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Post by colonelbrigham on Jul 1, 2009 19:42:09 GMT -5
We are not alone, you can't stop us all!
(And for that shameless voyager line plug...)
*Executes self before anyone else can*
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jul 1, 2009 22:00:03 GMT -5
A sudden vibration in Galt's Ministry Approvedtm Pants startled him. Retireving the auspec from his pocket, Galt noticed a new media file had uploaded. After murmuring the rite of buffering and chanting the prayer of play, a video began to fuzz into view. Galt immediatly realized the figure on the screen as Ymmot, yet, he was on his knees.
Puzzled, Galt burned a small stick of incense and recited the liturgy of replay, and realized that indeed Ymmot appeared to be groveling in front of the image of Lord Solar Macharius! Galt grinned, returnign the auspex to his pants, as he realized Ymmots influence in the galaxy was dealt a significant blow today.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 1, 2009 22:10:12 GMT -5
Saint Macharius, my Lord Solar... I would have followed you my lord, followed you past the halo stars, past the edge of the galaxy and into the unknown. Sejanus was a weak fool to doubt you my lord...if only you had confided in me...if only you had trusted me.
On the bridge of the Pax Imperium I saw whole star systems burn to nothing as your loyal soldiers shouted your name...
Macharius, Macharius, Macharius...
I can still hear it to this day... it echos in my dreams and fills the quiet spaces in my mind. You conquered for humanity my lord, and in the end it was humanity that failed you.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 1, 2009 23:52:27 GMT -5
*On my strike cruiser my navigator suddenly shrieked and collapsed. I checked his pulse - he was alive, but we had dropped out of the warp. I strode to my sensor station and shoved the servitor out of the way. After a few moments of studying the readings, I came to the conclusion that we were lost. In the vast reaches of space...*
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 17:18:16 GMT -5
*As I stood aboard the Manta missile destroyer I had captured and modified into my mobile laboratory I flip a switch.* meanwhile on Cadia *A small cadian boy is sitting at a table he has a small las-gun, flak armour and a bowl of Imperium'os before him* Yummy mommy, this cereial is delicous. *Suddenly a Brown drop-pod smashes through the house as the hatches descend the table and bowl is smashed and several space marines pop out* Young boy you are still eatin these? *he snatches up the box of cereial in his waffle coloured power fist and crushes it* HERESY! You need these.*slams down a box with a goofy picture of the Emporer smiling and waving* The Emporer only protects those who eat Emporer Flakes! Their made with his SKIN FLAKES!!! And you say the Emporer hasn't made sacrifices.*the mother looks horrified staring at the marines* Who are you?!*the marine looks into the camera and laughs* Ma'am we're the Breakfast Marines and we shall know no lunch time.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jul 2, 2009 17:19:02 GMT -5
Still wandering rather aimlessly through Ymmot's battle-fortress, RT wondered if there was anything for him to eat. Well, besides the flesh of his fellow man, which, in all honesty, didn't make a decent meal at the best of times, let alone when it had just been subjected to the effects of being thrown at a wall hard enough to reduce it to so much strawberry jelly.
"There was a house, in New Orleans. They called it the Rising Sun. It was the ruin of many a poor fool" he intoned, smiling at the memories long-held, the kinesthesia of violence, the hot-blooded fury he had felt so many millennia ago.
"But lord, I know, I won."
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 17:27:20 GMT -5
*Suddenly a Brown drop-pod smashes through the house as the hatches descend the table and bowl is smashed and several space marines pop out* Young man are you HUNGRY!?!?! *a Terminator stomps out* BRENNAN, FIRE THE CYCLONE WAFFLE LAUNCHER!! Todd the milkagun, anderson use the syrupper *A pair of waffles and a plate streak out and another marine stomps forward and raises a flamer looking weapon he presses the trigger and A flood of brown liquid pours out then another marine places a glass of milk next to the other food.* Only on a full stomach can one effectivly fight heresy, that is the motto of the BREAKFAST MARINES!!!!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 2, 2009 17:33:51 GMT -5
*picks breakfast marines out of his teeth.*
I still think they taste like crap.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 17:35:31 GMT -5
..........Damn, there goes one squad.......how did I know that would happen 'cept I thought it was gonna be RT.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 2, 2009 17:54:44 GMT -5
I do not like fighting with my breakfast, they quieted down a bit once I had drown them in milk and sugar, but it still did not do much to help improve the taste.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:01:04 GMT -5
*Teleports behind Ymmot with 30 N.T.M.s, all of them simultaniously cock their brand new shotguns loaded with Baneblade-stopper shells and fire with terrifying accuracy Shredding the king of the rocket men before his subjects*
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 2, 2009 19:15:23 GMT -5
*simultaneously passes all his invulnerable saves.*
My faith is without question...
*clutches his rosarius to his chest.*
Those who cannot see it are blind... I serve forever Him on Earth, I serve the prisoner of the Golden Throne, and I seek only his liberation!
*has Hetlan and his cohorts ejected into space.*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:19:21 GMT -5
And let this be a lesson to you! I have people on my side who are able to godmod their way into the deepest recesses of your mind! YOUR MIND!!
Breakfast marines... such a money-maker idea. I foresee an advertising battle with Admiral Ackbar...
And going through my head right now is the voice of a marine from DoW, only he's saying: This is the breakfast of the righteous, scum! And another (termie): Heheheh -- they did not have a balanced breakfast. One more for the road (dread): I hunger, again.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:25:19 GMT -5
Yes, that's right, the power of A.D.D has keep me alive for roughly a decade and a half. your PUNY vacuum of space holds NOTHING over me!!!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:27:03 GMT -5
yes that's right the power of A.D.D has keep me alive for roughly a decade and a half you're PUNY vacuum of space holds NOTHING over me , mouthed Hetlan. The rest of us couldn't hear, though. In space, no one can hear you rant...
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:28:39 GMT -5
Damn you Ymmot, you may have silenced me (literally) for now but I'll be back ......when I find a ship.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:33:09 GMT -5
Damn you Ymmot, you may have silenced me (literally) for now but I'll be back ......when I find a ship. , he muttered without making any noise. Hetlan continued to shake his fist while drifting farther away from the Squirrel Cannon.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:35:42 GMT -5
Oh! Wait a tic! I can teleport back to Ymmot thanks to the helmet with an built in telport homer built into his hat. *Teleports back but scatters into a brick wall* Ohhhh this is unpleasent.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:36:52 GMT -5
Good job Hetlan, you'll likely survive what many Imperial Fists did not.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jul 2, 2009 19:37:15 GMT -5
-sigh- I was hoping he would implode.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:39:25 GMT -5
*Waves one remaining hand at Ymmot* hahahahahah you can't get rid of me that easily seriously read this over more of my allies are trying to kill me than you guys!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:41:16 GMT -5
*Deep in the middle of space, lost, I wondered if any of my colleagues were going to mount a search and rescue campaign.*
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jul 2, 2009 19:43:05 GMT -5
Wait, how did that happen?
And where was I?
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 2, 2009 19:45:35 GMT -5
*Uses the destress signal to sense Requiem's distress the teleports there* Don't worry my leige i'll get us ou.....ahh that's a problem *looks down at life rope which was severed by teleportation*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jul 2, 2009 19:45:32 GMT -5
I hope you were training those pandas to have a better BS. It's somewhere on this page (5).
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