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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 6, 2010 20:41:48 GMT -5
*points at GW Moss Eisley*
"Maybe we can buy something with all this cash.."
*opens the hatch of the tricycle/star ship*
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jan 6, 2010 21:16:31 GMT -5
"That would be a great idea." Hetlan-wan Kenobi smiled "I'm going to turn into a woman using the force and screw with the cashier." And in a giant puff of smoke Hetlan-wan Kenobi turned into a sexy girl* and walked in.
*He put on girl's cloths
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 6, 2010 21:24:45 GMT -5
(Use the force Obi ) *follows Hetlan, training autogun on the staff* "Aren't we kidnapping Ymmot? Doesn't he have a ship as well?" *a GW staff member approaches, looking Hetlan up and down*
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jan 6, 2010 21:40:12 GMT -5
(I can't Hetlan-wan Kenobi is actually a ninja not a jedi.) "Haha suprise ninja attack!" Hetlan-wan smashed his lighthammer on to the staff member's head. Hetlan-wan then yelled "Steal everything that isn't nailed down!"
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 6, 2010 21:51:21 GMT -5
*shoots a life-sized Space Marine model. The staff run away.*
"Aren't we supposed to be the good guys here?"
*Picks up the entire guard section and makes for the ship.*
"You know, sir.. we could melt all this plastic and make our own super-weapon."
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jan 6, 2010 21:57:17 GMT -5
Hetlan-wan Kenobi loaded up the ship with all of the other things "What gave you that idea?" He then turned around to see a angry shadow. Hetlan-wan turned to 3-P-O "you know that life-sized space marine you just shot? It was life sized for a reason...."
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 6, 2010 22:19:35 GMT -5
*shoots a random Jawa passer-by*
"Really, sir? I just got the idea looking at this Baneblade cannon.."
*reloads autogun. Notices that there are 5 spare clips in there.(There were 5 in there last time, and the time before that. 3-P-0 thinks his visual sensors might be damaged).* *3-P-0 boards the star fighter, loading the plasti-crack in the cargo hold together with the gold bullion, and Ymmot.*
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jan 6, 2010 22:47:39 GMT -5
*finally stops vomiting long enough to actually realize what is going on. Appears to be in cargo hold or something with a Ninja-Jedi cross dresser and a murderous gold plated robot that looked curiously like Tony Montana.*
Oh no, it's the transsexuals that have been sent to kill me!
*Eyes the surrounding area for a moment and careful considers his options.*
Hey, isn't this my ship? and---holy crackers you katz is loaded! *Bounds over to the cash and begins inspecting it.*
Alright...maybe we can work something out where I won't have to shoot you both in the groin and throw you each of yo into you of this planet's twin suns.
Yeah...because I've totally got the upper hand...it only looks like I'm wretched and miserable and smelling of bile...when really this was all an elaborate ruse to lure you into my trap.
So...how about we split the loot 50/50?
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 7, 2010 8:33:20 GMT -5
There was a loud boom as the Space Marine shot at the star fighter, his bolter rounds impacting against the left wing. ++COME BACK MISCREANTS! YOU ARE GUILTY OF CRIMES AGAINST THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR!++ yelled the Marine, amplifying his helmet vox-mic. Cheminhaler3-P-0 hit the release button for the back door and walked down the ramp, training his autogun on the eyepiece of the red-armoured Marine. The Marine took careful aim with his boltgun, but 3-P-0 was faster shooting an entire clip of rounds into the SM's left eye-piece (as in his own left). The rounds penetrated the eyepiece and smashed into the Marine's skull, detonating one after the other. With a loud rattle the marine's helmet fell off and hit the deck. His body started falling to the floor. 3-P-0 reloaded the gun, nothing that there were still 5 clips in the ammo satchel. Imperial Stormtroopers were approaching from a distance, having been alerted by the loud gunfire. Luckily Imperial Stormtroopers were all 65 year old clones of Boba Fett's father, so they were appraching slowly. Some had zimmerframes. 3-P-0 picked up the bolter, the Blood Angel helmet, and started dragging the dead marine's body into the back of the star fighter. He hit the button to close the back door as soon as he was back inside the ship.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 7, 2010 9:59:47 GMT -5
Suddenly, Emperor Thunder staggered out from a nearby bar, took aim, and carefully missed the ship quite completely....before falling over and vomiting up the entire contents of his stomach. It appeared to have included some kind of lizard.
"Rebel....scum...."
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Post by Laughing Man on Jan 7, 2010 10:06:45 GMT -5
Luke was bored, rebels were horrible pilots, he was killing them all with such ease.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Jan 7, 2010 15:39:50 GMT -5
And in her little cupola, Lady Vader was joyfully doing smutty, private things.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jan 10, 2010 19:34:15 GMT -5
Hetlan-wan Kenobi changed back into his normal ninja outfit. "I like the way you think mister.... someone..." His eyes flashed maleviolently "Whad'dya say we go blow some s**t up?" His accent betrayed a backwater planet.(Said planet blew up.)
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 11, 2010 9:04:45 GMT -5
"How the hell did I wind up in Mos Eisley?" asked Emperor Thunder. "And...ah. I'm....drunk. Ah. That explains a lot" he said, kicking a passing small child into the gutter as it begged for change. "Now....to find me an ally. I think it's time I...no, wait. Hm" he mused.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 11, 2010 14:52:52 GMT -5
OOC: It seems we've crushed the rebellion... where are we going with this?
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 11, 2010 15:48:14 GMT -5
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Post by Laughing Man on Jan 13, 2010 15:18:49 GMT -5
Luke danced the dance of death.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 13, 2010 15:32:01 GMT -5
Cheminhaler3-P-0 manned the quad-lascannons on the starboard bow and began systematically destroying wave after wave of Imperial Stormtroopers.
In the later Imperial Histories that particular defeat was never talked of, although it was noted that ten billion StormTroopers died that day in the assault on the corpse pile outside Moss Eisley cantina.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jan 13, 2010 20:28:02 GMT -5
Hetlan-wan Kenobi ran around throwing rocks at the storm troopers. They ignored him as he wasn't very much of a threat. Which would be their last regret as Hetlan-wan Kenobi found a perticularly big rock to throw.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 14, 2010 7:02:03 GMT -5
*In the distance rodent riding Imperial Scouts appeared on the horizon.*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jan 15, 2010 13:37:15 GMT -5
Emperor Thunder, having gotten bored, had gone to the trouble of shopping in Mos Eisley for Lady Vader. Fortunately, it seemed that, despite being, hive of scum and villany, Mos Eisley's economy was booming nicely, with a good selection of presents and luxuries available.,
In particular interest were the slave markets, where Lord Thunder did most of his shopping. In a short space of time, he had acquired for himself three Twi'Lieks, a Togruta, some strange, cat-like alien that bore a strong resemblance to the aliens from avatar, and a crowd of scurrying peasant attempting to beg, sell to or pickpocket him despite his tendancy to arbitrarily kill one of them every twenty-two seconds.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 15, 2010 16:23:55 GMT -5
*Cheminhaler 3-P-0 clambered up to the top turret hatch and began sniping away at the rodent riding Imperial Scouts. A Jawa on a jet-bike sped by, shouting :"Whooooo-hoooooo!".*
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Jan 15, 2010 16:37:43 GMT -5
Lady Vader's shopping list:
Submissive twi'lek women, lots of them. Any other hot alien with blue boobs. Guns. Fish. Porn. New gasmask filters.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jan 15, 2010 17:00:18 GMT -5
"Dirty rodents..", muttered 3-P-0 as he blew away another Scout in a hail of explosive ammunition.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 16, 2010 23:05:23 GMT -5
Any other hot alien with blue boobs. My Lord-Emperor Thunder... since you're already there and looking for one... would you mind getting two? But she has to look human otherwise.
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