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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 4:12:23 GMT -5
I came out of the shower and was in a jovial, good mood, singing and whistling one of my frog march housemates recorded me singing and put it on facebook.
How would you react to this?
We banter a fair bit but like dayum you know
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Post by Paradill on Apr 13, 2013 4:55:41 GMT -5
Got a link?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Apr 13, 2013 6:57:56 GMT -5
Link or it didn't happen.
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Post by Adkenpachi on Apr 13, 2013 7:05:10 GMT -5
Theres a video of me WRECKED at a new years party many many years ago singing to Evil In League With Satan by Venom "Evil, In League With Carling".
Also infront of my are my empty bottle of jack (or jim cant remember) and about 20 cans of carling... What a night!
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Post by Soap on Apr 13, 2013 8:11:45 GMT -5
They is only one answer to this problem and its simple: Revenge!! The bar has been set, so now you have to up the ante! And to hell with the consequences! Muhaha!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 10:18:15 GMT -5
lool exactly i was thinking of emptying a box of cricket into his room or spiders or something
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Post by Rook on Apr 13, 2013 10:19:03 GMT -5
How would you react to this? I would love it and laugh my ass off. The more serious you take yourself the less serious the world will take you. Enjoy what it was, a prank.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 11:03:11 GMT -5
solid cheers
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Post by Soap on Apr 13, 2013 11:27:40 GMT -5
How would you react to this? I would love it and laugh my ass off. The more serious you take yourself the less serious the world will take you. Enjoy what it was, a prank. Yes, but revenge can be fun too
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Post by Paradill on Apr 13, 2013 11:36:14 GMT -5
I'd rape his grandad. Show him who's boss.
Too much?
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Post by Soap on Apr 13, 2013 11:38:33 GMT -5
I think that's a little over the line...
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Post by Paradill on Apr 13, 2013 11:47:26 GMT -5
How far? Can you give it me in feet?
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Post by Hookah, S.C. on Apr 13, 2013 11:57:08 GMT -5
3 feet, 4 inches.
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Post by Soap on Apr 13, 2013 12:05:16 GMT -5
So far over, the line is just a dot in the distance
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2013 12:15:36 GMT -5
I'm with paradill on this one
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Post by Soap on Apr 13, 2013 13:02:41 GMT -5
Yeah it's pritty reasonable I suppose.
(Trooper quote)
Wait? What?
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Apr 13, 2013 15:12:08 GMT -5
Well, technically, it's illegal. So do something technically illegal back to him. But make sure it's hilariously illegal.
I would make a video of him sleeping, put a soft jazz soundbed on it, then get some heavy breathing to put on it as well. I'd post that, but keep the better version for my own private use.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Apr 14, 2013 0:04:46 GMT -5
With a brick.
Ok, probably not.
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Post by emptyhat on Apr 16, 2013 20:30:20 GMT -5
lool exactly i was thinking of emptying a box of cricket into his room or spiders or something What about one big spider, like a goliath birdeater, in a box with a lid and you tie the lid to his hand so when he wakes up and moves he frees the spider. Maybe the box could be perched on the headboard.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Apr 16, 2013 20:58:49 GMT -5
"Good morning, housemate. I suggest you don't make any sudden moves. You may have noticed the Spider of Doom on your chest. Fear not; it slumbers. But why the monologue, you ask? Or rather, you would ask if you could speak in anything but gasps and shuddering stillness. I'll answer, for I am in a good mood. To your left wrist is tied the lid of a box that contains mating honey badgers. The lid is on the bottom, directly above your head. Don't look up; they'll notice. Also, to your right wrist is tied the bucket of water over your legs. It's just water. You may also have noticed that you are completely naked, save the amusing fig leaf I have left for your dignity as this is all being recorded. Posterity shows no favoritism, housemate. Beneath your pillow is a taser fit to save you should you reach it before being devoured. Alas, it will not serve your purposes if you soak your body in the aqua revengia. And now, my exit to observe through the two-way mirror I've used to replace your door. Don't ask how I obtained all this. Ever. Godspeed."
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Post by emptyhat on Apr 16, 2013 21:24:39 GMT -5
Don't just use things you already did in college Req.
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Post by Bryant on Apr 16, 2013 22:08:31 GMT -5
"Good morning, housemate. I suggest you don't make any sudden moves. You may have noticed the Spider of Doom on your chest. Fear not; it slumbers. But why the monologue, you ask? Or rather, you would ask if you could speak in anything but gasps and shuddering stillness. I'll answer, for I am in a good mood. To your left wrist is tied the lid of a box that contains mating honey badgers. The lid is on the bottom, directly above your head. Don't look up; they'll notice. Also, to your right wrist is tied the bucket of water over your legs. It's just water. You may also have noticed that you are completely naked, save the amusing fig leaf I have left for your dignity as this is all being recorded. Posterity shows no favoritism, housemate. Beneath your pillow is a taser fit to save you should you reach it before being devoured. Alas, it will not serve your purposes if you soak your body in the aqua revengia. And now, my exit to observe through the two-way mirror I've used to replace your door. Don't ask how I obtained all this. Ever. Godspeed." MY SIDES!!!!! THEY ORBIT JUPITER!!!!
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Post by Burt Hoovis on Apr 20, 2013 7:49:50 GMT -5
I used to wait for my roommate to get ready for a shower at night and hide in the shower. Once he was inside and shut the door I would pull back the curtain and scream at him. Course he was nekkid at this point so he would stumble against the wall and almost fall to the ground. I also hid under his bed the first time he brought a girl over to the house. Before they did anything crazy I rolled out from underneath and grabbed their ankles. Then left the room without saying a word.
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Post by Sgt. Rock on Apr 21, 2013 13:26:38 GMT -5
I was always taught that war should be fought with the application of constant, overwhelming, and grossly unbalanced force. As Capone said, "They pull a knife, you pull a gun. They put one of your guys in the hospital, put one of theirs in the morgue." Or something to that effect. Wage a long-term campaign of fear and misery. Do not let up until he is reduced to a mewling, whimpering wretch, cowering in his bedroom and sucking his thumb like an infant. Everything from snakes in a can to spiders in his bedsheets. Crush him utterly, do not allow retaliation. And then, when he begs you to stop, begs for forgiveness... smite him one last time, in righteous fury, for good measure. Then, allow things to return to normal.
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Post by Boobs McGee, Esquire on May 27, 2013 9:32:04 GMT -5
I filled up 100 cups of water and 100 cups of watercress while my flat mate was out an put them in his room he knocked them over and short story is 3 weeks later he now has water cress growing intermittently in his Room and no girls want a man with plants growing in their floor ;D
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