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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:43:03 GMT -5
As an Englishman, the word 'Pants' both confuses and infuriates me when used incorrectly Then it is decided. I propose the establishment of a new order in the Grammer Gestapo. The Trouser Troop.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:43:26 GMT -5
*Meekly raises his ovenmitted hand* 'Can it be me? " Why yes you may absolutely wear trooper's soul in a bottle resting up against your junk.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Mar 3, 2013 16:45:43 GMT -5
*Traps Trooper One Nine Seven Four's soul in a voodoo spirit bottle and instantly teleports his body to the surface of the sun.* Intolerance will not be tolerated!! I will now fashion this bottle into a codpiece for the new captain of my legion marines. The joke is on all of you! I HAVE NO SOUL!!! Why is it so hot all of the sudden?
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Post by Cosmic on Mar 3, 2013 16:49:07 GMT -5
As an Englishman, the word 'Pants' both confuses and infuriates me when used incorrectly Then it is decided. I propose the establishment of a new order in the Grammer Gestapo. The Trouser Troop. Huzzah!! I second this motion
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 17:00:30 GMT -5
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Mar 3, 2013 17:06:32 GMT -5
*Replaces Ymmot's eye and other mucous membrane secretions with the concentrated essence of 10 trillion Bhut Jolokia peppers*
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Sgt. Rock
Captain
Loungin' like a lizard.
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Post by Sgt. Rock on Mar 3, 2013 17:15:47 GMT -5
What, you're only just now starting an anti-pants coalition? Feh. Johnny-come-latelies, all of you. I've been fighting trouser tyranny one kilt at a time for years.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my pleats.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 17:51:29 GMT -5
The burn only sharpens the clarity of my vision.
Only just starting?
Johnny-come-latelies!?
Where have you been!!?
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Post by Bryant on Mar 3, 2013 18:11:10 GMT -5
*Still streaking in the background as the conversation goes on*
*Cops, and The US Army, mounted on M1 Abrams tailing me now*
FREEDOM!!!!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 20:13:59 GMT -5
The burn only sharpens the clarity of my vision. Only just starting? Johnny-come-latelies!? Where have you been!!?Probably somewhere where the people don't know that the Ministry fully endorses the use of kilts.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 4, 2013 0:17:49 GMT -5
Well my friends, the day of the Empress' Ascencion is nearing an end, but this is only the beginning for what I have planned. Let this day be remembered as the begining of a new age. Down with the tyranny of pants, Long Live Empress Gothitea and Long Live the Legion of Liberated Legs!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 4, 2013 0:47:29 GMT -5
*The sea cucumbers I've spread around creation nullify the weasels and the octopi.*
I won't let you get away with such heresy, Rocketmaaaaaaaaan! Pantslessnessing your way up here alone.
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Post by Wraelis on Mar 4, 2013 2:20:49 GMT -5
*Shows up with pants around his ankles as I only had time to partially remove them* Long live the Legion!! I haven't missed anything important, have I?
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Post by Bryant on Mar 4, 2013 3:04:27 GMT -5
PSSSHHH!!!!
Ignore all this Ministry nonsense! Join me, and together, we shall form a group off Anti-pants Anarchists! Think of it.
Spraying anarchy A's on walls. Without pants.
Destroying CCTV cameras. Without pants.
Protesting. Without Pants.
Join me, and we shall turn this into a pantless world!!!!!
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Post by Wraelis on Mar 4, 2013 3:17:09 GMT -5
That would be the greatest protest ever. Can we go and assemble the entirety of the US based IGMB and march to the White House?
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Post by Bryant on Mar 4, 2013 3:25:47 GMT -5
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Post by Wraelis on Mar 4, 2013 3:43:51 GMT -5
That... is quite possibly the most fantastic thing I've seen in awhile
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Burt Hoovis
Guardsman
I thought you said German "Pantsers"!!!
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Post by Burt Hoovis on Mar 4, 2013 12:51:19 GMT -5
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Post by Wraelis on Mar 4, 2013 13:00:25 GMT -5
haha, I was actually thinking about that commissar when I saw this thread and was hoping you'd make your way in
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 5, 2013 18:23:00 GMT -5
*The sea cucumbers I've spread around creation nullify the weasels and the octopi.* I won't let you get away with such heresy, Rocketmaaaaaaaaan! Pantslessnessing your way up here alone. Cucumber are delicious with a little bit of salt and lemon. ... Cures yooooooouuuuusss!!! My favorites in scenes likes these are always the random folks who wander by and see the large organized group doing something crazy then all of a sudden just sort of decide to haphazardly join in themselves.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Mar 5, 2013 18:56:52 GMT -5
You know, I take the cube for a little soul searching mission to the ends of the galaxy, and this is what happens. I guess it's time to cut swathes of high energy death across worlds again.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 5, 2013 19:29:30 GMT -5
See? They don't have a Pandahippogoatman to inspire fear and obedience.
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Post by Bryant on Mar 6, 2013 0:26:31 GMT -5
My favorites in scenes likes these are always the random folks who wander by and see the large organized group doing something crazy then all of a sudden just sort of decide to haphazardly join in themselves. Yeah, you could say it is........ anarchy.... teehee. MY ANARCHIST BRETHEREN AND SISTEREN ARE CHANGING THE WORLD ONE PANTSING AT A TIME! *Rips off pants and goes streaking through my high school*
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 6, 2013 0:40:40 GMT -5
I was thinking Requiem, if the cube could be modified into a mass accelerator, so we might use solid objects as projectiles.
I nominate Mephiston as our test projectile.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 6, 2013 12:10:17 GMT -5
You'll have to get in and power it again. Time to break out of any maudlin moods and fire-up the rage engine.
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