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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2007 18:58:43 GMT -5
What happens to your socks after you take them out of the washing machine and put them into the dryer? Why are you missing socks when the dry cycle is done? Where do the missing socks go?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2007 10:42:19 GMT -5
Odds are, they're probably in a pants pocket or stuck to a shirt or something.
Although, they probably got sucked into the dimension of left socks.
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Post by majorjav on Sept 13, 2007 13:41:17 GMT -5
Very interesting....You should call the police to get an investigation launched to seek your missing socks!!Lol!
They may be: 1) you didn't put it in the dryer 2) it is stuck in another piece of clothe....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2007 17:30:00 GMT -5
I'm serious about this. Everyone that I know that has a washer and dryer has lost at least 5 socks in their dryer. My mother kept a basket in the laundry room that was for socks that came out of the dryer missing their matching pair. By the time I left home to strike it out on my own there was over 30 different socks in that basket.
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Post by Colonel Grammissar Azalar on Sept 14, 2007 5:35:34 GMT -5
As we all know Khorne needs to keep his loyal servants warm, so us at the Commissariat have been working with the Inquistion to break this and we have came to a conclusion.
Khorne has taken some Dark Eldar into his service and is making them open portals in his dimension linked to Washing machine, so socks fall through.
This concludes our findings.
A bunch of grey knights walk in looking menacing
Sorry, you all have to die now you know.
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Post by knight (M.I.A) on Sept 14, 2007 5:39:26 GMT -5
/me has a bunch of Word Bearer Terminators walk in.
I won't die.
And for the problem, perhaps you should look in other clothes and it would be a good idea to look through the complete basket. I'm sure there are some matching pairs in there already.
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Post by twerd on Sept 14, 2007 17:13:12 GMT -5
* runs away (what i'm guardsmen i can do that as long as the commissar is looking the other way)
i've a couple ethier don't make it into the was at all or are stuck to the top?
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Post by Woz on Sept 14, 2007 17:18:23 GMT -5
Don't you know? the healthiest sock eats the weaker sock, survival of the fittest and all that.
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Post by Cadian 117 on Sept 14, 2007 19:33:44 GMT -5
Lol. I think the bugsd take them to vreate fortress's.
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Post by Commissar on Sept 14, 2007 20:11:26 GMT -5
ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! I told you guys to never question the sock dimension of the dryer system!!! *Pulls out a bolt pistol and shoot everyone in the face.* Runs back to NKVD office.
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Post by Colonel Grammissar Azalar on Sept 15, 2007 8:56:07 GMT -5
Knight. Your suits of ghost filled armour do not scare me at all.
So sticks tounge out /i]
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Post by Mabus on Sept 15, 2007 14:05:21 GMT -5
2+ saves! 2+saves! they have 2+ saves!!!
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Post by Commissar on Sept 15, 2007 15:07:40 GMT -5
*Lasguns a terminator in the arse*...*Terminator drops dead, crushing mabus for not believing in the almighty Lasgun!!!*
Deal with it. The socks are gone, it is time to move on.
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Post by Colonel Grammissar Azalar on Sept 15, 2007 15:25:13 GMT -5
Mabus has been Told. You have all been warned
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Post by Mabus on Sept 15, 2007 16:15:50 GMT -5
2+ saves I say!
(Whimpers beneath a 2 ton, fat b*****d of a terminator)
2+, and a 5+ Invulnerable save! There is no hope for us!
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Post by Commissar on Sept 16, 2007 13:31:28 GMT -5
Woot! *Spins laspistol and holsters it like a super pimp*
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Post by twerd on Sept 24, 2007 2:16:19 GMT -5
*drives a stormsword in and shoots the choas filth*
Guys you could always mix and match the socks
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Post by Commissar on Sept 24, 2007 7:23:49 GMT -5
Yeeeaaaah...but...what do you wanna tell the widow socks? That their husbands will never be seen again??? Augh!!! *Reads a book about the culture of tube and ankle socks of the world*
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Post by Mabus on Sept 26, 2007 15:15:38 GMT -5
I wrote the book on socks!
"The loss of one sock a tragedy, the loss of a million a statistic."
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Post by Commissar on Sept 26, 2007 17:10:18 GMT -5
Bah! Quoting comrade stalin!
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Post by twerd on Sept 30, 2007 23:26:04 GMT -5
yeh stalin was a well he was bad for USSR
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Post by Commissar on Oct 1, 2007 7:37:37 GMT -5
Well he was necessary for victory in WW2 that was about it, just because he was insane!
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Post by Cadian 117 on Oct 1, 2007 16:21:42 GMT -5
I hate to give away my federal position......we take the socks for expirements. We do and the Russians do too! The FBI takes them while they wash. HAHAHAHAHA*evil grin*
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Post by Commissar on Oct 1, 2007 16:55:19 GMT -5
Dont you mean the CIA?
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Post by Cadian 117 on Oct 2, 2007 15:37:09 GMT -5
uh................ok............well............look...........uh..............I..........well..................n-y-o-a-e-en-m- uh, yes?
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