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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 13:19:57 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen and miscreants of all description, here is a place we celebrate freedom and liberty and cast off the yoke of tyranny while we knit quilt of tolerance with scraps of diversity. The pants represent oppression, the pantsless a symbol empowerment and individuality, for are we not all unique in our own special way? Embrace who you really are and hold your head up tall and proud, march confidently through the streets knowing that you are not alone, reject the pants, embrace pantslessness. Embrace Freedom! Long Live the Legion of Liberated Legs! Signed 3/3/13 By His Exalted Superfluousness: The Arch Supreme Mighty Grand Duke Dictatortron of The Underhive, Ymmot Yrogreg Samoht the 1st!!
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Post by Rook on Mar 3, 2013 13:40:44 GMT -5
AMEN!!!!!
DOWN WITH DOCKERS!!!!!
*'Dockers' and it's affiliate are a registered trademark and are used strictly as a joke. If any offense is taken you surely need a life.
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Post by Paradill on Mar 3, 2013 13:43:29 GMT -5
Do I have to wear any clothes? I'd prefer it if I could just wear the essential. I.e. bow tie, top hat and sock suspenders (no socks)
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 13:50:43 GMT -5
Do I have to wear any clothes? I'd prefer it if I could just wear the essential. I.e. bow tie, top hat and sock suspenders (no socks) Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law?
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 14:19:16 GMT -5
Yeah, so the Leviathan was decommissioned and The Richthofen III...I never built one...so...I'm afraid I'm not really prepared for an all out assault on the Imperium at this time. However!! Flying Chinsaw Weasels! Oh...and my secret weapon...4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Octopuses!(octopi) So yeah, my enemies are totally toast.
You've never seen so many shurikens!
Ok, I'm getting ahead of myself...we were talking about freedom and pantslessness and all that...hah, well the road to utopia isn't going to be an easy one, bucko. I will be up front and honest with you about that right now, but perseverance and tenacity will win us the day...you've just got to want it bad enough!
It's all on you...the people. You must show them the way.
I am merely like a shepard leading his magnificent flock to the glorious new dawn just over the hazy summer horizon...
though a field of hornet's nests...
and landmines.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 15:16:50 GMT -5
Rook, I gave you those adamantium lederhosen for a reason!
Wear 'em!
And now, to plot an uncertain doom upon the King. Long live the King!
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Post by WestRider on Mar 3, 2013 15:20:58 GMT -5
Hornet's nests and landmines, huh? OK, so good boots to go with the lack of pants. I'm on it.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Mar 3, 2013 15:22:17 GMT -5
I heard a mention of pantslessness and utopian ideologies?
Puffy! Order more mass grave kits!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 15:23:00 GMT -5
Hornet's nests and landmines, huh? OK, so good boots to go with the lack of pants. I'm on it. Might as well make them waders. Then your basically wearing pants.
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Post by Bryant on Mar 3, 2013 15:24:35 GMT -5
WOO!!!! FREEDOMM!!!!!!!
*rips off jeans*
*streaks through nearby city street*
*cops tailing me in cars*
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 15:32:20 GMT -5
Gasp!
I see what this is. It's a craven plan to get the young ones to join your twisted coalition. They don't know the horrors that were unleashed the last time, the near death of everything we hold dear. The summoned ones...
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Post by Rook on Mar 3, 2013 15:32:43 GMT -5
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 15:33:11 GMT -5
Just wait till I am finished with my new legion marines in their assless power armor.
It's horrible.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 15:34:05 GMT -5
Way to swap threads.
This is just another attack on our sanity!
Does assless power armor cancel assault marines? Does it have something to do with budget cuts?
Does it involve the octopi?
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 15:56:56 GMT -5
It is an aesthetic choice to inspire the faithful while bewildering and terrifying the opposition.
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Post by Cosmic on Mar 3, 2013 15:58:38 GMT -5
As an Englishman, the word 'Pants' both confuses and infuriates me when used incorrectly
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:01:19 GMT -5
I'm not using it incorrectly. What gave you that idea? It means what it means.
You're just confusing yourself by over thinking it.
I am aware of the regional differences in the definition of the word...
I don't see why both can't apply here...that's really about how you read into it, and that is none of my business.
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Post by Cosmic on Mar 3, 2013 16:04:48 GMT -5
Incorrectly in my mind and language . Pants= Male underwear. I get wound up when English girls say they wear pants too....no....no you do not! Boys wear pants, girls wear knickers...*walks off grumbling to himself* I shall leave you boys to your trouserless shenanigans....enjoy.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:08:06 GMT -5
Yes, I know...and?
I'm saying I support pantslessness of all kinds, it doesn't matter where you come from...
this is a state of mind I am promoting...I don't care how you come by it.
Embrace freedom!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Mar 3, 2013 16:08:30 GMT -5
*Douses Cosmic in acetone free nail varnish remover*
Avast! It's almost time for my countermeasures to take effect.
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Post by Cosmic on Mar 3, 2013 16:12:32 GMT -5
Yes, I know...and? I'm saying I support pantslessness of all kinds, it doesn't matter where you come from... this is a state of mind I am promoting...I don't care how you come by it. Embrace freedom! I shall try and embrace, Master.
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Mar 3, 2013 16:14:44 GMT -5
++HERESY DETECTED++ *Uses hydrofluoric acid to paint pants on all of the pantsless present*
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:15:57 GMT -5
Yes, I know...and? I'm saying I support pantslessness of all kinds, it doesn't matter where you come from... this is a state of mind I am promoting...I don't care how you come by it. Embrace freedom! I shall try and embrace, Master. Whoa...I got a little creepy vibe when you called me that. Supreme Dictatortorn is fine. Right, so do not be perplexed if you happen to see the pantsless not wearing trousers and/or are wearing pants. That sort of distinction is irrelevant in the glorious future golden age we shall be building together!! Everyone!!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Mar 3, 2013 16:35:03 GMT -5
++HERESY DETECTED++ *Uses hydrofluoric acid to paint pants on all of the pantsless present* *Traps Trooper One Nine Seven Four's soul in a voodoo spirit bottle and instantly teleports his body to the surface of the sun.* Intolerance will not be tolerated!! I will now fashion this bottle into a codpiece for the new captain of my legion marines.
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Post by Rook on Mar 3, 2013 16:40:37 GMT -5
*Meekly raises his ovenmitted hand* 'Can it be me? "
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