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Post by ranwulf on Feb 18, 2010 17:09:02 GMT -5
This is a fun post, post how you see each primarch in the most fun way as possible! Lion El'Johson-Lazy Primarch that never gets out of his GODDAMN ROCK!...Just like a Lion Fulgrim-Flamoyant/Metrosexual/SeM Hardcore/ Had a crush for his brother Ferrus Manus Pertutabo-Sasuke Uchiha of the 41st millenium Janghatai Khan-KKKKKKKKHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!! Leman Russ-The only primarch that had a beard! Rogal Dorn-Chronicle Depressive Suicidal Konrad Curze- www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eCRovzbfw&feature=relatedAngron-Angry guy. Roboute Guilliman-Megalomaniac that got lost, late and had the courage to say that he would write the strategic book for all astartes. Mortarion-A primarch that uses poisons and diseases to fight and is a psicopath, how in the hell the emperor didn't see that coming?! Magnus the Red-Geek primarch that was bullied by Leman Russ, and not liked by his father. Horus-The prove that not all doctors are trying to save lifes... Lorgar-SHUT THE HELL UP! Vulkan-Pyromaniac. Corax-If you see him, either your dead or in the warp. Alpharius Omegon-WHO?! |
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Post by Gree on Feb 18, 2010 17:26:17 GMT -5
Dude, we already have a primarch thread.
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Feb 18, 2010 17:28:23 GMT -5
Leman Russ didn't have a beard. It makes me sad.
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Post by ranwulf on Feb 18, 2010 17:32:07 GMT -5
Dude, we already have a primarch thread. Favorite primarch, not about making fun of them. |
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Feb 18, 2010 17:32:47 GMT -5
Leman Russ didn't have a beard. It's true. But he Should! |
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Post by ranwulf on Feb 18, 2010 17:35:06 GMT -5
Leman Russ didn't have a beard. It's true. But he Should! Yeahhhh... Wait, KHAAANNNNNNN!!! He had a beard! |
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Post by Laughing Man on Feb 18, 2010 17:54:24 GMT -5
When you attempt humour, I hear it's important to be funny.
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Post by ranwulf on Feb 18, 2010 18:02:03 GMT -5
When you attempt humour, I hear it's important to be funny. Agreed. You should take your owns advices from time to time. |
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Post by Laughing Man on Feb 18, 2010 18:24:29 GMT -5
I'm serious, Humour is no laughing matter.
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Post by ranwulf on Feb 18, 2010 18:27:35 GMT -5
I'm serious, Humour is no laughing matter. Funny. You should do that more often. |
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Post by commissargaunt on Feb 18, 2010 19:53:00 GMT -5
You all know what IS funny...
pickle
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2010 23:18:39 GMT -5
Imagining Yarrick in bunny slippers having a pillow fight with Ghazkull is pretty funny too.
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Post by seed on Feb 18, 2010 23:45:15 GMT -5
Imagining Yarrick in bunny slippers having a pillow fight with Ghazkull is pretty funny too. That is kind of hot in a weird not hot kind of way. Like how the queen is hot in a not hot kind of way. 10 points if any one gets the reference. When you attempt humour, I hear it's important to be funny. How can he not be funny he has a picture of Rimmer as his avatar. |
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Feb 18, 2010 23:51:39 GMT -5
Lion El'Johson- Sorta not dead
Fulgrim- Possessed
Pertutabo- Daemonized
Janghatai Khan- MIA
Leman Russ- MIA
Rogal Dorn- Dead
Konrad Curze- Dead
Angron- Daemonized
Roboute Guilliman- Should be dead but isn't for some reason.
Mortarion- Daemonized
Magnus the Red- Daemonized
Horus- Dead
Lorgar- Should be dead but for some reason is Daemonized
Vulkan- MIA
Corax- MIA/Pretty damn insane too
Alpharius Omegon- *ghostly voice* Nobody knows...
This is how I see the Primarchs. For the greatest genetic experiment in human history, they really haven't made up their points.
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Post by Gree on Feb 19, 2010 10:39:36 GMT -5
This is how I see the Primarchs. For the greatest genetic experiment in human history, they really haven't made up their points. Yes, because commanding the Great Crusade and conqering a million worlds is such a minor thing.  |
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Feb 19, 2010 19:21:37 GMT -5
Roboute Guilliman- Should be dead but isn't for some reason. He is an Ultramarine don't you know! |
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Post by Kaikelx on Feb 19, 2010 20:48:20 GMT -5
I thought Guilliman was dead. Heck, even the Ultramarines themselves don't think he's recovering.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 19, 2010 22:29:26 GMT -5
Some think they see the wound slowly healing. And why the flaming frak is Sanguinius not on the list?! *Rages* The coolest loyal primarch isn't here?  Sanguinius - Angelic Vampire Saint who could see the future without being tainted by the Warp |
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 19, 2010 22:49:09 GMT -5
Sanguinius - Angelic Vampire Saint who could see the future without being tainted by the Warp And he sparkled in sunlight too! Reds |
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Feb 19, 2010 22:53:05 GMT -5
Yes.
Space Vampires do sparkle.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 19, 2010 22:54:37 GMT -5
Sanguinius - Angelic Vampire Saint who could see the future without being tainted by the Warp And he sparkled in sunlight too! Reds Dirty lies spread by Horus's jealousy! |
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Feb 19, 2010 22:58:46 GMT -5
In all seriousness, Sanguinuss was pretty badass...  Reds |
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 19, 2010 23:09:20 GMT -5
That's the guy that willingly sacrificed himself to save the Imperium.
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Feb 20, 2010 14:27:30 GMT -5
Some think they see the wound slowly healing. And why the flaming frak is Sanguinius not on the list?! *Rages* The coolest loyal primarch isn't here? Sanguinius - Angelic Vampire Saint who could see the future without being tainted by the Warp Amen Brother! Sanguinius - Angelic Vampire Saint who could see the future without being tainted by the Warp And he sparkled in sunlight too! Reds Mod or not that is: www.daimyo-shi.net/heresystamp.png |
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Post by cheminhaler on Feb 21, 2010 6:57:03 GMT -5
But what do you think the two missing primarchs were like?
I reckon one was called Ronald McDonald. He fled with his chapter - the Burger Meisters, and set up a successful chain of fast food restaurants, feeding people with leftover bovine meat. Then his activities drew in the tyranid feeder fleets, who refused to pay..
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