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Post by Adam Selene on Mar 26, 2010 2:07:57 GMT -5
"It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink." - alucard
I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?
"Five to one against and falling..." she said, "four to one against and falling...three to one...two...one...probability factor of one to one...we have normality, I repeat we have normality." She turned her microphone off – then turned it back on, with a slight smile and continued: "Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem." - trillian
"engine 2 is... arrhhh..." "problem?" "not if you've had a full and happy life" - my little monologe when ever i get on a plane
"I can't believe I died for this war." - church
"That's exactly right private, wars over, we won, turns out you're the big hero. There going to hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float,and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!!" - sarge
four simple steps to firing an uzi (600 rounds of fun a minute) step 1) point uzi in general direction of target step 2) close your eyes step 3) think happy thoughts step 4) pull the trigger
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Post by Adam Selene on Apr 2, 2010 0:01:18 GMT -5
angeryperson - *anger* bubblingoverwithhappynessguy - it takes 46 muscles to frown but only 12 to smile. me - and it only takes 4 muscles to flip you the bird
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Post by seed on Apr 7, 2010 19:07:07 GMT -5
the i like turtels kid you tube I LIKE TERTELS From one of my favorite movies, Office space. Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
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Post by Cadian 117 on Apr 8, 2010 0:05:25 GMT -5
"I'm probably carrying a few blood borne diseases on my suit. I'm a walking CDC nightmare. It makes me want to hug someone!"- Freemans mind
"WOAH! Combo platter!"-Freemans mind
"Why do all these catwalks SUCK!"-Freemans mind
"Hey it's a cthulu dog! *is hit in mouth with green goo* ugh! It taste like dead caterpillars!"-Freemans mind
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Post by ssgtdude (M.I.A) on Apr 8, 2010 0:14:02 GMT -5
Ollie is interrupted firing at fairies and now realizes that Fritz really isn't dead.
Ohh. There you go. raining on my parade. Costing me medals. -Folds arms and shoots Fritz.-
Fritz? Fritz get up for god sake.
They shot Fritz. They shot Fritz. -Shoots pistol at fairies- You yellow bellied stinking fairies. They shot fritz.
-Wizards
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Apr 8, 2010 2:06:20 GMT -5
"Yeah my dad WAS schizophrenic but he's good people." -Stuart Francis (one of the two American stand-ups I like, along with Rich Hall)
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Post by Colonel-Commissar, (M.I.A) on Apr 8, 2010 14:56:50 GMT -5
"John, Modern Warfare 2 may be your lover, and Battlefield Bad Company 2 may be your mistress, but compared to Halo, they're aids-ridden hookers."
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Post by Callus on Apr 9, 2010 1:55:58 GMT -5
''Life's a female dog, then you marry one'' -My dad
Edit: Naughty language filter >=[
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Apr 9, 2010 11:09:24 GMT -5
Makarova (After being groped):
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Post by Cadian 117 on Apr 10, 2010 10:22:26 GMT -5
"So now we gotta surrender our socks?"- Saving Private Ryan
"Sticks and stone may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!"-Will Ferrel Step Brothers
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Post by spazmunke on Apr 10, 2010 11:21:31 GMT -5
Ollie is interrupted firing at fairies and now realizes that Fritz really isn't dead. Ohh. There you go. raining on my parade. Costing me medals. -Folds arms and shoots Fritz.- Fritz? Fritz get up for god sake. They shot Fritz. They shot Fritz. -Shoots pistol at fairies- You yellow bellied stinking fairies. They shot fritz. -Wizards mad, mad, MAD props for quoting wizards. That is old school. Gotta love peace the assassin.
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Post by ReWolf on Apr 10, 2010 13:29:22 GMT -5
"You see, son, women are like clouds - sometimes they f*** off and it turns into a really nice day." - my father
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Apr 14, 2010 13:55:12 GMT -5
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. "
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. "
-Groucho Marx
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on Apr 14, 2010 15:17:20 GMT -5
-computers are great, you can solve problems with them you didn't have before.
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Post by Laughing Man on Apr 14, 2010 15:55:48 GMT -5
"Walk Softly and carry a multi-melta"
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Post by spazmunke on Apr 15, 2010 0:03:10 GMT -5
what is best in life? The open steep, wind in your hair, falcon at your wrist. WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Apr 15, 2010 12:57:00 GMT -5
Makarova (After being groped): "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I can't believe you posted that... It was kind of epic though, we both laughed for 10 minutes.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Apr 15, 2010 14:43:17 GMT -5
what is best in life? The open steep, wind in your hair, falcon at your wrist. WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. [/Arnold accent] Fixed.
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Post by spazmunke on Apr 15, 2010 15:13:35 GMT -5
I do love that movie.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Apr 16, 2010 9:05:32 GMT -5
"Oh no Gerald! Giblets!"
- Myself.
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Post by spazmunke on Apr 16, 2010 11:34:43 GMT -5
"Gibs are yummy, gibs are a good, I would eat gibs if I could"
-My buddy Kevin.
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Apr 16, 2010 12:43:57 GMT -5
Ellis: "Holy shiiiiiiit guys!!! KIDDIE LAND!!!!"
Nick: "Jesus, he's like a 5 year old with guns and a comprehension on every swear word in the english language."
-Left 4 Dead 2
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Post by Adam Selene on Apr 18, 2010 11:14:36 GMT -5
"What was your favourite single player Quake level? One of the forty identical greenish-brown castles or one of the forty identical brownish-green castles?" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"So basically what you’re saying is… We are going to settle our dispute over which system owns by slaying masses of innocence?" - EB Games tech Support
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Post by Kaikelx on Apr 18, 2010 21:24:50 GMT -5
Me in class:
"In Soviet Russia, SANDVICH EAT YOU!!!"
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Post by Lt. Erwin on Apr 18, 2010 21:53:06 GMT -5
I actually have a big Notepad document of quotes I like, and have been trying to pick the best to share here. These are some of the gems-
"Hiking is walking where its ok to pee" -Demetri Martin
"Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but try to put it in a Great White Shark and suddenly, 'Ooo you've gone too far.'" -Professor Hubert Farnsworth
Time Magazine: How does the Heisenberg compensator work? Star Trek technical advisor Michael Okuda: It works very well, thank you. —"Reconfigure the Modulators," Nov. 28, 1994
"You're a soldier of the Order, and its time you proved to your friends that you're worth a d***. Sometimes that means dying, yeah, and sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people.
We can rebuild once they're on their knees before us with a pistol in their mouth." -Some guy on a forum for a browser game I used to play
"Go beyond the impossible, and kick reason to the curb! That's the team Gurren way!" -Kamina
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