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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 13, 2012 12:55:30 GMT -5
And this is why I generally expect women to split things 50:50. That way, I don't ever feel used, I just had a good time with someone else and I don't feel like I'm paying for sex (which holds a special kind of horror for me).
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 13, 2012 16:53:54 GMT -5
And this is why I generally expect women to split things 50:50. That way, I don't ever feel used, I just had a good time with someone else and I don't feel like I'm paying for sex (which holds a special kind of horror for me). Like splitting anal sex 50:50.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 13, 2012 17:30:34 GMT -5
And this is why I generally expect women to split things 50:50. That way, I don't ever feel used, I just had a good time with someone else and I don't feel like I'm paying for sex (which holds a special kind of horror for me). Like splitting anal sex 50:50. Much as I'd like to, no girl I've met is that interested. I hear from Ferrets, however, that you're quite the pegging aficionado?
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Post by Rook on Jun 13, 2012 22:20:32 GMT -5
I don't feel like I'm paying for sex (which holds a special kind of horror for me). HAHHAHAahhhhaha. Paying for sex...horror. Good play on words.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 14, 2012 4:45:51 GMT -5
Like splitting anal sex 50:50. Much as I'd like to, no girl I've met is that interested. I hear from Ferrets, however, that you're quite the pegging aficionado? wait. what?
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jun 14, 2012 6:45:19 GMT -5
mccaptain: My facial hair doesn't make me look older, it makes me look like I am 40. >.>
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 14, 2012 18:05:20 GMT -5
I don't feel like I'm paying for sex (which holds a special kind of horror for me). HAHHAHAahhhhaha. Paying for sex...horror. Good play on words. Uhm. What? Much as I'd like to, no girl I've met is that interested. I hear from Ferrets, however, that you're quite the pegging aficionado? wait. what? I really don't think this can be made any clearer.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 14, 2012 18:40:07 GMT -5
You can talk to the animals?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 14, 2012 19:26:14 GMT -5
You can talk to the animals? Ferrets54, old boy?
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 14, 2012 19:48:35 GMT -5
I know exactly who you meant. I was just being facetious. I suspected you might be RT on TWC too. How fairs the land of my exile?
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Post by Rook on Jun 14, 2012 20:47:04 GMT -5
HAHHAHAahhhhaha. Paying for sex...horror. Good play on words. Uhm. What? If you were to pay for sex whom would it be with and does it rhyme with horror? See, it WAS funny. Of course it isn't funny now because I had to 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' it.
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Post by krasimirova on Jun 15, 2012 2:34:16 GMT -5
I thought there would be pictures..!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 15, 2012 3:50:00 GMT -5
If you were to pay for sex whom would it be with and does it rhyme with horror? See, it WAS funny. Horror? Hooker? sleeper? Prostitute? Lady of the Night? Professional back-lyer? There's no real rhyme there. Some assonance, but no rhyme. I know exactly who you meant. I was just being facetious. I suspected you might be RT on TWC too. How fairs the land of my exile? Same old, same old. Full to the brim of imbeciles.
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Post by Rook on Jun 15, 2012 20:48:41 GMT -5
If you were to pay for sex whom would it be with and does it rhyme with horror? See, it WAS funny. Horror? Hooker? sleeper? Prostitute? Lady of the Night? Professional back-lyer? There's no real rhyme there. Some assonance, but no rhyme. Oh for fornicate's sake admit they rhyme already!
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jun 15, 2012 23:25:47 GMT -5
The word Rook is referring to starts with a W, and ends with a hore.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 16, 2012 4:45:54 GMT -5
Don't worry Rook, I got the joke the first time.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 16, 2012 8:24:09 GMT -5
Horror? Hooker? sleeper? Prostitute? Lady of the Night? Professional back-lyer? There's no real rhyme there. Some assonance, but no rhyme. Oh for fornicate's sake admit they rhyme already! There's no rhyme I can think of between horror and any term for prostitute. At best there's simple assonance. @orren: Horror and w-hore don't rhyme.
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jun 16, 2012 9:26:27 GMT -5
They do if you are American.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 16, 2012 9:40:48 GMT -5
They do if you are American. Ye gads.
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 16, 2012 18:27:30 GMT -5
If you were to pay for sex whom would it be with and does it rhyme with horror? See, it WAS funny. Horror? Hooker? sleeper? Prostitute? Lady of the Night? Professional back-lyer? There's no real rhyme there. Some assonance, but no rhyme. I know exactly who you meant. I was just being facetious. I suspected you might be RT on TWC too. How fairs the land of my exile? Same old, same old. Full to the brim of imbeciles. Only 1 more year till I get un-banned! Apparently the Greeks are throwing a tantrum. I vaguely go on there. Ulysses still lording around the 40K section like the fat disgusting fanboy he is?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 16, 2012 20:01:25 GMT -5
Like a motherlover.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 20, 2012 3:04:52 GMT -5
Update!
Okay, there's this couple I want to bang. A girl, and a guy. Girl wants me (de facto position), the guy is...hung up on heterosexuality. Hookah, you're full of cunning: How best to bend his heterosexuality until the point I can do despicably wonderful things to his body?
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Post by 3ff3ct on Jun 20, 2012 13:07:01 GMT -5
Date rape. Works on me anyway
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 20, 2012 13:29:15 GMT -5
Update! Okay, there's this couple I want to bang. A girl, and a guy. Girl wants me (de facto position), the guy is...hung up on heterosexuality. Hookah, you're full of cunning: How best to bend his heterosexuality until the point I can do despicably wonderful things to his body? Yay! I am useful for something. Probably the best thing to do is get his gf to lean on him hard. The whole, 'oh I'd really like it and it would turn me on'. If feeling particularly Machiavellian, she could imply that if he won't take part in proposed 3-way with you and him, then she'll seek 3-way based fun elsewhere. His hetero-ness will force him to do it to protect his honour.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2012 18:32:16 GMT -5
Great another thread dedicated and wasted on that complicated opposite gender
You know what, I'm done with girls. My hand can be whoever I want it to be.
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