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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 15, 2010 11:26:48 GMT -5
Deckard Cain was classier than that. I'll bet that poofy-lipped marine doesn't know a shining ring of the jackal from a lizard's longbow of worth.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 15, 2010 11:28:58 GMT -5
He also likely won't ask to come, stay awhile and listen.
He'll just bolter you to death in the name of the Emperor.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 15, 2010 11:30:42 GMT -5
He'll try, but it looks like he'll need to find his pills and a walking stick first
Seriously, they could have made him old without making him look sickly
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 15, 2010 11:35:01 GMT -5
He left his pills on the counter before he went to the battle this morning.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 15, 2010 11:49:55 GMT -5
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 15, 2010 11:56:56 GMT -5
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 15, 2010 12:12:15 GMT -5
... I shoulda left him hanging in that gibbet among the burning ruins of Tristram.
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Post by Gabriel Lupus on Jun 16, 2010 3:54:16 GMT -5
You should have lit a fire underneath him before leaving him in the gibbet
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 16, 2010 6:18:17 GMT -5
*starts pressing the blue buttons* What do these do? Change your sexual orientation.
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Post by Gabriel Lupus on Jun 16, 2010 6:23:39 GMT -5
Ask my wife - my orientation is far too confused to consider changing...
and the purple ones *starts prodding purple buttons*
no... wait, they're the activation runes on my Wheeled-Solid-Granite-Alsatian maker... *a pair of Wheeled-Solid-Granite-Alsatians pop into existence beside Lupus*
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 16, 2010 6:38:51 GMT -5
A figurine of wondrous power!
*casts Summon PandaHippoGoatMan, level 2.*
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 16, 2010 8:29:43 GMT -5
*appears next to chem*
You called?
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 16, 2010 11:45:24 GMT -5
Wow! It worked.
*Looks sheepish.*
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 16, 2010 12:30:18 GMT -5
Sometimes it does.
Depends on if I left my cell on or not.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 16, 2010 14:10:47 GMT -5
Make sure you recharge it.
Come. We must rescue Deckard Cain.. from himself.
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Post by Gabriel Lupus on Jun 17, 2010 14:11:30 GMT -5
And then try him for Heresy...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 17, 2010 14:16:24 GMT -5
"No, you stay a while and listen, old man. All you ever did for me was to identify random junk. Sure some of it was valuable, but I betcha that if I'd just used scrolls from the store, I still would have made a profit."
*Smacks Cain with Wirt's leg.*
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 17, 2010 14:43:19 GMT -5
Look Mr Cain, sir. I've played this game a million times, I know how to make a Horadric Staff, OK? Don't keep going on about it, blah blah.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 17, 2010 14:50:06 GMT -5
D Cain in Diablo 3
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 17, 2010 14:54:48 GMT -5
"This isn't my bedroom..."
The quote for John Galt.
Remember, it's on page three.
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 17, 2010 15:01:11 GMT -5
What did I do now? I'm confused
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Post by flipchuck on Jun 17, 2010 23:06:51 GMT -5
"Back then, a coin was worth it". Kinda describes one of my ex girlfriends.
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Post by Gabriel Lupus on Jun 18, 2010 5:36:02 GMT -5
I can't believe he survived all the way to a third one... surely he'd have been hunted down and killed by Evil for being the last of his kind?
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 18, 2010 13:25:59 GMT -5
Maybe it's just one of those evil bovine creatures from the secret cow level disguised as Kane..
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 18, 2010 19:58:11 GMT -5
Maybe he's been cloned!
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