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Post by Kassill on May 18, 2010 19:20:22 GMT -5
"No damn man kills me and lives." -Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 20, 2010 12:52:46 GMT -5
"Although she's thin, and I'm kind of chubby-
-You're curvaceous b!tch!
You really don't want to accept that I'm chubby, do-
- Shut up b^tch you're curvaceous!"
My relationship.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 20, 2010 12:55:47 GMT -5
It's good to know that someone still uses the word 'curvaceous.'
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on May 20, 2010 14:37:47 GMT -5
When angry count four; when very angry, swear.
It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art, and ignorant also of surgery. Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes, and surgeons and anatomists see no beautiful women in all their lives, but only a ghastly stack of bones with Latin names to them, and a network of nerves and muscles and tissues.
I haven't any right to criticise books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticise Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
I regard the poor man, in his present condition, as so much wasted raw material. Cut up and properly canned, he might be made useful to fatten the natives of the cannibal islands and to improve our export trade in that region. I shall recommend legislation upon the subject in my first message. My campaign cry will be: "Dessicate the poor working-man; stuff him into sausages."
~Mark Twain.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on May 20, 2010 14:43:49 GMT -5
Mr. Twain was brilliant ahead of his time. The spiritual father of Soylent Green.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on May 20, 2010 17:06:53 GMT -5
"Don't worry! I'll solve this problem... WITH METAGAMING!!!" Me in response to an announcement that our oversized D&D group would be getting even bigger.
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Post by Machine Gun Kelly on May 21, 2010 1:46:51 GMT -5
Kalle Flygare was a great swedish theater personality that ate, breathed and lived theater. In the late 60th he and his mother where attending a theater play in Paris and when exiting it, they realized they had walked right into the riots there. Seeing his mother getting scared he decided to comfort her.....
"Don't worry, it is only reality." -Kalle Flygare
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Post by spazmunke on May 21, 2010 11:43:54 GMT -5
Mr. Twain was brilliant ahead of his time. The spiritual father of Soylent Green. Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on May 21, 2010 13:22:14 GMT -5
From a YouTube video of this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHO-trROm8 (I can't find the one with the comment) "His beard hides the soul of rock, plus the cure for cancer and possibly a mini-bar."
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Post by Kaikelx on May 23, 2010 15:06:24 GMT -5
A video sent to me by a friend:
(General idea, can't remember exact words)
"So that's why you should give up video games, and take up a more socially acceptable hobby, like smoking, drinking, and sniffing various illegal substances!"
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Post by Rook on May 23, 2010 19:03:47 GMT -5
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on May 27, 2010 23:23:14 GMT -5
“I'm going to murder you, your son and the bald guy!” - Unkown
"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks." - Unknown
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on May 29, 2010 1:49:55 GMT -5
"Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks." - Unknown Mind crush...
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Post by Laughing Man on May 29, 2010 3:42:26 GMT -5
"looks like the rules....just got screwed"
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Post by Kaikelx on May 30, 2010 22:15:47 GMT -5
Starcraft 2: "Thanks to recent advances in medical technology, the average marine's combat lifespan has increased from six seconds to over thirty."
"Meet the Team", Team Fortress 2 trailers:
Demoman:
"Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - IN HELL!
Share this quote"
Soldier:
"You call that breaking my spine? You Red Team sissies wouldn't know how to break a spine if you-ARGH! MY SPINE!"
""If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Rolling Thunder on May 31, 2010 5:17:44 GMT -5
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igdude
Lieutenant
I'm right behind you!
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Post by igdude on May 31, 2010 17:41:43 GMT -5
son of a ***** I just googled what that meant , you british are very dirty people
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on May 31, 2010 19:48:46 GMT -5
"looks like the rules....just got screwed" Your mother plays children's card games in hell! Yes, nothing says evil like womanly eyeliner.
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Post by spazmunke on Jun 1, 2010 12:34:19 GMT -5
If a man says that its a stupid, childish game, its probably one his wife can beat him at.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jun 1, 2010 13:20:03 GMT -5
From my favorite guilty pleasure of a movie: Commando (with Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Arnie: I like you...Thats why I'm going to kill you last.
*several minutes later*
Henchman: I thought You said you were going to kill me last!
Arnie: I lied. *drops Henchman off cliff*
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Post by spazmunke on Jun 1, 2010 19:13:45 GMT -5
For every battle honor won, a million heroes die alone, unsung and unremembered.
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jun 20, 2010 6:58:07 GMT -5
"Formula for success:
Strap C4 to bike
Get on quad bike
Charge enemy base
Be credit to team."
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Post by Adam Selene on Jun 20, 2010 21:24:28 GMT -5
Black books
Bernard - You! What did you say to Kate? She thinks I'm the Renaissance. She'll think I've lied! I've had to go along with all this "reclusive genius" stuff. She's going to be very upset when she finds out I'm just a reclusive wanker!
Bernard - I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.
Manny - Let's paaaar... Bernard - [points his finger threateningly at Manny] Don't you dare use the word 'party' as a verb in this shop!! Manny - Let's... poooootter along... in order to attend the party!
American tourist - I don't want your history grotto. I want modern warfare, radar, fallout, killzones. Bernard - Military history is on your right. If you have any questions please fire two rounds into the ceiling!
Bernard - He's mine! Get your own human play-thing, you quartz-brained little creampuff!
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Post by spazmunke on Jun 20, 2010 23:09:53 GMT -5
It is good war is so terrible, lest we grow to enjoy it.
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Post by Adam Selene on Jun 23, 2010 3:06:43 GMT -5
"If this thing works and I do get transported to an alternate universe how will i know?" "Their will be zeppelins everywhere"
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