LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 20, 2011 9:04:46 GMT -5
i didnt mean that kind of hrack!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 20, 2011 10:09:28 GMT -5
*Yells at the members of the Crack Ninja team in his best slum-resident of Savannah, Georgia voice "Chu wan' sum CRACK!?!?!?"* *Disappears in search of lunch*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 20, 2011 16:50:47 GMT -5
Rewenga! *Stabs LemonKing with a Power Dejuicer, and collects litres of daemonic lemon juice for half-time wefweshments.* That was for Lucretia the dead water vole, whose undead mind is now controlling... (TUN TUN TUN).... the New Arena. *Lucretia the Lich Watervole's mind turns the Arena into a vast circus, complete with clowns, candy floss, bumper cars, pac-man arcade games, screaming children and bent rifles that shoot low-calibre bullets at paper targets, or rubber ducks* Ladies, gentlemen aaaaaaaaaaand watervoles.... Choose your weapons! Only 2 per player!
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 20, 2011 17:06:33 GMT -5
*Sets all of the clowns on fire*
Hmmm...
*Sets all of the screaming children on fire as well for good measure*
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Post by Laughing Man on May 20, 2011 17:39:46 GMT -5
*Strides onto the bridge of his battlecruiser*
Ensign wiggles target the site and prepare to fire the nova cannon.
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Post by Trickstick on May 20, 2011 19:07:48 GMT -5
*Strides into the control room of his site."
Ensign Nova, target the battlecruiser and prepare to fire the wiggles cannon.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 20, 2011 19:23:54 GMT -5
*Strides into the control centre of the Underhive*
Ensign Dunham, prepare to summon Ymmot.
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Post by Walrus on May 20, 2011 22:31:15 GMT -5
*strides... to the Pac-Man machine* ;D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*mutters to self* omnomnomnomnonmonmnomnomnomnom...
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Post by cheminhaler on May 21, 2011 5:07:58 GMT -5
*Hovers into the control room of the Department of Nice Things - Xeno lizard division*
Ensign Cheng. Recharge the super heavy table tennis power raquet.
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 21, 2011 7:55:52 GMT -5
*is drained of some daemon-lemon juice*
didnt you remember that i can in fact regenerate?... UNLIMITED DAEMON LEMON JUUUUUICE!!! GET YOUR FREE DAEMON LEMON JUICE HERE!!!....
only 999999999991 thrones per serving....
*cuts a hole in himself so that acidic daemon lemon juice sprays onto nearby people*
(Clown): Oh the horror! it burns! its liquid! it mutates you!... wait... what?!?!
*promptly becomes a Laemonling, similar to a nurgling, but with more citrus and no disease*
*a small horde of Laemonling's gather around my feet*
CHAAAAARGE!...... at the transdimensional robo-daemon and his horde of corrupted Water voles, honey badgers, dachshunds, and Radioactive Zombie Badger'sTM
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Post by Beav on May 21, 2011 8:16:40 GMT -5
*grabs oven* *grabs cleaner* mixes them to make a highly caustic oven cleaner *lobs at citric juice* Scatters onto myself .awwww.... *runs around screaming as face melts*
*gets encased in void-sheild for own safety, has oven cleaner broken back down into an oven and a cleaner, has cleaner remove all the crap on teh floor and gets a new face*
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 21, 2011 9:03:18 GMT -5
^ so pretty much nothing happens then?
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 21, 2011 11:03:15 GMT -5
*Presses the "something happens" button*
What the... Flying radioactive space tuna invasion!?!?!?!?!?
To arms!
And legs...
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on May 21, 2011 12:31:40 GMT -5
Pac Man goes wokawokawokawokawokawokawokawokawokawoka.
*Sets himself on fire and immediately luges down the gullet of the nearest radioactive space tuna.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 21, 2011 15:30:29 GMT -5
Aaaaargh! The blood! It burns!
OH! I have four arms now. At last! Now I can drive and read a book and paint miniatures all at once..
*Runs off to find a car, a book, miniatures, water, paint and brushes.*
*Narrowly misses the circus clown radioactive tuna swarm.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 21, 2011 17:28:51 GMT -5
*Imitates the AFLAC pigeon* "Payyyyyyyz da docta boyeeeee!!!" *Whirls off in a flash of old metal Cadians*
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Post by Trickstick on May 21, 2011 19:58:30 GMT -5
*Throws sugar at Lemonking, neutralising his sharpness and melting all of the lemonlings. Then steals his crown.*
Keep away Lemonking's crown, then he has to be Lemoncommoner.
*Throws the Lemoncrown to someone.*
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Post by Beav on May 22, 2011 1:25:54 GMT -5
*paints lemoncommoner orange*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 22, 2011 5:59:46 GMT -5
*Catches the Lemon King's crown in one mutant hand, whilst driving past in the bat-mobile, painting miniatures and accidentally running over a horde of clown radioactive tuna.*
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 22, 2011 8:16:13 GMT -5
*an evil voice can be heard cackling as the lemon-commoner disintegrates, and the current holder of the crown, morphs into the new lemonking*
(Me): at long last the transformation is complete! *hears cloning labs being fired up* i will have to kill the amatuer clone surgeon and his apprentice!
*a horde of citruszerkers of LemonKing charge into the arena, only to attack Trans-Dimeensional-Robo-Daemon and co. which have somehow been forgotten*
*Laemonettes and Citrus-Bearers of LemonKing join in, adding even more insanity to the swirling, madness of the arena*
*The Yellow Horror's of LemonKing sit back watching the show*
(Me): now i only need to come up with a name for my greater daemons! (and a better one for my zerkers, and before you ask, yes, i am a chaos god now, those who were at the original arena would know how i ascended to the Citrus-Throne)
*promptly floods the arena with extremely volatile citrus juice, and walks through a warp portal, even chaos gods need sleep every few millenia*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 22, 2011 11:43:07 GMT -5
*Caps LemonKing in the back of the head... With a Plasma Destructor*
Next!
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Post by Empirespy on May 22, 2011 15:57:47 GMT -5
*Eats banana* Mmmmmmm banana!!!!!! *Trooper slips on banana peal, drops the Plasma Destructor which explodes* Yet another death because of a humble banana.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 22, 2011 17:51:43 GMT -5
*Assails empirespy with the flying linguini monster and is assisted by mutant space clams and radioactive space white wine* Have at thee! Huzzah! Edit: And for good measure, I just found this anti-LemonKing device...
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
Posts: 140
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Post by LemonKing on May 23, 2011 5:16:04 GMT -5
too bad you will never fit me in there!
oh and where did empirespy's badger go? i swear i was ripping up his innards a moment ago...
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Post by cheminhaler on May 23, 2011 5:48:33 GMT -5
*Bursts out of the cloning chamber, screaming ..*
LEMONKIIIIIIIING!
*Grabs 2 eviscerators from the arming racks, which are conveniently next to the cloning chambers.*
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