Post by Adam Selene on Mar 26, 2010 2:07:57 GMT -5
"It's a beautiful night. It almost makes me want to go out for a bite to drink." - alucard
I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body?
"Five to one against and falling..." she said, "four to one against and falling...three to one...two...one...probability factor of one to one...we have normality, I repeat we have normality." She turned her microphone off – then turned it back on, with a slight smile and continued: "Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem." - trillian
"engine 2 is... arrhhh..." "problem?" "not if you've had a full and happy life" - my little monologe when ever i get on a plane
"I can't believe I died for this war." - church
"That's exactly right private, wars over, we won, turns out you're the big hero. There going to hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float,and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!!" - sarge
four simple steps to firing an uzi (600 rounds of fun a minute) step 1) point uzi in general direction of target step 2) close your eyes step 3) think happy thoughts step 4) pull the trigger
From one of my favorite movies, Office space. Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.
Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Apr 14, 2010 13:55:12 GMT -5
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. "
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. "
what is best in life? The open steep, wind in your hair, falcon at your wrist. WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Its all fun and games until someone looses an eye. Then its fun and games without depth perception.
what is best in life? The open steep, wind in your hair, falcon at your wrist. WRONG! Conan, what is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. [/Arnold accent]