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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 30, 2014 21:43:59 GMT -5
The top of this page has posts from over a year ago, and I find this unacceptable. Begin the summoning!
Y'AI 'NG'NGAH YOG-SOTHOTH H'EE-L'GEB F'AI THRODOG UAAAH
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Post by Paimon on Aug 31, 2014 9:13:14 GMT -5
Iä! Iä! YMMOT F'TAGN!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 1, 2014 17:15:48 GMT -5
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Post by Woz on Sept 1, 2014 17:31:25 GMT -5
Username: ymmot Last Online: Feb 26, 2014 at 5:19am
Wonder if another member that has passed into legend.
The members list is 81 pages long and only the first 7 pages have logged on this year.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 1, 2014 20:29:54 GMT -5
If you give up hope in ymmot, you're not and IMGer.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 1, 2014 20:40:07 GMT -5
If you give up hope in ymmot, you're not and IMGer. Attachments:
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Post by Rook on Sept 6, 2014 23:48:09 GMT -5
If you give up hope in ymmot, you're not and IMGer. So true. He will be back.
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 9, 2014 14:56:41 GMT -5
I told Ymmot not to mess with the time travel machine...
Ymmot is stuck in 1989 playing Rouge Trader; we must travel back in time, get to him & rescue him from the 80s mullets, leather jackets and legwarmers.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 9, 2014 17:15:36 GMT -5
Or he's stuck in 2019, playing Wardhammer Ver. 13 - now with 207.2% more derp!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 11, 2014 2:45:47 GMT -5
Or he's stuck in 2019, playing Wardhammer Ver. 13 - now with 207.2% more derp! DEE-(D)-Derp!
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 16, 2014 14:12:44 GMT -5
Or he's stuck in 2019, playing Wardhammer Ver. 13 - now with 207.2% more derp! I never considered this angle. If we go that way expect to see the worst sort of fluff rape ever; the stuff you tried to ignore in your nightmares. So, wait... Ward takes over, after having quit the company? Does he win the lottery? Can we somehow intercept the winning ticket and change the course of time?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 16, 2014 14:32:36 GMT -5
There is no fate but the one you make.
Except the third and fourth Terminator movies proved the opposite.
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 21, 2014 5:17:17 GMT -5
Skynet are involved as well?
Ymmot must have gone through the time portals naked, so there is the remote possibility that he set off multiple pantlessness alerts wherever he went. If he went into the past there will be a trace written in the history books, or if he went into the future we must consult some kind of psychic oracle, like Trickstick or Mystic Meg.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 21, 2014 19:06:56 GMT -5
The only possible solution to avert this catastrophe is for everybody to don their "Times Travels Facebags" and travel through time to 2019... At the speed of regular time.
<.< >.>
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 21, 2014 22:32:10 GMT -5
Or enlist the help of Dr. Frank-n-furter.
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Post by Rook on Sept 22, 2014 13:59:03 GMT -5
Ready guys! Just got done blasting some nasty fluorescent lights at a smelly macho shooting range so I'm ready baby.
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 22, 2014 14:36:09 GMT -5
Is that Doctor Frank-n-farter?
*Pulls the mask off*
Aaaah! It's Fabius Bile. Run away!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 22, 2014 14:41:57 GMT -5
LET'S DO THE TIIIIME WARP AGAAAAAAIN!
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 22, 2014 14:44:56 GMT -5
But think of the cost, man.
Think about the millions of psychic kittens that will have to perish if we get that infernal machine working again...
Also isn't there some kind of UN resolution disallowing us from activating the time warp?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 22, 2014 15:19:13 GMT -5
Yes there is. What's your point?
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 22, 2014 15:36:35 GMT -5
If we cross the boundaries and create ripples in the time flow continuum, by buying boxes of Imperial Army in 1989, then the Time Lords (Doctor Who, Elminster, Big Bird and Dougal and the Blue Cat from the Magic Roundabout) may turn up and turn us into sludge.
Although we could just... Spin That Wheel!
*Points at the random time spinny machine device, just next to Trooper.*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 22, 2014 21:45:59 GMT -5
*Smashes Trooper into the device before approaching Trooper because time paradox!*
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Post by cheminhaler on Sept 25, 2014 14:02:13 GMT -5
*Glues the device back together but accidentally superglues Trooper to the device, and my hands to Trooper's forehead.*
Super glue remover would be great. Are we travelling in time yet?
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Sept 25, 2014 14:33:47 GMT -5
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Sept 25, 2014 14:42:39 GMT -5
What's a facebag?
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