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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 20, 2012 18:38:42 GMT -5
Men are simpler and as much fun. Though penetrative sex is more awkward.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2012 18:40:43 GMT -5
It can be good, if you pierce the right spot ;-)
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Post by Paimon on Jun 20, 2012 19:55:46 GMT -5
You could always get her to promise a three-way with some interested/interesting female later.
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 26, 2012 22:06:17 GMT -5
Great another thread dedicated and wasted on that complicated opposite gender You know what, I'm done with girls. My hand can be whoever I want it to be. Trust me it gets old! I hate the town I am too many guys, too much money not in my pocket and I have nearly every disadvantage a man can have in the dating game. Hell I can't even find a single woman, especially one without kids. I have enough trouble with women, I don't need to get a rug rat to like me too. |
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Jun 26, 2012 23:52:52 GMT -5
Great another thread dedicated and wasted on that complicated opposite gender You know what, I'm done with girls. My hand can be whoever I want it to be. Trust me it gets old! I hate the town I am too many guys, too much money not in my pocket and I have nearly every disadvantage a man can have in the dating game. Hell I can't even find a single woman, especially one without kids. I have enough trouble with women, I don't need to get a rug rat to like me too. You got the AIDs too? |
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 27, 2012 20:15:01 GMT -5
Alright ok I don't have every disadvantage.  |
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Post by Melissia on Jun 27, 2012 21:25:00 GMT -5
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 27, 2012 21:28:57 GMT -5
Well this is informative. |
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 27, 2012 22:16:46 GMT -5
Melissia, this man is simple! I just want a woman to love me, tolerate my hobbies that are largely paid for, and stand having sex with me on agreed regular timetable! |
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 27, 2012 23:13:24 GMT -5
If she has to tolerate, rather than desire sex with you, then something is vastly wrong with the relationship.
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 28, 2012 6:24:23 GMT -5
If she has to tolerate, rather than desire sex with you, then something is vastly wrong with the relationship. I am fat, I hold no illisions about it. I can't really say I seen lots of women that like having sex with fat hairy men, I get more action if there were. If I was gay I would be a bear, I never really heard of women with bear fetish. |
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 28, 2012 9:33:44 GMT -5
Well, women like having sex with me. While I'm not "fat", I am heavy-set and hairy. Women do appreciate that, especially if you're tall and/or broad. Hitting the gym is the solution: having a relationship where sex is something one partner tolerates is nothing short of repugnant. Seriously, you only need to get over the 5/10 threshold, at which point, personality takes you the rest of the way.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jun 28, 2012 10:15:21 GMT -5
Well, some women like having sex with me. Fixed for accuracy.  Reds |
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 28, 2012 10:16:46 GMT -5
Well, some women like having sex with me. Fixed for (in)accuracy. Reds Corrected, sirrah. |
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Post by Melissia on Jun 28, 2012 10:16:53 GMT -5
I'm nto even sure some of them are women, by most definitions of the term.
As an aside, I didn't know you liked Tau that much, RT.
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 28, 2012 13:20:16 GMT -5
Well, women like having sex with me. While I'm not "fat", I am heavy-set and hairy. Women do appreciate that, especially if you're tall and/or broad. Hitting the gym is the solution: having a relationship where sex is something one partner tolerates is nothing short of repugnant. Seriously, you only need to get over the 5/10 threshold, at which point, personality takes you the rest of the way. I not lucky enough to be tall, I got none of the advanages. I suppose you have a point. Let me get some attention first. |
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 28, 2012 15:16:00 GMT -5
I'm nto even sure some of them are women, by most definitions of the term. Explain yourself. |
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Post by Vice-Shogun Himura on Jun 28, 2012 15:37:26 GMT -5
I'm nto even sure some of them are women, by most definitions of the term. Explain yourself. At best she suggesting the Women you slept with are She-males. |
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Post by Melissia on Jun 28, 2012 15:53:13 GMT -5
Worse.
I'm suggesting he slept with some Tau.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 28, 2012 16:29:12 GMT -5
Worse. I'm suggesting he slept with some Tau. Someone has obviously been reading EatATau...<.< >.> |
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Post by Kaikelx on Jun 28, 2012 16:57:07 GMT -5
Eat....A.....Tau.....
....is that vore? (resists urge to find out for self)
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 28, 2012 17:36:12 GMT -5
Eat....A.....Tau..... ....is that vore? (resists urge to find out for self) It's actually a very well drawn web comic done in a manga style. Sometimes one of the female Tau characters feels the urge to get nekkid and do it with humans, eldar, kroot, etc., much to the chagrin of the male Firewarrior who is lusting after her, and tries to pick her up with lines like "Wanna see my Greater Wood?" Definitely NSFW. <.< >.> |
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jun 28, 2012 17:50:15 GMT -5
Nice timing on that little bit of info, champ. Reds |
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jun 28, 2012 17:55:15 GMT -5
Nice timing on that little bit of info, champ. Reds Well, seeing how as it's posted in a thread that has "Somewhat NSFW" in its title, I figured people would assume that any and all discussion in said thread would have that element of risk to it. Plus, I figured that even the most obtuse people would realize that, based on my response to Mel's suggestion that RT had slept with a Tau, that there would be that involved in the comic. So, that being said: *Pulls down lower eyelid and sticks out tongue* "Bleah."  |
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Post by Kaikelx on Jun 28, 2012 20:13:15 GMT -5
So the only reason I'm not reading a comic from a link is that last time I did that, I ended up archive-binging on Order of the Stick....
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