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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 26, 2009 20:50:23 GMT -5
Here is where you post your favourite quotes from absolutely anywhere: games workshop, real world, TV, movies, and so on.
"Its my mom's makeup for your big fat information, so don't touch it." "Why?" "Because its the lipstick of ultimate doom." "Why?" "Because if you touch it, we're both gonna get killed." -Stickin Around
"And boom goes the dynamite" -Newbie newsman
"I cannot allow you before Theodin King so armed Gandalf, the legs can stay" -Two Towers RiffTrax
"Here they don't shoot you in the chest, out here they shoot you in the dong" -Gang banger
"The good news is we're about to run out of food," -Eye of the Maelstrom
"Madam you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober" -Winston Churchill
"Some ants toot" -Strong Bad
"That's the guiltiest face I've seen all day" -Judge Judy
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Post by Melissia on Jun 26, 2009 20:52:41 GMT -5
Spy from TF2. This conversation: Scout: "So what, are you president of his fan club?" Spy: "No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!" Spy tosses down photographic/pornographic evidence of this. What Do You Mean, It's Not Awesome?
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 21:00:28 GMT -5
"Goddammit. Yeah, I have. First, there's a huge difference between being arrested and being guilty. Second, see, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. The law can change from state to state, from nation to nation, from city to city. I guess I have to go by a higher law. How's that? Yeah, I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma."
"I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. "
"I was also drunk, crazy and heavily armed at all times. People trembled and cursed when I came into a public room and started screaming in German. "
-HST
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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 26, 2009 21:09:31 GMT -5
I told you to keep your F***ing head down! If you'd listened to me, you'd still be f***ing alive right now, stupid f***! -Jarhead
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 21:31:27 GMT -5
"If you're going through Hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - I don't recall if it was anonymous.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jun 26, 2009 21:33:04 GMT -5
"You're probably so drunk you're seeing double!" "That's why I have two guns, one for each of ya."
-Tombstone
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 22:15:31 GMT -5
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Ben Franklin (a.k.a. Big Pimpin)
"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only in success."-Villian in James Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
"If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you."
"Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches?"-Sir Winston Churchill
"Si on juge de l'amour par la plupart de ses effets, il ressemble plus à la haine qu'à l'amitié."-François de La Rochefoucauld
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
"Go down that road until you get blown up!" -Patton, ordering his recon troops
And, of course, the best:
"In matters of fashion swim with the tide, in matters of principle stand like a rock"
"The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
"The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time."
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."
-Thomas Jefferson
Finally, translations of my siggy, for you lazy ppl like me:
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Sometimes I get the urge to conquer large parts of Europe
"La Garde meurt, elle ne se rend pas!" The Guard dies, it does not surrender!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jun 26, 2009 22:39:10 GMT -5
Elle ne se rend jamais!
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Post by Melissia on Jun 26, 2009 22:39:47 GMT -5
Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I like war. Gentlemen, I love war.
I like genocide. I like blitzkrieg. I like aggressive war. I like defensive war. I like sieges. I like breaking through. I like withdrawing. I like mopping up. I like retreating.
In moors, on highways, in trenches, in plains, on tundra, in desert, on sea, in sky, in mud, in marshes, I love every aspect of war that takes place on this earth.
I like blowing away the enemy with the thunderous roar of a line of guns going off all at once. When an enemy is shot to pieces after being thrown high in the air, my heart dances. I like crushing the enemy tank with the 88mm on our tanks. When I mowed down the enemy who fled screaming from the burning tank with an MG, my heart leapt.
I like it when infantry plow through the enemy's lines with their bayonets all in line. I remember being moved when seeing new recruits, filled with panic, stabbing an already dead enemy again and again...
Seeing an escapee being strung from a lamppost in the street is unendurably exciting. Seeing a captive be thrown down with a piercing shriek as my own hand falls was spectacular.
When the pitiful resistance came bravely with their small firearms, and we destroyed them and a good chunk of the city with the 4.8 tonne bomb, I was at my height.
I like it when we are destroyed with the morning dew. It is a sad thing when the town one is supposed to protect is trampled, and the women and children violated and killed.
I like being squashed and destroyed by England and America's amount of material resources. Being followed by English and American forces and having to crawl around on the ground like a pesky insect is the ultimate disgrace.
Gentlemen, I desire a war that is like hell! Gentlemen, my companions in the battalion, who follow me...gentlemen, what do you desire? Do you desire war as well? Do you desire a war of no mercy? Do you desire a conflict that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the crows on this planet?
We used all the strength in our bodies to clench our fists. But for us, who have waited and waited in the depths of this darkness for half a century, a mere war is not enough! It must be a great war! A whole-hearted great war! We are nothing more than a thousand remaining soldiers of a battalion, but I believe you are all veterans, each worth a thousand men. In that case, including me, we are a million and one strong. Let us drive away those who have forgotten us, let us pull awake those who have fallen in their sleep. Let us pull them up by their hair and pry their eyes open and make them remember. Let us remind them of the taste of fear. Let us remind them of the sound of our military shoes pounding. Let us remind them that there are things between the earth and the sky which they would not even dream to be possible.
We will burn the world down.
Here we go, gentlemen.
*salute*
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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 26, 2009 22:48:37 GMT -5
"Here lies the body of Colonel C. Black Who, during unexpected attack Should have stood near the back" -gravesite
"You know those 6000 ships you say the allies don't have? Well, they have them" -The Longest Day
"When you laugh at women its sexism, when you laugh at men its comedy"
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 23:21:08 GMT -5
"You know those 6000 ships you say the allies don't have? Well, they have them" -The Longest Day Great Movie! Here's a few movie quotes from one I watched last night: Topper: I want to meet your parents and pet your dog. Ramada: My parents are dead, my dog ate them. [Addressing the Japanese Ambassador and delegation] President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars. President Benson: We'll settle this the old Navy way: first guy to die, LOSES! President Benson: Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country. President Benson: Here's the target area. Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir. President Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it. Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there. President Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything? Dexter: You don't understand. I can't walk... they've... tied my shoelaces together. Topper: A knot. Bastards!
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Jun 26, 2009 23:29:08 GMT -5
Narrator: And when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour... And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound. The Bible, Revelation 8:1 and 8:6 [Cut to Crusader Antonius Block, resting near crashing waves on the beach. Silence abruptly descends, and a black-robed man with an unnaturally white face appears.] Block: Who are you? Death: I am Death. Block: You have come for me? Death: I have been for a long time at your side. Block: I know. Death: Are you prepared? Block: My body is afraid, but I am not. [Death approaches Block.] Block: Wait a moment. Death: You all say that. But I give no respite. Block: You play chess, do you not? … As long as I resist you, I live. If I win, you set me free.
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[Block's squire, Jöns, returns from asking directions of a man who turns out to be long dead.] Block: Did he show you the way? Jöns: Not exactly. Block: What did he say? Jöns: Nothing. Block: Was he mute? Jöns: No, milord. He was most eloquent. Block: Indeed. Jöns: But very gloomy.
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[Jöns encounters a man painting a church mural about mass death.] Jöns: Why all this daubing? Painter: To remind people of death. Jöns: That won't make them any happier. Painter: Why make them happy? Why not scare them? Jöns: Then they won't look at your picture. Painter: Yes, they will. A skull is more interesting than a naked woman. Jöns: If you scare them— Painter: They think— Jöns: Then they think. Painter: And are still more scared. Jöns: And fall into the arms of the priests. . . . [Jöns points to a part of the mural with a line of suffering people.] Jöns: What's that rubbish there? Painter: People think the plague is a punishment from God. Crowds wander the land lashing each other to please the Lord. Jöns: Lashing each other? Painter: Yes, it's a horrible sight. You feel like hiding when they pass. Jöns: Give me a gin. I've had nothing but water. I feel as thirsty as a desert camel. Painter: Scared after all? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Block goes to confess at a confessional alcove in a church.] Block: I want to confess as best I can, but my heart is void. The void is a mirror. I see my face and feel loathing and horror. My indifference to men has shut me out. I live now in a world of ghosts, a prisoner in my dreams. Priest: Yet you do not want to die. Block: Yes, I do. [As Block looks away, we see now that the "priest" is actually Death.] Priest/Death: What are you waiting for? Block: Knowledge. Priest/Death: You want a guarantee. Block: Call it what you will. [Block kneels as if praying to the figure of Jesus.] Block: Is it so hard to conceive God with one's senses? Why must He hide in a midst of vague promises and invisible miracles? How are we to believe the believers when we don't believe ourselves? What will become of us who want to believe but cannot? And what of those who neither will nor can believe? Why can I not kill God within me? Why does He go on living in a painful, humiliating way? I want to tear Him out of my heart, but He remains a mocking reality which I cannot get rid of. Do you hear me? Priest/Death: I hear you. [Block turns to kneel before the priest behind the confessional screen.] Block: I want knowledge. Not belief. Not surmise. But knowledge. I want God to put out His hand, show His face, speak to me. Priest/Death: But He is silent. Block: I cry to Him in the dark, but there seems to be no one there. Priest/Death: Perhaps there is no one there. Block: Then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing. Priest/Death: Most people think neither of Death nor nothingness. Block: Until they stand on the edge of life and see the Darkness. Priest/Death: Ah, that day. Block: [laughs bitterly] I see. We must make an idol of our fear, and call it God. Priest/Death: You are uneasy. Block: Death visited me this morning. We are playing chess. This respite enables me to perform a vital errand. Priest/Death: What errand? Block: My whole life has been a meaningless search. I say it without bitterness or self-reproach. I know it is the same for all. But I want to use my respite for one significant action. Priest/Death: So you play chess with Death? Block: He is a skillful tactician, [smiling] but I have not yet lost one piece. Priest/Death: How can you outwit Death? Block: [smiling] By a combination of bishop and knight. I will break his flank. [The "priest" turns to face Block through the screen.] Priest/Death: I shall remember that. [Block stands up, startled.] Block: Traitor! You have tricked me! But I'll find a way out.
(-The Seventh Seal-Det sjunde inseglet-)
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jun 27, 2009 11:45:17 GMT -5
"I'll take your gole bladder out so fast your spleen 'll turn round and say WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FRANK?!" -Turk, Scrubs
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Post by ReWolf on Jun 27, 2009 12:23:25 GMT -5
“I’d like a big breakfast today, because 65 years ago on this day I didnt get one…” - Charles Kinkade, D-Day veteran, to his wife on the 65th anniversary of D-Day.
"Books let us imagine the impossible. Movies let us see the impossible. Video games let us do the impossible."
"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."- Dave Barry
"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." - Brian W. Kernighan
"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it." - Pablo Picasso
"A semiconductor guy said by 2020 you'll be able to buy the computing power of the human mind for $1,000. By 2030, same power will cost $1. He didn't say if that was in 2007 dollars or not."
"Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)."
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
"I'm not going to list all of the reasons why [Loose Change] is a complete and utter intelligence trainwreck because I don't need to; its already been done."
“Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error of judgment.” - Philip K. thingy
"Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the entrance to the SR-71 base, Kadena, Japan
"If liberty means anything, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear." - Geroge Orwell
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." - George Carlin
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Gandhi
"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary." -Thomas Carruthers
"When an "earwitness" to the Flight 93 crash claims she didn't hear a crash, but instead heard "an explosion, like an atomic bomb," we should believe her, because of her experience discriminating between the sounds of large passenger jets hitting the ground at high speed and the detonation of atomic weapons." - What I Learned (http://www.sawyerhome.net/whatilearned.html)
"Spartans! Ready your breakfasts and eat heartily, for tonight we dine in hell!" - King Leonidas, 300
" Anyone who has ANY clue on operating a computer can use XP and get a bsod once in a blue moon. OSXI and OSX and why they suck: HURRR DURRR I CLOSE PROGRAMS ON YOU WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS WARNING. LOL. BRB HANDICAP PARKING, CAN'T RIGHT CLICK LOL." - Anon
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Post by John_Galt (M.I.A) on Jun 27, 2009 13:09:58 GMT -5
The engineer one made me laugh.
"Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, it's just a lot harder to put a baseball card in the spokes."
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jun 28, 2009 2:12:42 GMT -5
"IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!!!" -Soldier, TF2
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Post by Helmian (M.I.A) on Jun 28, 2009 8:08:04 GMT -5
''Gaaah!! I give you money to buy me something and then you give it to your mom!?'' My friends response to learning that my other friend gave his money to his mom and he'll get them back in august.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2009 8:32:39 GMT -5
When God gives you lemon....FIND A NEW GOD
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Post by nicholasakira on Jun 28, 2009 13:58:36 GMT -5
"With your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" -Captain Planet
"A witty saying proves nothing"
"Half of americans have never voted. half have never read a newspaper. Pray it is the same half"
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jun 28, 2009 14:39:25 GMT -5
"When life gives you lemons, impress everyone by making orange juice."
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Post by Melissia on Jun 28, 2009 14:45:09 GMT -5
Where sun creates shadow's games where tragic echoes speak of death why Lord why between the ruins through lakes of holy blood I walk in tears for my wasted land Echoes of tragedy carved on my steel in this neverending fight against the beast soldiers of twilight turn back to hell burn in your fire or glory for me will be your end Mothers and children embraced in blood torture and rape will leave their sign after the sorrow I call the holy rage burn in my heart now flames of blind hate Echoes of tragedy carved on my steel in this neverending fight against the beast soldiers of twilight turn back to hell echoes of tragedy carved on my steel in this neverending fight against the beast soldiers of twilight turn back to hell burn in your fire or glory for me will be your end Hey, you said "from anywhere" I love this song.
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Post by Cadian 117 on Jun 28, 2009 14:53:33 GMT -5
Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.
No spreading out, no fancy stuff, just smash through. Let's see how those degenerate sophisticates handle a healthy dose of pure unreasoning violence.
Disarmament, with mutual honor and confidence, is a continuing imperative.
Don't join the book burners. Don't think you are going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed.
I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
When you appeal to force, there's one thing you must never do - lose.
Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower
You do not lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership.
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.” --Ferdinand Foch-- at the Battle of the Marne
"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't."-George S. Patton
Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. George S. Patton
If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results. George S. Patton
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. George S. Patton
Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets. George S. Patton
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Post by druchi on Jun 28, 2009 18:10:53 GMT -5
Near this spot Are deposited the Remains of one Who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, And all the virtues of Man, without his Vices. This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery If inscribed over human ashes, Is but a just tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a DOG
- Lord Byron
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Post by Gen. Slade on Jun 28, 2009 18:29:16 GMT -5
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. Ulysses S. Grant (1822 - 1885)
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Post by MarkOfTruth on Jun 28, 2009 22:42:45 GMT -5
Gotta love that autofilter, eh? Top quote: Literally all of Pulp Fiction. Seriously. "I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." -Vince Lombardi "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." -Sir Winston churchill, Speech in the House of Commons, June 4, 1940 "We roll tonight, to the guitar fight." -AC/DC, "For Those About to Rock, We Salute You" "You take my life but I'll take yours too, You fire your musket but I'll run you through." -Iron Maiden, The Trooper "When life throws you lemons we're told to make lemonade. What we don't realize is that life never threw us water, sugar or even a jug." -My best friend Jeff
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