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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 23, 2015 15:24:33 GMT -5
Wait, Cheminhaler has become... Juce Brenner.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 25, 2015 13:43:46 GMT -5
Just try not to think about it too hard.
*Puts some vodka in Trooper's orange juice.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 25, 2015 15:04:46 GMT -5
*Concentrates really hard*
'Ere it comes!
*Morphs a dripping orifice that starts spewing forth cortisone-laden 10 mL syringes tipped with 'UGE POINTY NEEDLES at all present*
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 25, 2015 17:55:50 GMT -5
*Steals Trooper's orange juice.*
The booze is mine!
*Places an order for an oil tanker, filled with rum.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 27, 2015 9:53:41 GMT -5
*A blazing oil tanker filled with rum on fire hurtles from the sky*
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 27, 2015 14:36:19 GMT -5
Quick Mr. Flibble, save the rum!
*Hits a button marked "W.O.O.".*
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 27, 2015 16:43:52 GMT -5
*Paints A.H. onto the button, just below w.o.o.*
See... ? Now it says W.O.O.A.H. as in Wooooooarrrrrrgh!
*Punches the ultimate control machine in a tiger fist smash*
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 28, 2015 3:13:29 GMT -5
With out oxygen and hydrogen?
How will I make tea though?
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 28, 2015 16:37:27 GMT -5
*Finishes researching the Book of Lorgar.*
Right! Apparently if I just stab this weird magical wand thingy over here like this..
It will open a portal into a parallel reality with rivers of tea and scone hills.
*Steps through the portal*
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Post by Trickstick on Jul 9, 2015 18:55:11 GMT -5
*The dimension has boiling rivers of tea and hills infested with giant ants.*
What sort of hellscape have you brought us to? *Fires up the stretched Banewolf.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jul 9, 2015 19:03:58 GMT -5
I've heard ants are tasty...
*Jumps onto the turret of the Stretch-Wolf*
Let's go have us a Quixotic BBQ, eh?
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Post by cheminhaler on May 26, 2017 7:44:55 GMT -5
So, what happened there?
We passed out for a few years on a Scone mound but the main question is where is our wargear? Where is my plasma pistol and where did that tentacle come from?
The heat isn't helping, especially with boiling rivers of hot tea.
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Post by Trickstick on May 26, 2017 9:29:31 GMT -5
Something about a BBQ? Who knows?
*Hits Chem with a frozen fish.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 26, 2017 9:41:55 GMT -5
Ouch. Unfortunately I have turned into Doctor Doolittle.
*Starts narrating Lord of the Rings to the frozen fish, speaking in a Gollum voice*
Pathience m' love, m' pwethiouth..
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 26, 2017 16:05:38 GMT -5
*Throws the frozen fish into a lake of lava under Mount Doom*
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Post by Trickstick on May 26, 2017 18:06:57 GMT -5
*The smell of cooked fish erupts from the summit. The Orks smell the scent and grab utensils. The ravenous spOrk army stampedes towards where Trooper is standing.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 27, 2017 4:53:05 GMT -5
Mount Doom! It's just a big scone!
*Gets the power fork and electro butter-knife out and starts cutting mount doom into small bite sized portions, to feed the thrushes*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 27, 2017 5:07:25 GMT -5
*Produces another frozen fish from The Bag of Holding and uses it to poke at Sauron's eye*
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Post by Trickstick on May 27, 2017 6:45:09 GMT -5
*Sauron puts on a safety monocle.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 27, 2017 7:15:21 GMT -5
*Sauron didn't realise it was an armour piercing AP1 Armourbane Monoclebane Eyebane EyeballJuiceSucker frozen sword fish +3 Vorpal*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 27, 2017 15:14:04 GMT -5
*Examines the frozen fish*
Based it possessing lungs, an extra set of eyes, 'uuuuuuge pointy teeth and claws, blue scales, and white hair it appears to be some variant of an Underhive Sump Haddock... Or maybe a Spire Cod.
<.< >.>
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Post by Trickstick on May 27, 2017 15:24:18 GMT -5
But Spire Cod are an endangered species! The feds will be all over my Sump Haddock and Chips business if it turns out we have been using Spire Cod. Only one thing for it...
*Introduces Mrs. Evidence to good old Mr. Yellow.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 27, 2017 16:38:08 GMT -5
But if da fish flamer is Mr Yellow and he's Mr Pink, den why am I Mr Brown? *Starts singing in a loud voice to attract the endangered spOrks*
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Post by Trickstick on May 27, 2017 17:12:57 GMT -5
...den why am I Mr Brown? Because you look like a FPS protagonist.
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Post by cheminhaler on May 27, 2017 17:20:00 GMT -5
A Fried Penguin Salami?
*Shoots arrows at the approaching spOrks*
We must protect and revive the tea voles at the fork of the river!
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