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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 18, 2011 12:29:29 GMT -5
*Carves up Kevin and begins spit-roasting chunks of dragon meat for a barbecue.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 18, 2011 12:49:08 GMT -5
*Supplies vast quantities of BBQ sauce and curry powder for the dragon barbeque*
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on May 18, 2011 12:57:20 GMT -5
*Peeps out his window and discovers to his horror that his new home has been transported to one of the dullest dimensions he has ever encountered.*
Soup?
C'mon, gimme something to chew on...like a nice thick stew at least...
...It does smell good...
Bah.
*Escapes through a transdimensional portal housed inside his magical amulet.*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 18, 2011 13:09:21 GMT -5
*Throws a rabbit into Ymmot's dimensional portal*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 18, 2011 14:03:40 GMT -5
*Lucretia the Watervole activates the 'Lost in Space' lever*
Danger! Will Robinson!
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Post by Trickstick on May 18, 2011 17:33:39 GMT -5
*Will Robinson attacks Cheminhaler with laser eyes on sticks.*
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Post by Walrus on May 18, 2011 17:39:30 GMT -5
*steals laser eyes on sticks*
Woooooooooooo, I'm like cyclops(I think) from the x-men
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Post by cheminhaler on May 18, 2011 17:44:41 GMT -5
Phew!
*Finishes wiring in both the gold and platinum prosthetic legs*
4 legs! I'm like ... a mutant with 4 legs!
Now if only you could help me find the webway portal hidden in the New Arena.. Lucretia?
Lucretia!?
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LemonKing
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Post by LemonKing on May 19, 2011 0:29:09 GMT -5
...Was eaten by a certain Daemon-Lemon ... Hmm this demands the next weapon in my arsenal... The Radioactive Zombie Badger Launcher! TM*Fires the Radioactive Zombie Badger Launcher TM at Chem, Trooper, RT, and Trickstick* *RT's pure manliness deflects his Radioactive Zombie Badger TM, sending it towards a passing EmpireSpy* *Troopers Radioactive Zombie Badger TM lands on his head, chaos ensues (and not the garden variety either)* *Chem catches the Radioactive Zombie Badger TM flying towards him, and disarms it with my patented Powerhug TM*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 19, 2011 6:12:45 GMT -5
*Sends in his crack dachshund assault team to deal with the Radioactive Zombie Badger TM infestation* Shadow laser eyes... GO!
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Post by LemonKing on May 19, 2011 6:40:45 GMT -5
*watches as a battle develops between the crack dachshund assault team and the Radioactive Zombie Badgers TM*
*The Dachshunds appear, however the Radioactive Zombie Badgers TM have left their mark, creating a Crack Radioactive Zombie Dachshund Assault Team*
*Runs away faster than anyone can catch him in an attempt to escape the Radioactive Zombie Dachshund Assault TeamTM*
Tally Ho!
*Jumps down a convienient hole, which turns out to be a portal to a pocket dimension of lettuce*
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Post by havoc on May 19, 2011 12:52:00 GMT -5
*Is spying the arena from safe distance* *grooves*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 19, 2011 12:55:24 GMT -5
*Throws a lasso around Havoc and drags him (kicking and screaming?) into the madness*
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Post by havoc on May 19, 2011 12:56:55 GMT -5
*pulls the rope and starts to drag Trooper into sanity*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 19, 2011 14:09:06 GMT -5
*Leaps to Trooper's aid and, with a mighty tug, yanks Havoc into the swarming, gibbering frag-fest that is the A.R.E.N.A*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 19, 2011 14:33:30 GMT -5
*Injects Havoc with LSD from Hetlan's labs*
This will bring you back to reality nicely. Pink elephant shawarma zippy make-up mango ball in the hair-pin and a stripy, selfless Alot, called Sarah.
Oh no! Lucretia! She was my watervole lover!
*Adds LemonKing's name to The Great Book of Badgers*
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Post by havoc on May 19, 2011 14:34:07 GMT -5
You know, i could have walked those 2 meters myself, if you just simply have asked. ;D
ooh shiny! *starts killing elephants*
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Post by Trickstick on May 19, 2011 17:49:06 GMT -5
Badgers? The sworn enemies of respiration...
*Summons the honey badger army which comes in, kill all of the filthy badgers in the area and then disappear.*
Filthy, TB ridden things. Not like the noble honey badger.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 19, 2011 19:42:43 GMT -5
That noble cross between a bulldog and a Scouser.
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Post by Trickstick on May 19, 2011 20:01:07 GMT -5
That noble cross between a bulldog and a rat. Don't forget the testicle seeking claws.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 19, 2011 20:11:20 GMT -5
That noble cross between a bulldog and a rat. Don't forget the testicle seeking claws. Updated to take this into effect.
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Post by Trickstick on May 19, 2011 20:23:58 GMT -5
That noble cross between a bulldog and a Scouser. I laughed aloud at your edit. (None of that 'lol' nonsense for me.)
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Post by LemonKing on May 20, 2011 0:33:45 GMT -5
Hmm...Lettuce.....
*Pops out of his pocket dimension behind the Honey Badger Army and fires the RPC (Rocket Propelled Chicken (the rocket propelled part makes me think of Ymmot's art))*
*Readies the laser guided polar bear*
*Also readies the Gun that shoots a Gun that shoots a gun (imagine the look on their face as you shoot them, then they think they are armed with a real weapon and fire, only to arm you with a real weapon)*
*Briefs the Crack Ninja Zombie Cyborg Nun Assault Team on their targets, as well as other objectives, No 1 being "cause as much Chaos, insanity, drunkedness, highness, and general madness as possible*
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Post by Trickstick on May 20, 2011 6:05:37 GMT -5
*Waves some crack infront of the "Crack Ninja Zombie Cyborg Nun Assault Team" and then throws it down a spike pit. The "Crack Ninja Zombie Cyborg Nun Assault Team" jumps after it as they are all crack addicts.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 20, 2011 8:01:40 GMT -5
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