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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2007 12:12:11 GMT -5
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Post by Turtleboy(AWOL) on Jan 18, 2007 1:56:00 GMT -5
wow cool!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2007 6:36:02 GMT -5
I am staring at my screen in astonishment.
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Post by majorjav on Jan 21, 2007 9:33:17 GMT -5
Nice recruitment posters!!!
It will make people want to join IG!!
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Post by Colonel Grammissar Azalar on Jan 26, 2007 10:39:37 GMT -5
I would Join the IG If i saw them
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Post by Goddess of Darkness on Jan 26, 2007 16:11:20 GMT -5
Not sure i would....don't think that dress really suits me....lol
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Post by Colonel Grammissar Azalar on Jan 26, 2007 16:47:56 GMT -5
The guy with the Flame looks so cool
*lights my Lho Stick with my Hand Flamer
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Post by Turtleboy(AWOL) on Feb 6, 2007 3:19:35 GMT -5
*hands colonel commissar azalar some new stick-on eyebrows*
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Post by sammy1979 on Feb 16, 2007 14:46:28 GMT -5
 having once been stupid enough to fall for a recruiting campaign for real. i feel that there should be some sort of counter propaganda with some thing like "join the imperial guard, get rubish,pay,food,acomadation, with a great chance to get fragged and all the fit birds wont talk to you " or something evan in the 41st millenium squaddies will probably be still getting dumped on. im thinking of having a 40k peace corps to try taking on the forces of choas with free love and flowers. any one want to write the rules for me?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2007 18:00:05 GMT -5
Join the Imperial Guard, travel to strange and exotic planets. Meet new and interesting people, animals, and plants; all of which will try to eat you. See breath-taking vistas and awe-inspiring cities reduced to flaming wastelands by artillery, all aimed at you. Sleep in any luxurious ditches, or our five-star rat-infested foxholes and enjoy the complimentary mudbath. Enjoy world-class cuisine that's only been mechanically processed, freeze-dried, eaten, regurgitated, reheated, refrozen, left out in the sun, mashed, forgotten for 20 years, then reheated twice.
And our retirement benefits package includes a guaranteed spot in any one of a million unmarked mass-graves!
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Post by sammy1979 on Feb 17, 2007 4:49:15 GMT -5
Thats the spirit more add some thing like "the sgt. major is going to kill me, violate me then kill me again for all this subversive talk"
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Apr 11, 2007 9:08:30 GMT -5
and if you so much as eat a chocolate bar on patrol your squad leader will shoot you. lol!
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having once been stupid enough to fall for a recruiting campaign for real. i feel that there should be some sort of counter propaganda with some thing like "join the imperial guard, get rubish,pay,food,acomadation, with a great chance to get fragged and all the fit birds wont talk to you " or something evan in the 41st millenium squaddies will probably be still getting dumped on. im thinking of having a 40k peace corps to try taking on the forces of choas with free love and flowers. any one want to write the rules for me?
