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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 28, 2017 11:52:04 GMT -5
*Mr. Yellow instantly spreads from sub-level 999991947 to the highest-most levels of the Pinnacle of Hive Primus Alpha Prime*
DO DA BURNY DANCE!!!
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Post by cheminhaler on May 30, 2017 7:44:43 GMT -5
*Unleashes the PAC-Man extinguisher and watches Pacman, Mrs Pacman, uncle Pacman and Jeremy Pacman eat up all the flames.*
Release the worms!
*presses the 'release worm' button*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 30, 2017 16:38:11 GMT -5
What about Bobbi Pacman? Will there be pecans?
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Post by Trickstick on May 30, 2017 18:29:51 GMT -5
*Unleashes the "Flood of Rumors", the ultimate attack. Drowns the whole arena in badly lit PDFs and Italian translations!*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 31, 2017 5:26:19 GMT -5
Italian? These rumours are hieroglyphic! Where are the Egyptologists when you need them?
Maybe we can redirect the pacman floating heads to eat the rumour papers. Just realised that the Pacman family are actually Beholders.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 31, 2017 13:53:16 GMT -5
*Flings COVFEFE at all present*
There. That should get things sorted/cause something catastrophic to occur.
*Sits back with a bag of Cheetos on which to munch whilst watching what ensues*
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Post by Trickstick on May 31, 2017 16:10:22 GMT -5
I'm covered in covfefe! Full coverage!
*Uses leeks to mop up. There are plenty around...*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 31, 2017 16:38:02 GMT -5
I'm covered in covfefe! Full coverage! *Uses leeks to mop up. There are plenty around...* Those aren't leeks... Sadly the leeks were en route to battle the SpOrks, but were intercepted, and consumed by Hive Fleet Asange. You appear to actually be employing a tube of bronzer and an unconvincing blond hairpiece in the mop up operation. <.< >.>
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Post by Trickstick on May 31, 2017 16:46:32 GMT -5
I can't be bothered with cleaning this up!
*Goes to make tea and watch bake-off.*
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 1, 2017 5:34:11 GMT -5
Arena Bake -off Time!
Today we will make eyeball special with a Monterey jack cheese sauce, topped with living feral pigeons.
*Lunges at Trickstick with a whisk and a plastic tray.*
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 1, 2017 5:41:03 GMT -5
*Panics and acquires a soggy bottom.*
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 1, 2017 7:35:49 GMT -5
Don't panic! Don't panic!
*presses the ALARM button in the Munitorum Control Room*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 1, 2017 16:49:03 GMT -5
DAMNIT CHEM!!! THAT WAS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON THAT YOU JUST PUSHED!!!
I knew that I shouldn't have put it next to the Alarm Button. And then switched the labels. And then switched the labels again...
*Flings COVFEFE at the Control Panel*
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 1, 2017 17:04:58 GMT -5
Now I'm alarmed!
*Picks up two guns.*
Now I'm all armed!
*Teleports inside a drupe.*
Now I'm almond?
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 1, 2017 23:46:16 GMT -5
*Sings* Sometimes you feel like a nut... *Pokes Cheminhaler with an Atomic Squirrel*
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Post by RedCuffs on Jun 2, 2017 1:09:15 GMT -5
Casually walks into thread. Momentarily stunned after observing chaotic bedlam. Cautiously starts to back out hoping nobody will notice.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 2, 2017 1:14:12 GMT -5
Casually walks into thread. Momentarily stunned after observing chaotic bedlam. Cautiously starts to back out hoping nobody will notice. OI!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *Releases the Lictor and sets it after Redcuffs*
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Post by RedCuffs on Jun 2, 2017 2:01:23 GMT -5
Frozen by fear. Eyes shut tight. One hand covering genitalia. One hand covering anus. Awaits impending assault.
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Post by RedCuffs on Jun 2, 2017 2:10:58 GMT -5
Recalls "Crocodile Dundee'' special rule ... Pacifies lictor.
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 2, 2017 3:45:50 GMT -5
The Lick-TOR is quite friendly, it's Trickstick's pet. But watch out for the Arenasaurus Rex.
Yes, thank you. I'll have my COVFEFE with milk, sugar and an aardvark.
Also I switched out the self destruct mechanism's explosives with party poppers, so everyone take cover before the confetti hits us. It's AP2 confetti.
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 2, 2017 5:56:16 GMT -5
The Lick-TOR is quite friendly, it's Trickstick's pet. I thought it was Trooper's...
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 2, 2017 6:36:40 GMT -5
Trooper thought it was mine too.....
Maybe the Lick-TOR is Moriarty or some master of disguise, sowing confusion in between the constant licking. It's after the peanuts in the Treasure Room.
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Post by Trickstick on Jun 2, 2017 7:48:29 GMT -5
I think that maybe the Lick-TOR has some kind of anonymous routing protocol, with multiple layers...
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Post by cheminhaler on Jun 2, 2017 11:11:19 GMT -5
Multiple layers of bacon you mean?
*cuts a bit of bacon off the Lick-TOR's hide*
Mmmmm! You're delicious, boss!
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Post by RedCuffs on Jun 2, 2017 15:45:44 GMT -5
Can Licky produce eggs to go with the bacon ?
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