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Post by Trickstick on May 26, 2011 17:17:29 GMT -5
Is spider squirrel the offspring? Yes. The spider squirrel is also leading a conspiracy of one.
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Post by cheminhaler on May 26, 2011 17:21:11 GMT -5
Haha! Surprise!
Have at you!
*throws squirrel at Trickstick's eye*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 26, 2011 19:11:05 GMT -5
*Encourages the spider squirrel to produce a cocoon around Trickstick's eye by bribing it with radioactive, zombie, mega space acorns*
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Post by Trickstick on May 26, 2011 20:15:36 GMT -5
*The cocoon transforms Trickstick's eye into a mega-eye. It can see all of your faults.*
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Post by Walrus on May 27, 2011 8:19:56 GMT -5
What are my faults then?
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Post by cheminhaler on May 27, 2011 15:19:21 GMT -5
*Watches as Trickstick's mind is blown wide open by Walrus' awesomeness*
*Hits a passing watervole, with a power super-heavy table tennis raquet.*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 27, 2011 15:52:51 GMT -5
*Watches as Trickstick's mind is blown wide open by Walrus' awesomeness* *Hits a passing watervole, with a power super-heavy table tennis raquet.* Watervole badminton! *Smashes the watervole with a power hyper-mega radioactive zombie space badminton racquet... Straight into Trickstick's cocooned eye, causing it to burst in a splatter of aqueous humor, vitreous humor, and pus* Oops.
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Post by Walrus on May 28, 2011 2:44:02 GMT -5
Gosh, leave the man alone... He is only trying to see my faults...
Any way, that game is enjoyable... Carry on *tosses fresh watervole to Trooper*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 28, 2011 10:34:37 GMT -5
*Fires nuclear bazooka at the fresh watervole* Ah-haaaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by Walrus on May 28, 2011 11:03:26 GMT -5
*eat nuke out of the sky*
Fear mag powah!
*punches watervole into low orbit*
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LemonKing
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Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on May 28, 2011 11:56:16 GMT -5
*fires a triple watervole punisher (punsher where each of the barrles is a punisher and each of THOSE barells are punishers, with the notable difference that this one fires watervoles instead of bullets)*
*Maniacally laughs*
*is groped by RT*
.............
*throws a paradox reversal bomb thingy onto RT, which means that RT ends up groping himself*
"And i was safe from groping forever more!"
*punches walrus into low orbit*
FEAR THE WARP
*steps back through his warp portal, leaving the triple watervole punisher on the ground, safety off and the selector on full auto*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 28, 2011 13:46:57 GMT -5
*Points at everyone and laughs.*
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Post by cheminhaler on May 28, 2011 15:56:22 GMT -5
*Creeps away to the cloning labs with a few watervoles*
I wonder what we'll get if we cross gnomes, jungle alots and watervoles? Gnomevolealots?
*begins the mass production of Gnomevolealots.*
In ten years the Underhive will be overwhelmed by Gnomevolealotification. This process has already begun!
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Post by Walrus on May 28, 2011 22:50:20 GMT -5
*throws a nurgling into the mix*
Mwahahahahahaha ;D
Hang on, I'm in low orbit... Orbital nurgling bombardment!
*bombards arena with nurglings*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 28, 2011 23:05:30 GMT -5
Sadly, the Nurglings all burn up on re-entry... *Fires the nuclear bazooka some more while screaming incoherently in Japanese just for the hell of it* youtu.be/JIzZDxb9F7s
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LemonKing
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Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on May 29, 2011 7:10:44 GMT -5
*and is rewarded with urine in mouth*
please refrain from screaming incoherently, each time someone screams incoherently a poor, innocent, cute kitten is placed inside a microwave, or if that is too horrific, a blender
also...
Muffinageddon!
...well we needed SOMETHING to counter the Gnomevolealots, so why not an apocalypse of vortex-warhead tipped nuclear muffins?
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Post by Walrus on May 29, 2011 7:17:45 GMT -5
Because the muffins taste too good...
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 29, 2011 11:30:51 GMT -5
*Stuffs LemonKing into a blender with a kitten, seals the lid with hexagrammic and pentagrammic wards so there is no possible chance of escape, and proceeds to scream incoherently in Japanese for an extended period of time until the contents of the blender have been reduced to a smooth puree* "Bakka..."
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Post by Shostak(AWOL) on May 29, 2011 15:58:47 GMT -5
I have returned.
*Trundles into the Arena at the head of a vast army of tanks. Hundreds of vehicles pour into the Arena, and thousands of infantry disembark from APCs.*
This time there shall be no mistakes. Enough with this petty violence.
*Raises voice.*
Battle group Selex...OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!
*Hundereds apon hundreds of tank shells, support weapon rounds and small arms fire blast aprt the Arena. All the orignal occupants, including the Gnomevolealots are disintergrated in seconds.*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 29, 2011 18:15:35 GMT -5
*and is rewarded with urine in mouth* Kindly refrain from discussing your fetishes in the forum. I have returned. *Trundles into the Arena at the head of a vast army of tanks. Hundreds of vehicles pour into the Arena, and thousands of infantry disembark from APCs.* This time there shall be no mistakes. Enough with this petty violence. *Raises voice.* Battle group Selex...OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! *Hundereds apon hundreds of tank shells, support weapon rounds and small arms fire blast aprt the Arena. All the orignal occupants, including the Gnomevolealots are disintergrated in seconds.* Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! Gaaah! *Is knocked over by the sheer force of gunfire*
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Post by Walrus on May 30, 2011 3:23:29 GMT -5
RT, NOOOOOOOO! *rushes to RT's aid with a hastily made Molotov cocktail*
This will have to hold them off for now...
*throws Molotov, which bursts in the front ranks of battle group selex, felling a small amount. This who were killed or wounded began to change into angry daemonic veloceraptors with human features*
That worked surprisingly well... *picks up RT, flees into control room whilst the daemonic veloceraptors are keeping the guard busy*
Try nit to touch anything important when you recover fully, friend. I will return shortly...
*walrus grimaces, and forces himself to throw up into a fresh pair of bottles drawn from his utility belt. He then pulls promethium soaked rags from a different utility belt pouch and puts them in the necks of the bottles. Walrus grunts, then stalks out of the room, muttering of "grammar heretics" and attempting to hurt the "boss man"...*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 30, 2011 9:19:03 GMT -5
*Casts Shuriken-lightning at Shostak as he's carried away. Then sits calmly in the control room serving up scones with jam and clotted cream.*
And do try not to get blood on the arena walrus! I always say a true Grammissar is able to kill a thousand foes and not leave a mark but scorching and ash.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 30, 2011 13:31:46 GMT -5
*and is rewarded with urine in mouth* Kindly refrain from discussing your fetishes in the forum. *Edna Krabapple voice* "Ha!" *Nelson Muntz voice, points at LemonKing* "Haaaaaa-ha!" *Follows RT and Walrus into the control room* Look at all of the wonderful levers and buttons to pull and push... *Erupts in a frenzy of lever pulling and button pushing*
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Post by Walrus on May 30, 2011 18:50:05 GMT -5
Oh god *braces self*
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on May 30, 2011 19:47:20 GMT -5
*Pulls the lever enabling the "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" button*
*Pushes the "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" button*
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