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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 30, 2009 14:04:36 GMT -5
Gaunt, you have to meet the Yarrick bet before you can raise... there's not much that can call against Yarrick.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 30, 2009 14:44:33 GMT -5
the Abnettor matches him and eisenhorn beats him.
The Abnettor is the only living man that has gotten 10 guardsmen and a commissar to kill 5 chaos chosen and a lord. in close combat.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 30, 2009 14:52:26 GMT -5
I managed it with one.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 30, 2009 15:01:46 GMT -5
Yarrick managed it blindfolded and armed only with a rusty spoon, just "for kicks" as he put it, but I think he's being modest.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 30, 2009 15:10:22 GMT -5
okay I beat all of you with... LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS The most undisputedly awesome imperial guard commander ever to have lived.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Jun 30, 2009 15:11:35 GMT -5
King Cosmos Silly-Hat? Seriously?
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 30, 2009 15:15:53 GMT -5
oh yeah! did Yarrick conquer that much territory in 7 years? I think not.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jun 30, 2009 15:24:28 GMT -5
Yes, but Machraius died because he caught the sniffles.
Yarrick is still alive, despite having his frigging arm torn off.
Thus, Yarrick is better.
Reds
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 30, 2009 15:27:04 GMT -5
nobody knows what killed Macharius. Its a mystery, thus making him more awesome. I also possess the one thing that can kill yarrick every time, a big scary broodlord
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 30, 2009 15:29:40 GMT -5
Ima actually side with Gaunt on this. No Guardsman was ever as badass as Lord SM...
But not the pic part. It would be the other way around.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 30, 2009 15:32:27 GMT -5
Why thank you requiem.
the pic was just a joke anyway, everyone knows yarrick has no heart.
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Post by colonelbrigham on Jun 30, 2009 19:12:37 GMT -5
Depends on what you are looking for in badassery (not a word, I know). Macharius wasn't a close combat bad-ass, he was a bad ass commander. Yarrick is a pretty bad-ass commander but his thing is being the close combat/hard to kill bad ass.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 30, 2009 21:28:54 GMT -5
True. It may end up being a stalemate between them, strength vs strength...
And badassery is a word, just an unconventional one...
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jul 1, 2009 11:28:06 GMT -5
I don't think Lord Solar "BigMac" Macharius would fight for you seeing as you are laying siege to terra...
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Post by commissargaunt on Jul 1, 2009 11:44:30 GMT -5
no, his hat is definitely silly enough to make him eeevil now. his disappearance was due to the black guard stealing him and replacing him with a dead clone. he was brinwashed to put his talents to good use and is now facing off against yarrick with an army at his disposal ;D
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 1, 2009 11:47:56 GMT -5
I'm going to say that f he's as awesome as you say, then he can't be indoctrinated to be cool with the Imperial palace being lanced...
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Post by commissargaunt on Jul 1, 2009 11:52:22 GMT -5
he wasn't indoctrinated,he was BRAINWASHED *woo*
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jul 1, 2009 12:05:09 GMT -5
He must also be a zombie, seeing he died from a cold millenia ago, and as such, Inquisitor Eisenhorn must kill him. Then CHuck and Yarrick cancel eachother out. Then while stumbling through the underlevels, I happen upon the power supply of your teleporter and stab it until it dies from death. You can no longer summon special characters :-P
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 1, 2009 12:06:29 GMT -5
Editing your post to counter me proves my point, whatever my point may be...
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 1, 2009 12:22:20 GMT -5
LORD SOLAR MACHARIUS *bows* *grovels* *begs*
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Post by colonelbrigham on Jul 1, 2009 15:55:43 GMT -5
*Catching the begging and grovelling on tape*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 1, 2009 16:09:49 GMT -5
This camera survives! Quickly, to the pants server, so we can upload this to youtube!
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Post by commissargaunt on Jul 1, 2009 16:56:37 GMT -5
launches EMP missile which destroys the pants base's modems. all of them.
@elagaicrequiem: "Editing your post to counter me proves my point, whatever my point may be..."
We're evil, we do these things. underhand tactics and sillyfying things.
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Post by colonelbrigham on Jul 1, 2009 19:36:32 GMT -5
Oh, you may think you have won with your EMP missile...but this is the Imperium...we'll send it via the warp through an increasingly complicated series of random happenings that make no sense!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 1, 2009 19:39:29 GMT -5
Oh, you may think you have won with your EMP missile...but this is the Imperium...we'll send it via the warp through an increasingly complicated series of random happenings that make no sense! Err, yes. And the astropaths... The random crap is more of a backup plan... Also the duplicate hard copies that are hand delivered. You can't stop them all.
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