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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jun 23, 2010 16:50:02 GMT -5
(SEE SIGNATURE)
and my most favorite, and my outlook on life: "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but willl have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." -Marcus Aurelius
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Post by spazmunke on Jun 25, 2010 1:03:38 GMT -5
I applaud that quote good sit.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jun 25, 2010 3:29:44 GMT -5
*Joins the applause*
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jun 26, 2010 11:09:03 GMT -5
After getting harrassed by a very annoying born-again after making Jesus jokes within her earshot.
Born-again "...How DARE you! Jesus died because of the Jews!" Me "Bìtch! He was our's to crucify!"
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Post by Laughing Man on Jun 26, 2010 16:33:53 GMT -5
"We life gives you lemons you find a new a god"
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Post by Kommissar Orren on Jun 26, 2010 17:27:29 GMT -5
A god that considers you killing people as decotion... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! DEATH FOR THE DEATH LORD!
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Post by Adam Selene on Jun 28, 2010 0:43:49 GMT -5
Smarter than your average carbon based life-form
Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age. - Ripley
A cigarettte reduces you life by 2 minutes A bottle of spirits reduces your life by 4 minutes A day at work reduces your life by 8 hours
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Post by StillANoob on Jul 1, 2010 22:30:38 GMT -5
Red vs Blue..(man i could go on forever)
Church talking to Doc about Tuckers mutant baby. "Relax, I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just gonna go in there, step on its neck, and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."
Don't remember what bit that's from.. 'I've got half a mind to kill you...and the other half agrees.'
Classic RvB lol moment Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"
Church: "You know, Caboose, I use to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an [not a very nice person], or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total f**king douchebag."
Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."
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Post by Adam Selene on Jul 4, 2010 23:32:50 GMT -5
"This is a GP hull, it is impervious to any type of matter or energy, unless they have antimatter or neutronium, which they won't, we are fine"
"No the hull is fine, we are not, if they have anything approaching basic space travel technology, which they do. *points at approaching spaceship* All they need to do is hit us with a mass equal to or larger than our vehicle, at a velocity of more than 10 meters a second and we get turned to goo, they can then hose off the interior and sell the hull at their leisure.
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Post by spazmunke on Jul 5, 2010 13:46:03 GMT -5
that quote sounds familiar, where is it from?
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Post by WestRider on Jul 5, 2010 17:23:25 GMT -5
Larry Niven, from Ringworld, isn't it?
"Subtle wit and sophist guile Mean nothing when the broadswords sing So rush in then, and die, dogs I was a Man before I was a King"
The Road of Kings
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Post by Adam Selene on Jul 5, 2010 22:57:28 GMT -5
@ spazmunke: I know it comes from a book about "known space" so Niven could have written it but if it was in a man-kzin wars book than any author could have penned it, either way it is about pierson puppeteers EDIT Leaders are made on demand, often from the meagerist of options. Like how a gardener shapes plants and stones in a bed of soil into a form he finds pleasing, I shape empires and entire races in a bed of stars. You should be honored that I consider your 'Imperium of Man' worthy of being the centerpiece of my garden, like a great, old tree. As for the Orks, Tyranids and others, all weeds. I quote a lot of thing when I don't know the writer , and some times I can't remember it exactly so I ad-lib.
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Post by spazmunke on Jul 6, 2010 13:53:42 GMT -5
You know, my parents are acquaintances of Larry Niven, and I have met Harry Turtledove. I just wish I could have met Heinlein, as he is my favorite author.
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jul 6, 2010 18:33:19 GMT -5
"In fairness, all it takes for an Indie band to not sound like an Indie band is for them to learn to sing. And play."
- Makarova.
Myself: "I refuse to betray my own kind!"
Gardelin, the Pantless One: "But you're an Ogre. You always betray your own kind."
Me: "If you think you have it rough, I assure you, homosexuals living in desolate and barbarous places have it worse."
Friend: "Don't they like it rough?"
"You know, for a race of people who have supposedly been controlling the world for the past two hundred years the Jews sure do get pummelled a lot."
Another friend of mine.
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Post by Adam Selene on Jul 13, 2010 9:26:42 GMT -5
How I imagine the "heroic sacrifice" the teacher tried to brain wash us with.
Scott: Oates' last words were "I am just going outside and may be some time" I just thought he had to urinate. Wilson: So he sacrificed himself so that we might live. Scott: A truly brave soul. Bowers: Hay, is that a leg of lamb in your hand, I thought we were out of food. Wilson: Yer wear did you get that from, it looks like it just came out of the butchers. Scott: ...
Modern military doctrine states that both fire superiority and the excellent line of sight afforded by high ground are advantageous from small engagements to major campaigns, for the basic grunt this involves caring heavy loads, up hill.
EDIT - censored
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jul 13, 2010 11:17:48 GMT -5
"Any idiot can be intelligent"
- Makarova.
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Post by Laughing Man on Jul 13, 2010 18:17:45 GMT -5
"don't worry i have leadership 9 for my warband rout check *rolls 11*
He lost two guys in his warband, i was down from 10 to 5 passed 4 tests at leadership 7 he failed one at leadership 9, nothing funnier than dwarves running away.
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Post by StillANoob on Jul 14, 2010 5:45:28 GMT -5
This quote was used by my mate on one of those chat roulette things to a guy who was...well...one of those guys doing those things
Obviously the next thing he did was disconnect.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Jul 16, 2010 18:54:40 GMT -5
A conversation between me and my friend.
Friend "No, the french revolution was started by the Austrians." Me "Uh-uh, the FRENCH started it. That's why it is called the FRENCH Revolution." Friend "What history classes have you been going to?" Me "Apparently the ones you've been sleeping through."
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Post by spazmunke on Jul 17, 2010 11:40:22 GMT -5
there is no such thing as a stupid question, however, there are lots of inquisitive idiots.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Jul 17, 2010 12:28:31 GMT -5
"Technically, they're not called 'dates.' The correct term is 'action figures.'"
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jul 17, 2010 13:05:19 GMT -5
"Thus realism and historical accuracy have not been so much discarded as kicked down a giant well by the King of Sparta."
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Post by Laughing Man on Jul 17, 2010 17:41:19 GMT -5
"I learnt how to point guns in people's faces from...commander Shepard" "Conrad this is not acceptable *gunshot*" "You shot my foot."
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Post by Makarova (M.I.A) on Jul 18, 2010 10:05:13 GMT -5
"You're so cute when you have issues." - Spinning Head Guy to me.
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Post by commissargaunt on Jul 18, 2010 17:20:06 GMT -5
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! -Anon
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