Post by ElegaicRequiem on Nov 22, 2009 11:06:42 GMT -5
Alright, for those too faint of heart to read through it (which I've done more than once, by the way) or those of you who just want a refresher -- here's a synopsis. It's from my perspective, of course. It's also all from memory, so some things may not be exact.
If anyone wants to join, they may. Just keep in mind there's an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not go nuts, and turn the god mode on, and fix/ruin the galaxy in a single post... It's more fun when your character has to overcome adversity, anyway.
***
Well, we started with a joint operation between the GG and the Ministry to get ymmot, and he lanced the Imperial palace... I created a Ministry 'primarch' using RT's DNA, after a scuffle in space over Terra, the Squirrel Cannon was boarded by Galt and RT. Meanwhile, in another part of the galaxy, I was waylaid by some unknown force, and had to go to the surface of some mystery planet. Then ymmot and RT used the webway to get to that planet, (RT visiting Commorragh on the way, and burning part of it) and they fought while Envoy and I went underground to purge the pantsless heretics who had some kind of commune there. We did. With extreme prejudice. I then found some kind of doorway that teleported me to the Squirrel Cannon's under levels. Envoy and I arrived in time to see the defeated Jabberwoky plummet through an elevator shaft. (I was actually RPing for Envoy a bit, and this is where I left him...) I met up with Galt, and we wreaked havoc throughout the Cannon. RT had pulverized ymmot by this time, and ymmot 'reconstituted' in his chambers aboard the Cannon. Galt and I (with the help of Srgt. Master) managed to disable the superweapon, and ymmot faded away.
End Chapter 1
RT then called a conference to be held at his Bleak, Black Fortress of Awesomeness. Everyone was to attend -- the Ministry, the Gestapo, and even ymmot. It was attended by myself, ymmot, Galt, and Hetlan. If there were others there, I don't recall. The objective was to assault a distant planet. It's name was Disney, and the combined might of all three powers was necessary to breach the forcefield in place preventing a dirt-side assault. Before we could leave, ymmot snapped, and went to his Leviathan (his space dirigible) and began to fire walrus corpses at RT's fortress. Galt managed to get hit by a live one, and they bonded instantly -- Galt naming him Leeroy. They managed to disable the walrus launcher on the Leviathan. Then the BBFoA launched itself into the void of space, and we all set course for the Disney system.
Once there, the commandeered Squirrel Cannon arrived, piloted by Ministry personnel. All the superweaons and combined awesome made short work of the shield, and the ground assault began. Epic tales of heroics and personal sacrifice ensue. Then, the fight was taken to the inner sanctum, and ymmot destroyed Mickey. He then pulped Disney's blackend heart, and consumed half his brain. The other half was not there -- it was in the Disney 1: a massive titan. Hetlan fought Disney 1 to a standstill with the Immortalicus, but his titan was lost, and Disney 1 launched itself into the moon, Disney Tokyo. The satellite proved to be anything but natural as it unfolded into a Unicron-esque titan of truly mindboggling proportions. The fight for our survival began. The Ministry primarch arrived,and began pummeling the other moons, while Hetlan constructed an astral meltagun using parts of the Immortalicus. Galt used a less conventional method of using the Immortalicus's weapons to create a see-saw, and used a deathstrike warhead as the force on the fulcrum. RT simply sprouted daemon wings, and flew into space. (I assume such wings don't push against the air, but against reality itself.) I was almost caught in the explosion from Galt's handiwork, and teleported to the Doomick's Cube before passing out. Hetlan fired the melta, and ymmot used his rocketpack to fly into the titan moon. Galt and Leeroy splattered against the side, then crawled in. I awoke, and began the dismemberment of the entire Disney system (you should read that part, I put a lot of thought into it and got some help from RT), but the moon titan evaded my efforts. In the meantime, ymmot had made his way into the control center of the mechanical beast, and prepared to consume the other half of Disney's brain, but Galt grabbed the entire head just as I teleported all the Ministry and Gestapo personnel to the Cube. Not willing to be outmatched by the King of the Rocketmen, I seized my opportunity, and grabbed the half a brain from Galt's hands, and turned it into a margarita. I promptly chugged it all down. Frightening changes were wrought on me. I became the anti-rocketman, pants wearing anti-hero type. I made a black star badge.
I went back to the command center of the Cube, and used new-found power to attempt to crush the titan with my mind, but only managed to hold it still before the Cube's laser found it. I may have lost my composure a bit... ymmoT had not been destroyed, but had escaped to the warp, where he fought an undead daemon Mickey, then escaped to the webway.
End chapter 2 (it was epic, indeed)
I went back to Terra to repair the Imperial Palace, but had begun to hear voices... I also discovered that I could only use my formidable psychic powers while intoxicated. RT and Galt loitered around the former Disney system for a while. ymmoT exited the webway aboard the now abandoned Squirrel cannon, and procured some new gear, and then re-commandeered the Leviathan, heading off in search of new technologies after broadcasting a uniquely blasphemous message. I completed repairs to Terra, and then went back and destroyed the star in the Disney system to silence the voice in my head. It worked, but it was too late -- I had already become unhinged between the voice, and my tenuous connection to ymmot through the two halves of Disney's brain. My obsession was now all consuming, making me reckless enough to being my search for ymmot in Commorragh. ymmoT found one of the Jokareo, and got some odd directions from it to find some device that would ruin the Astronomicon. RT set course to intercept him. I was captured in Commorragh, and am being tortured by a homunculus.
If anyone wants to join, they may. Just keep in mind there's an unspoken gentleman's agreement to not go nuts, and turn the god mode on, and fix/ruin the galaxy in a single post... It's more fun when your character has to overcome adversity, anyway.
***
Well, we started with a joint operation between the GG and the Ministry to get ymmot, and he lanced the Imperial palace... I created a Ministry 'primarch' using RT's DNA, after a scuffle in space over Terra, the Squirrel Cannon was boarded by Galt and RT. Meanwhile, in another part of the galaxy, I was waylaid by some unknown force, and had to go to the surface of some mystery planet. Then ymmot and RT used the webway to get to that planet, (RT visiting Commorragh on the way, and burning part of it) and they fought while Envoy and I went underground to purge the pantsless heretics who had some kind of commune there. We did. With extreme prejudice. I then found some kind of doorway that teleported me to the Squirrel Cannon's under levels. Envoy and I arrived in time to see the defeated Jabberwoky plummet through an elevator shaft. (I was actually RPing for Envoy a bit, and this is where I left him...) I met up with Galt, and we wreaked havoc throughout the Cannon. RT had pulverized ymmot by this time, and ymmot 'reconstituted' in his chambers aboard the Cannon. Galt and I (with the help of Srgt. Master) managed to disable the superweapon, and ymmot faded away.
End Chapter 1
RT then called a conference to be held at his Bleak, Black Fortress of Awesomeness. Everyone was to attend -- the Ministry, the Gestapo, and even ymmot. It was attended by myself, ymmot, Galt, and Hetlan. If there were others there, I don't recall. The objective was to assault a distant planet. It's name was Disney, and the combined might of all three powers was necessary to breach the forcefield in place preventing a dirt-side assault. Before we could leave, ymmot snapped, and went to his Leviathan (his space dirigible) and began to fire walrus corpses at RT's fortress. Galt managed to get hit by a live one, and they bonded instantly -- Galt naming him Leeroy. They managed to disable the walrus launcher on the Leviathan. Then the BBFoA launched itself into the void of space, and we all set course for the Disney system.
Once there, the commandeered Squirrel Cannon arrived, piloted by Ministry personnel. All the superweaons and combined awesome made short work of the shield, and the ground assault began. Epic tales of heroics and personal sacrifice ensue. Then, the fight was taken to the inner sanctum, and ymmot destroyed Mickey. He then pulped Disney's blackend heart, and consumed half his brain. The other half was not there -- it was in the Disney 1: a massive titan. Hetlan fought Disney 1 to a standstill with the Immortalicus, but his titan was lost, and Disney 1 launched itself into the moon, Disney Tokyo. The satellite proved to be anything but natural as it unfolded into a Unicron-esque titan of truly mindboggling proportions. The fight for our survival began. The Ministry primarch arrived,and began pummeling the other moons, while Hetlan constructed an astral meltagun using parts of the Immortalicus. Galt used a less conventional method of using the Immortalicus's weapons to create a see-saw, and used a deathstrike warhead as the force on the fulcrum. RT simply sprouted daemon wings, and flew into space. (I assume such wings don't push against the air, but against reality itself.) I was almost caught in the explosion from Galt's handiwork, and teleported to the Doomick's Cube before passing out. Hetlan fired the melta, and ymmot used his rocketpack to fly into the titan moon. Galt and Leeroy splattered against the side, then crawled in. I awoke, and began the dismemberment of the entire Disney system (you should read that part, I put a lot of thought into it and got some help from RT), but the moon titan evaded my efforts. In the meantime, ymmot had made his way into the control center of the mechanical beast, and prepared to consume the other half of Disney's brain, but Galt grabbed the entire head just as I teleported all the Ministry and Gestapo personnel to the Cube. Not willing to be outmatched by the King of the Rocketmen, I seized my opportunity, and grabbed the half a brain from Galt's hands, and turned it into a margarita. I promptly chugged it all down. Frightening changes were wrought on me. I became the anti-rocketman, pants wearing anti-hero type. I made a black star badge.
I went back to the command center of the Cube, and used new-found power to attempt to crush the titan with my mind, but only managed to hold it still before the Cube's laser found it. I may have lost my composure a bit... ymmoT had not been destroyed, but had escaped to the warp, where he fought an undead daemon Mickey, then escaped to the webway.
End chapter 2 (it was epic, indeed)
I went back to Terra to repair the Imperial Palace, but had begun to hear voices... I also discovered that I could only use my formidable psychic powers while intoxicated. RT and Galt loitered around the former Disney system for a while. ymmoT exited the webway aboard the now abandoned Squirrel cannon, and procured some new gear, and then re-commandeered the Leviathan, heading off in search of new technologies after broadcasting a uniquely blasphemous message. I completed repairs to Terra, and then went back and destroyed the star in the Disney system to silence the voice in my head. It worked, but it was too late -- I had already become unhinged between the voice, and my tenuous connection to ymmot through the two halves of Disney's brain. My obsession was now all consuming, making me reckless enough to being my search for ymmot in Commorragh. ymmoT found one of the Jokareo, and got some odd directions from it to find some device that would ruin the Astronomicon. RT set course to intercept him. I was captured in Commorragh, and am being tortured by a homunculus.