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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 8, 2009 10:20:24 GMT -5
Okay, so while I was at the MVA today, I had to entertain myself by thinking. This should worry all of you...
So I invented a new scenario: Destroy the MVA!
Rules: One large building is designated the MVA. The MVA has AV14 all around, and has five structure points. The objective is to destroy this building. Once that's accomplished, both players win.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 9, 2009 1:24:20 GMT -5
What in the devil is an MVA, and why should I destroy it?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 9, 2009 7:52:44 GMT -5
First, do you really need a reason?
Second the MVA is the Motor Vehicle Administration. Same as the Department of Motor Vehicles. Not sure if this sort of institution is afflicted with the same degree of incompetence in other countries, but over here, it needs to be blown-up a bit.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 9, 2009 11:36:53 GMT -5
Firstly, no, unless I happen to have a glass of good wine....which I do. But still, sending my highly-elite soldiery on a suicide run seems like a good idea now.
Secondly, yes. Destroy it with fire. NOW.
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Post by Cadian 117 on Dec 11, 2009 17:26:38 GMT -5
"Sir" *pulse out melta/flamer combo*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 17, 2009 23:52:29 GMT -5
It's like an ad within an ad, within a bot post.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 18, 2009 0:03:36 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever seen so much advertising in a single paragraph.
Reds
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 18, 2009 0:06:12 GMT -5
I'm impressed by the pinyin. Otherwise, I'm annoyed. At lets the last one to do this had a story embedded in there.
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Post by Happyorange on Dec 18, 2009 8:41:00 GMT -5
Every time I see one of these posts, I laugh a bit, but then another little piece of me dies inside...
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 18, 2009 9:54:33 GMT -5
Every time I see one of these posts, I laugh a bit, but then another little piece of me dies inside... That actually describes my reaction to most posts made in the Uhive. Reds |
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Dec 18, 2009 9:59:43 GMT -5
I didn't know they did that nowadays. |
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 18, 2009 10:38:19 GMT -5
It takes a lot of green stuff...
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Dec 18, 2009 11:10:41 GMT -5
Reminds me about a discussion we had at the club, regarding one of the guys who we thought could use a beard and some minor resculpting.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 18, 2009 16:28:36 GMT -5
Bots have brains?
This is techo-heresy FFF. Please report to your local Forge World for immediate execution. You will be forced to watch Coronation Street. Every episode since the dawn of Man.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 18, 2009 17:03:36 GMT -5
Way to encourage it to turn itself in...
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Post by Adam Selene on Mar 9, 2010 4:23:53 GMT -5
MVA is the Motor Vehicle Administration. Same as the Department of Motor Vehicles. Not sure if this sort of institution is afflicted with the same degree of incompetence in other countries, but over here, it needs to be blown-up a bit. We have the RTA (Roads and Traffic Authority), yep it needs blowing up, it tells me i must go from car L's to car P's before i'm aloud to get bike L's (going from L's to P's involves driving for 120 hours  ) |
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Post by zjf on Mar 29, 2010 4:42:57 GMT -5
Wow, great scenario, Req! I can't wait to try it!
-Spambot
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Post by Adam Selene on Mar 29, 2010 6:25:53 GMT -5
looks like Req has struck bot posting gold hehehe lol, wounder what makes this thread so vunerable, maybe the MVA sent them.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 29, 2010 7:25:43 GMT -5
Twitch, get your head down! They're surrounding us!
*Tackles Twitch.*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 29, 2010 7:49:39 GMT -5
Good show Reds.
In other news today, I approve of this scenario. I hereby declare this an excellent scenario.
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Post by Adam Selene on Mar 29, 2010 7:57:02 GMT -5
uhh, mate, im over here *req drops decoy of twitch and edges away* thought it best to give the bots a lookalike to draw their attention *motions to to bots trying to sell junk to manikin* their like zombie sales assistants *tosses req lasgun* first to 100 wins
EDIT - looks like reds wins
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 29, 2010 8:57:15 GMT -5
*Looks at creepy decoy.* Good work. I ken my Boss of Belts wasn't an idiot.
And mod always wins.
*Begins reading from the IGUP, and doesn't stop until Reds is done shouting, "The power of Mod compels you!"*
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Post by Adam Selene on Mar 29, 2010 21:05:07 GMT -5
reds = boss of bots
*picks up still smoking bot arm, bends it back on itself and adds a spot weld* you crown my leige
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Post by privateflippy on Jun 12, 2010 20:44:37 GMT -5
MVA should be a monolith phalanx
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