirespy on Jun 29, 2013 15:15:59 GMT -5
I recently found that radio station, I can't believe that I had never heard of it before, despite it's high concentration of EPIC.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Jun 29, 2013 15:45:53 GMT -5
"I went to a fight, and then a hockey game broke out." - Unattributed
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Post by WestRider on Jun 29, 2013 23:12:32 GMT -5
In the immortal words of Duran Duran: "Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo"
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Post by Adam Selene on Jul 30, 2013 22:59:46 GMT -5
"Tough times create tough people. Tough people create good times. Good times create weak people. Weak people create touch times."
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 3, 2013 7:14:40 GMT -5
"Dude, she was awful in the sack."
"That bad huh."
"Drang, I've had better sexual rapport with people who've raped me."
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Post by Rook on Aug 5, 2013 17:43:24 GMT -5
"Dude, she was awful in the sack." "That bad huh." "Drang, I've had better sexual rapport with people who've raped me." I know you well enough to know who you are quoting. That is awesome!
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Post by Empirespy on Aug 9, 2013 5:07:37 GMT -5
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. -Albert Einstein
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Post by Soap on Aug 9, 2013 5:11:48 GMT -5
"Don't make me chase you! You'll god damn pi$$ me off if you make me chase you!"
Catches punk and punches guy in the face.
"I told you don't make me chase you"
- Samuel L Jackson as Shaft.
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