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Post by treadiculous on Apr 20, 2013 16:44:25 GMT -5
Right ya 'orrrible bunch o stinkin' grotz.. we'z da best cus' we're dead 'ard.
So - nowz ya gotta show dat you fink we'z da best by showin dat we're da best .. right.
Simple.
Get it wrong An I stomp ya.
Get it nearly wrong an a bit right... An I stomp ya.
Get it mostly right an only a bit wrong... An I stomp an I shoot and I eat ya.
Get it right An I stomp An shoot An burn An eat An fight An hurt ya kus yooz a stinkin' cunnin' grot wot finks ee's a smart 'un.
GRRRR
Datz not all...
I want Pikturez to show me dat yoo'z a propa ork too.. none of dis sneakin' cowardly 'umie in dizguise me-larkee.. got ta show dem boyz off to da ovvurz...
...who be da biggest boss wot got da best boyz huh?
I bet some dirty-filthy grot-dung teef-snatchin' skum looked at diz ere fread an thought dey be findin' da ladz doin da naughty.. well dey be wrong kus da ladz aint gunna be doin da naughty on diz fread nor dey do it on any uvver fread cuz dey aint evver gunna do it kuz dey aint got da bitz ta be doin da naught even if dere is a ruddy cheerleeda wot lookz like its a gurly ork.. dere aint no gurly orks in space.. Orks is Ard.. Ork Nobz is Dead Ard.. dere ain't no dead ard ork nobz wot go lookin fer gurly orks cuz it aint gunna ever happen kus it don't ever have happened to happen happeneded. right. Done.
Finkin all dat 'urt me brain gubbinz.
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Post by BG. Foster on Apr 20, 2013 18:23:55 GMT -5
Reading that was like talking to a Chav
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Post by Paradill on Apr 20, 2013 22:45:32 GMT -5
A drunk chav wot finks ees ard.
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Post by WestRider on Apr 20, 2013 23:12:43 GMT -5
A drunk chav wot finks ees ard. Isn't that kind of redundant? I mean, I don't know for sure, I'm on the other side of the pond, but the impression I get... |
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Post by BG. Foster on Apr 21, 2013 0:38:31 GMT -5
Yeah it is, ALL chavs think they're 'ard.
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Post by Paradill on Apr 21, 2013 3:42:33 GMT -5
But not all are drunk. And it's usually just the pack leader that thinks he's hard. I find if you tear his throat out the rest back down.
It's like watching the discovery channel.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 21, 2013 4:53:33 GMT -5
"OI!!!"  |
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Post by emptyhat on Apr 21, 2013 9:43:42 GMT -5
Is that your boss Trooper?
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 21, 2013 14:18:56 GMT -5
Is that your boss Trooper? Yep. That's me Warboss, Gorbad Gulskragga. Wif 'is trusty attack squig.  |
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Post by emptyhat on Apr 21, 2013 18:08:31 GMT -5
Where woz e in da Ork boss hijack thread?
(also, digging the paint job & squig)
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 21, 2013 18:47:58 GMT -5
Where woz e in da Ork boss hijack thread? (also, digging the paint job & squig) I must have missed that thread...  Thanks on liking the scheme and squig, although I might run into trouble since the only way to get the squig to fit was to stick them on a 60 mm base, than the 40 mm on Ghazzie is supposed to be on. |
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Post by emptyhat on Apr 22, 2013 9:10:57 GMT -5
Yeah, there's something cool about how you've done the red and the blue solids, can't quite put my finger on it.
When I (eventually) get round to doing my boss' squig I'm going to stick it on a separate 20mm base and attach the two by a chain.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Apr 22, 2013 12:33:28 GMT -5
Yeah, there's something cool about how you've done the red and the blue solids, can't quite put my finger on it. When I (eventually) get round to doing my boss' squig I'm going to stick it on a separate 20mm base and attach the two by a chain. Thanks! The blue is just plain old Ultramarines Blue with Hawk Turquoise edge highlight (doesn't show up in the pic) with Boltgun Metal scratches. The red was Red Gore IIRC, on the piston housings since "red wunz is fasta!" Love the idea of the squig on a separate base attached by a chain. ;D |
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Post by Boobs McGee, Esquire on May 16, 2013 15:18:58 GMT -5
It's only orky if its a mangler squig
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Post by emptyhat on May 16, 2013 17:39:26 GMT -5
Since he's a Bad Moonz boss it'll be a rabid Pikachu (squig) on the chain.
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