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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 7, 2011 19:13:12 GMT -5
I dont mind things been kinky Hookah..... But I have limits >.<
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 19:35:00 GMT -5
Pfft. I've done it.
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Post by Trickstick on Dec 7, 2011 20:56:02 GMT -5
Does that make you a peon?
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Dec 7, 2011 21:03:42 GMT -5
It makes me regretful.
But it is an amusing story.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 7, 2011 22:30:38 GMT -5
Just a reminder to keep it family friendly, folks. Remember, embarrassing tmi stuff is what facebook is for. Does that make you a peon? Best part of the thread. Reds
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 8, 2011 7:38:42 GMT -5
Sorry again Reds...... Maybe you should put a warning on the thread? Dave
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Dec 8, 2011 9:31:33 GMT -5
Hahaha you guys are just too much! A peon hahahahahha
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Post by The Hawk! on Dec 8, 2011 17:27:53 GMT -5
And I'm back with the girl that RT split me with :s I'm too soft, all she had to do was turn the taps on...... Oh well..... Someone to warm up with at Ripon Army Camp this weekend.... ;D
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Dec 8, 2011 17:35:40 GMT -5
Somewhat NSFW huh?
Why do I get the feeling this is going to end up like the time I gave a toddler a box of matches and showed him how to light one...
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Dec 8, 2011 17:52:59 GMT -5
Somewhat NSFW huh? Why do I get the feeling this is going to end up like the time I gave a toddler a box of matches and showed him how to light one... Ymmot clearly has the psychic power of prescience. Quickly, summon the Black Ship!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Dec 8, 2011 18:04:21 GMT -5
:edit:
Is it only somewhat NSFW if my pants are only somewhat off?
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Dec 8, 2011 19:42:29 GMT -5
Is it only somewhat NSFW if my pants are only somewhat off? I would ponder that, but there lies madness. Reds
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Post by kirsten on Dec 8, 2011 19:51:03 GMT -5
well it sounds like you are all having fun...
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Dec 8, 2011 23:23:25 GMT -5
I'm not even sure what this thread is about anymore...
Folks peeing on other folks?
I'm not sure that is good for a relationship.
Hm...diffirent strokes I guess...
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on Dec 9, 2011 11:52:38 GMT -5
Ooooookkkkk...I am going to back out slowly from this thread and never return again. I am also going to tell my boss that there is something called "To much information".
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 9, 2011 15:10:22 GMT -5
And I'm back with the girl that RT split me with :s I'm too soft, all she had to do was turn the taps on...... Oh well..... Someone to warm up with at Ripon Army Camp this weekend.... ;D *Puts on his spiked knuckles and fedora.* Looks like it's beatin' time for the Yorkshire Poofhawk... Anyway, spent today with Debi, enjoyed it tremendously. Bonny, intelligent, smoking body... good times. Shame she's 27 and Irish, but I can overlook that. Also, there will be no more discussion of strange sexual fetishes*, unreasonable behaviour* or other perversions* in this thread. *As defined by me
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Dec 9, 2011 16:33:55 GMT -5
I'm hoping in two years, uni girls will be into goatees, videogames and heavy metal. Because god knows I'm overly modest. Oh, and jobless bums.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Dec 9, 2011 17:06:32 GMT -5
Dude, most girls NOW are into videogames and heavy metal. Well, the awesome ones are. Goatees...no one is into them.
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Post by Beav on Dec 9, 2011 20:16:55 GMT -5
I'm hoping in two years, uni girls will be into goatees, videogames and heavy metal. Because god knows I'm overly modest. Oh, and jobless bums. If I interpret that right it puts TUG around the same age cohort as me
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Post by danesk on Jan 11, 2012 8:56:27 GMT -5
Oh, I'm loosing my mind in the underhive and reviving semi-old threads... Someone told me once upon a time that this might happen...
And ultimate gentleman: it's a full beard that goes with the ladies, not one miss since I got it! Altough, havent tried in about 3 years, so things MIGHT have changed... Nah, don't think so!
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jan 12, 2012 5:28:27 GMT -5
You should come to America. Chicks here dig goatees.
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Post by mccaptain on Jan 17, 2012 4:07:28 GMT -5
I have a beard. It works.
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Post by mccaptain on Jan 17, 2012 4:08:45 GMT -5
Seriously, when we met I was 18 and she was 23. Went out for several months before she realized the age difference.
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Post by Major Downer on Jun 13, 2012 12:50:36 GMT -5
Ok so back at the start of Febuary I started dating a really nice ,blonde welsh bird who goes to Southampton Uni. As most Welsh people are, she was into her Rugby like I am, so strait away we clicked, she loved the banter that I was giving out all the time and got on like a house on Fire.
I get a text saying that she want to go to Thorpe park at the weekend, Now I hate rollercoster, can't see what the fuss is tbh, so I took her to Thorpe park to keep her happy and went on most of the rides, I was being a wimpy girl for most parts of the day, but I don't think she was that bothered because we had a laugh and I kept her smiling through out the day. Later that Night I get a text saying she REALLY enjoyed the day and thank you for taking her blah blah blah. So at this point I'm thinking we could be more than just dating, we could be in a relationship, all the signs were there, she always kissed me, text me first and Skyped me almost every evening and I treated her Like a lady.
I took this Welsh lady out on a couple of more dates ( evening dinner dates) by this time it's the end of March. I took her out for cocktails and then I walked her to her door. we spoke for a little bit and then I cracked... I asked her if she wanted to take it to the next stage and then she feed me a load of BS.
"I'm sorry I don't do commitment" so I told her not to lie and just tell me strait, I won't be offended if you don't feel the same, just don't lie to me.
So then she kept saying she was unsure and that she didn't know.
In the end she said: " You're a really lovely genuine guy and always managed to put a smile on my face but I don't see you in the same way you see me"... Fair enough.
At this point I wasn't pleased at all but I kept my cool and smiled it off saying that it's fine, even though it wasn't. We went in her house and spoke a little, she said she felt really sad and she started welling up, I gave her a cuddle and then left.
I was gutted...Heart broken even, that I had put so much effort and time into a girl that I thought was unbelieavable, basically she just used me because I had the money to take her out :/ I even took her out the day after my Motor bike accident... I could just about walk after flipping through bushes at 50mph.
That Night I got really drunk whilst listening to music, now I'm not one for crying but when 30 seconds to mars came on I cryed like a B!atch. I have never had feelings like that over a female before, Normally I go all cold hearted but this Welsh lady propper had me tided up.
I am over her now and since she's gone, I have had fun out in town with a load of ladies. I have had a promotion at work, I've been sent to Monti-Carlo for a week, Holland and I'm off to Italy next month to work on Board Mega Yatchs and Cruise ships. Mean while I keep bumping into her friends, I've been told that she's just about to leave Uni after 3 Years and she wants to do nothing with her self, plus she's put on the pounds... Karma's B!atch haha The great thing is, she is still on my Facebook and she can see what I've been up to, I hope she gets reminded of me all the time.
What I have learned from this is:
People can be Douche bags, but you have to sift throught Sh!t to get to the right person for you.
From now on I'm not bothering with girls and dating, It's to much bother that I don't really need.
Major Downer
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Post by Peter Cooman on Jun 13, 2012 12:54:21 GMT -5
Amen brother
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