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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 2, 2011 12:10:50 GMT -5
Cyerber hu...... wait...... Are you going to hug me then attach me to a giant wooden cross? *brandishes a used black latex condom*
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Post by Rook on Dec 2, 2011 12:12:34 GMT -5
*brandishes a used black latex condom* *Runs out of the galaxy*
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 2, 2011 12:19:55 GMT -5
Hmmm, I misread the meaning of yours and chems post's, Cyber hug? *sheathe's Used black latex condom*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 2, 2011 12:39:10 GMT -5
In related news, thanks to the efforts of the Grammar Gestapo's Ministry of Love and Style, Dave's open relationship has been officially terminated.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 5, 2011 17:11:06 GMT -5
Of course we won't crucify you!
Preposterous. In this day and age.
Have you got the nails and hammer ready, yet?! We've been waiting for a week, you know.
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 5, 2011 17:30:47 GMT -5
Points at Trooper, "It was him! He did it"!
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Post by Beav on Dec 5, 2011 20:52:53 GMT -5
The weather is fornicateing great today, like seriously it's like...23 degrees, no clouds in the sky, sun's at its peak Welcome to Australia
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 6, 2011 6:02:17 GMT -5
Criminal Scum.
Today's the day that I dump my gf.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 6, 2011 6:46:17 GMT -5
Again?
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 6, 2011 7:00:43 GMT -5
The deal hasn't been finalized, and I have to do it in person, to not be a thingy. She's going to cry, i'm going to feel nutsty.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 6, 2011 10:52:22 GMT -5
Maybe wear a cricket box in your undies, just in case you get kicked in the gonads with a spiky shoe.
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Post by Walrus on Dec 6, 2011 11:28:23 GMT -5
My ex put me in such a foul mood I almost couldn't play skyrim today...
Luckily, a dragon showed up just as I was about to save and quit, so I killed it using my bare hands, and felt strangely better...
@dave
One of the chicks from the Surrey force that came to Australia for an exchange we run.
17, just a little shorter than me, weighs enough that I can sling her over my shoulder with very little effort, body of a goddess...
Her bf=luckiest guy in Surrey.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 6, 2011 18:37:54 GMT -5
Done. She cried loads. I feel pretty nutsty, but it had to be done.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Dec 6, 2011 23:38:23 GMT -5
Sorry to hear that, hookah. But keep your chin up man, not to sound cliche, but everthing happens for a reason.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 7, 2011 4:32:26 GMT -5
Good man, good man.
On a related note, I saw the hot Irish girl again for drinks tonight. Had a few pints with her, then went back to hers, chatted, had dinner, made out, drank wine, went to bed, snuggled, got up at some horrific time, walked her to the metro, bought myself some PVA and superglue, then came home, drank a mug of coffee.
Happy times.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 7, 2011 5:51:21 GMT -5
Her bf=luckiest guy in Surrey. But can we crucify him?!
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Post by Walrus on Dec 7, 2011 7:37:01 GMT -5
Hmmm.... I doubt she will be impressed
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 12:43:13 GMT -5
fornicateed up with Hazel, turns out she asked my best friend out (while drunk at a festival, he was neither), I advised him against it. Now she blames me for ruining her imagined relationship.
She seems a whole lot more moronic than previously thought.
Seriously, who asks someone out over the phone when your several hundred miles apart while drunk. That's High-School level bollox. We're all in our twenties.
My mate was still hung up about his ex, she didn't even bother to ask him out properly, I'd have to be a pretty stupid friend to recommend going out with her.
Jesus, I am tired of this drama. I can hardly claim to be the most mature person in the world, but bloody hell, she comes off like a child.
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Post by cheminhaler on Dec 7, 2011 14:59:57 GMT -5
Well she's probably still very gutted and you do stupid things when you're drunk, especially when you've broken up a relationship. You end up either melancholic, sad, miserable or crying your guts out, even downright emo, and all the levels in-between.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 15:35:38 GMT -5
I think she's using my actions as an excuse, rather than my mate genuinely didn't have feelings for her.
Although it is somewhat ironic that I find most girls my age immature, when that is the usual criticism leveled against men.
Or I could just be an egotistical prick. Which is likely. Ah well. Running Tech Support for the 2011 Theoretical Archaeological Conference at Uni, it's just me and one other girl doing tech support. I hope she's cute.
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 7, 2011 15:56:57 GMT -5
Unfortunate Hookah mate :/ Most unfortunate :/ You have my shoukder to sulk on, Or laugh on, You are pretty unpredictable Keep your eyes peeled and go lift some skirts for me ;D Anyhow...... Dave is getting laid
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 16:55:00 GMT -5
Predictably is boring, and means you can be easily assassinated. We'll see what happens. I think any chance with Hazel is shot for a good few weeks, may test the waters later though. Enjoy your sex
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 7, 2011 17:30:19 GMT -5
Ohhhh I shall...... I've already had verious parts of my body wet with her soooo..... I know how she is ;D
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 17:57:05 GMT -5
I'd say to much information, but it's kinda lulzy too.
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 7, 2011 18:08:02 GMT -5
Exactley.... For all you know.... She could have just thrown water bombs at me ;D
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