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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 26, 2009 14:32:48 GMT -5
*Within the halls of My Fortress of Bleak Black Awesomeness*
Ladies and Gentlemen, we face our gravest threat to date. The Imperium, nay, the very foundations of space and time, rest upon our shoulders. Should we succede, we will go unremembered. Should we fail, all shall be drowned, in a tide of pain and entropy that not event the Warp could threaten.
Grammissars, PantCommandoes, Commanders of Imperial Forces: The rumours are true. The darkest foe of order and reason, has emerged from the shrouds of darkness. It is he, that was responsible for the transmutation of Galatea, to Gothlea, and the resultant heresy that split our Imperium asunder. And now, dear allies, he has begun recruiting.
(A great, black viewscreen drops down. For a second, it's glossy, black form distorts, resolving into an image. It is a mountain, great, tall and regal, the fortress-city atop dwarfed by the rocky vastness it sits above. The image narrows, focusing on the city. A banner flies above, vaguely, horribly familiar, it's black-orange streaks sickening to behold, as the image clears for the last time and-)
- As one, the assembled commanders gasped. For upon this, was wrote the most horrific, the most nightmarish ideal, the very purity and essence of despoil and lunatic, hellish grotesquerie. It read:
The Army Of Ymmot.
Okay, soldier boys and girls, listen up. There are three 'Good' factions, one 'Evil' and anyone unsure can just switch sides.
Good (For a given value thereof)
The Grammar Gestapo. The Ministry Of Pants Allies Thereof.
Evil: The Army of Ymmot Nicholasakira Commissar Gaunt.
Neutral:
Anyone else.
Now...prepare for war!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 14:41:49 GMT -5
Let it be known that those who join me shall be rewarded with...
shucks I don't know...what do you people want? why are you looking at me like that...?
Get off my porch you damn kids!! (the only prerequisite is madness.)
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 15:47:21 GMT -5
I just want it to be known that as I read the end of ymmot's post, an epic peal of thunder shook the house I'm in currently (I'm not at home).
Also, to fight in ymmot's army is to fight alongside mindless automata, and soulless robots. If that's your thing, then it shouldn't bother you...
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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 26, 2009 17:39:34 GMT -5
Also, to fight in ymmot's army is to fight alongside mindless automata, and soulless robots. If that's your thing, then it shouldn't bother you... Well, that doesn't sound like a problem for a machine like me.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 26, 2009 17:44:13 GMT -5
Hmmm how many of said mindless automata would I have command of? and would i have artillery that fired shoes, filled with acid... hmmm
*strokes comically large oiled mustache*
being evil is the best, we have all the fun!
*calls upon army of darkness (classic stormtroopers dressed in complete black but for red eyes) discipline is kept by only the most ruthless commissars but all are completely loyal to me.*
I pledge myself to the army of Ymmot!
*cuts hand and bleeds into the dark bowl of deal making, sealing the deal*
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 17:49:39 GMT -5
Alright, I shall suspend all requirements for joining the Empire of One(aka The Army Of Ymmot) you no longer have to send me buckets of teeth and bags of human hair in order to be considered a potential applicant... fair warning...the road ahead will be difficult and fraught with opposition, I do not expect most of you to survive, and in fact it is very likely that I may command many of you to die, but do not fret for your souls will be put to good use in the afterlife...enslaved inside one of the metal carcasses of my machines. Now go forward and spread the good word to the masses! BLAST OFF TO ADVENTURE!
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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 26, 2009 18:13:13 GMT -5
*calls upon army of darkness (classic stormtroopers dressed in complete black but for red eyes) discipline is kept by only the most ruthless commissars but all are completely loyal to me.* Known in the Expanded Universe as dark troopers.
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Post by Kaikelx on Jun 26, 2009 18:14:35 GMT -5
Darktroopers.....I like it....
Just make sure they're more skilled than storm troopers ;P
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 26, 2009 18:21:02 GMT -5
Darktroopers.....I like it.... Just make sure they're more skilled than storm troopers ;P Dark Troopers are all Machines if I remember correctly.
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Post by Melissia on Jun 26, 2009 19:20:31 GMT -5
Eh, silly roleplays aren't my style. Have fun and all that, I'm not participating.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 19:25:21 GMT -5
Feel free to watch and throw popcorn, if you should ever feel so inclined.
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Post by Ignatius on Jun 26, 2009 19:30:51 GMT -5
you mean be nuetral...or sweden
Wheres the "wage war on both sides jsut to get everyone p!ssed and most likely overwhelmed and destroyed very quickly" (just like every warhammer battle i've ever played in) option? I'll be that guy ;D
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 26, 2009 19:41:29 GMT -5
It's only an RP in the sense the recent Galatean heresy thread was an Rp. Mostly, it's going to be a brawl of brightly-coloured squats.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 20:28:04 GMT -5
Darktroopers.....I like it.... Just make sure they're more skilled than storm troopers ;P Dark Troopers are all Machines if I remember correctly. Phase one and two are, but phase three are force sensitive elite stormtroopers and/or Imperial Intel SpecOps. And that frakker, General Mohc... Also, the first time I saw a phase one, in the glorious graphics that Dark Forces had, I almost peed myself. No lie, I've never been so startled by any game since. Part of the reason was that it wasn't in the 'proper' place, because I had triggered the chamber door, and then went in a side tunnel, so it had started stalking me. I was not aware of this until a moment later...
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Post by Kaikelx on Jun 26, 2009 20:35:37 GMT -5
Are they good? Because if they can't hit a target standing still at 20 meters......
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 26, 2009 20:42:04 GMT -5
Phase 1 Darktroopers only had melee weapons if I remember correctly. Phase 2 had Blasters and Jump Packs. And yes, they were quite good. Dark Troopers are all Machines if I remember correctly. Phase one and two are, but phase three are force sensitive elite stormtroopers and/or Imperial Intel SpecOps. And that frakker, General Mohc... Also, the first time I saw a phase one, in the glorious graphics that Dark Forces had, I almost peed myself. No lie, I've never been so startled by any game since. Part of the reason was that it wasn't in the 'proper' place, because I had triggered the chamber door, and then went in a side tunnel, so it had started stalking me. I was not aware of this until a moment later... And luckily there was only one Phase 3 Dark Trooper. I remember my first run in with a Dark Trooper as well. Those things were nasty.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 21:42:49 GMT -5
Phase one had a blade thing, and a magical shield that deflected everything but explosions and every tenth shot of a high rate of fire weapon. It also deflected most of the damage from you punching it. It was a droid, and made the scariest noises.
Phase two had "jump packs" that were better than marine jump packs. The weapon was a special plasma cannon that killed most enemies in two hits or less. It also had the option to fire very, very angry missiles. It was a modified phase one in dark trooper armor. These are basically robot devastator marines with uber-jetpacks (always moving, and relentless).
Phase three (just Moch in the game) had an even faster jump pack, but his didn't let him fly around. He had the same plasma cannon, but no missiles. Instead, he fired volleys of six slow but brokenly powerful rockets that you NEEDED to run away from. He could spam them too.
There was only the one in Dark Forces, but there were other phase three's referenced in other Star Wars stuff. A super-nerfed (yet still the most powerful Imperial troop choice) version is an available unit in Rebellion.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 21:46:27 GMT -5
I've seen them in Starwars Galaxies...when I played that game for awhile...
they was my homies though.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 21:59:39 GMT -5
I shouldn't be surprised, but I am nonetheless impressed that we managed to go off-topic on a RP thread. Furthermore, the ministry and the army of Ymmot did so tgether. Who's side are you on Elegaic?
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Post by colonelbrigham on Jun 26, 2009 22:08:17 GMT -5
As the Colonel of Corduroys I believe it is my sworn duty to side with the ministry of pants.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 22:10:59 GMT -5
I shouldn't be surprised, but I am nonetheless impressed that we managed to go off-topic on a RP thread. Furthermore, the ministry and the army of Ymmot did so tgether. Who's side are you on Elegaic? I'm not sure I understand that second to last sentence. And I lead the Ministry of Pants... I can have no other allegiance, save to the Golden Throne.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 22:29:26 GMT -5
I can have no other allegiance, save to the Golden Throne. Just checking (and getting us back on topic, see what I did there?) Sorry Ymmot, but I'm afraid I must fight you.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 22:32:38 GMT -5
Has anyone else noticed how absolutely badass ymmot is by implication? The Grammar Gestapo and the Ministry of Pants are joining forces just to take him on...
And John Galt... multi-colored lightsabers!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 22:33:40 GMT -5
I understand,
not many are brave enough to freely embrace madness...
but know this!
those of you who are still undecided... I can sense the confusion taking refuge deep within you, it gives me power!
(Honestly, I really have no idea how this reputation came about...I merely exploit it.)
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jun 27, 2009 16:16:21 GMT -5
*Raises chainsword in defiance of Ymmot* I shall NEVER betray my lord unless the gains out way the cost and the cost is my job for now
ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU ERO SEIYUU
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