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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 18, 2009 13:45:27 GMT -5
I think this thread should be pinned, just to show all the new people how a thread can go so horribly wrong so quickly.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Dec 18, 2009 15:57:39 GMT -5
Today I'm worried about my male, because I haven't heard from him in two days. Don't worry, he's in south africa. What could possibly go wrong.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Dec 26, 2009 22:26:46 GMT -5
Sometimes it's better to keep the error on the post. Ragnar is such a horribly ugly model that you can exchange him with good consciousness. Edit: Conscience... I suspect keeping him won't make you collapse.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 7, 2010 14:06:14 GMT -5
...I started my Ork Weirdboy. I am using Paris Hilton as my inspiration.
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jan 8, 2010 7:32:56 GMT -5
Were you prepared to blow me up when we first met? Yes. It can be awkward meeting people for the first time, though... Me : "Hey, I'm Reds" Girl: "Hey, I'm Steph- is that a missile launcher behind your back?" Me: "Uh....no, I'm just happy to see you!" Reds
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 8, 2010 17:19:18 GMT -5
@so it's natural to have smiley faces on your breast?
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jan 8, 2010 19:42:39 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm going to have to see a picture of that ork's bumb of the word you said you wrote. Reds
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jan 14, 2010 19:09:52 GMT -5
*Finshes reading 6 pages of this Thread* Screams "WTF is this" *Pulls pin on frag grenades and drops them down his pants beguines running around the room screaming.
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Post by Julian Sharps on Jan 16, 2010 0:26:01 GMT -5
Thirded. Especially when combined with a plate of fresh brownies, Cab Calloway and/or a very large mug of hot cocoa. If you were a woman, I'd hit you over the head with a rock and marry you. Luckily for you you're not. May you wake up and thank the Emperor for this gift. In loving memory of Julian Sharps' memory 1988-2010
Or whenever it was...
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 17, 2010 14:22:06 GMT -5
Concerning the commissar's book: I should have painted it to look like the rulebook or IG codex...and then pay the points and call it a power weapon.
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Post by Scarper on Jan 17, 2010 14:57:47 GMT -5
"What's that enormous robot-looking green thing I can see stomping throught the forest exploding everything?" "Hmm probably just a bird."
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 24, 2010 17:31:17 GMT -5
The most interesting thing about marines is how the person playing them looks when you battle cannon them.
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Post by The Refined Gentleman (M.I.A) on Jan 27, 2010 10:39:16 GMT -5
It rises from the depths! It's the dreaded Turtle ymmoT! My god, that is one manly turtle.
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Post by The Envoy (AWOL) on Jan 27, 2010 21:24:59 GMT -5
Uraskar Creed would be very, very dead IRL. No, he would have had blue cat people pop out of the Colonel's coffee cup
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 27, 2010 21:58:02 GMT -5
Concerning vasectomy reversal with an airsoft gun: They put the bang right back into ya!
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Jan 31, 2010 20:41:36 GMT -5
I also met a blind girl and she was very rude to me... which taught me a lesson about disabled people...they're just like regular people...and some of them are bastards!
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Feb 1, 2010 18:31:04 GMT -5
Best lubricant for GS... spit you may also wish to invest in brown stuff. It's harder Hmm...it helps a lot to get everything really wet Update! You should really do it, whatever it is. Let the record show that RT encouraged someone to play Space Marines. Anyway, I'm horribly tempted to start a Space Wolf army, but I don't think I will. I think I need to sell, trade, and give away all of my remaining Marines, lest I start them again... Reds Today I realised just how a perfect sexual match RT is to me, and what a wonderful dom he is. I feel like the happiest girl alive. *giggle* My best and worst times....
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 7, 2010 17:36:57 GMT -5
So you log into warhammer 40k mmo. You make your little avatar chose a race\class or what ever happens. You choose to play on a role playing server to avoid the "pwned you noob" talk. You finish up the "noob town" quests and enter the world its fantasic every thing you could dream of your happy. you see a large ultra marine in terminator armor its got all the bells and whistles gold trim purity seals and all. He PMs you. Lord Siruls of the ultra marines whispers" Wanna cyber" You die on the inside. Like I'm really going to try this MMO now...
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Post by Colonel-Commissar, (M.I.A) on Feb 7, 2010 18:32:36 GMT -5
The public can go suck ymmot's helmet.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 7, 2010 20:36:55 GMT -5
[20:18:14] ElegaicRequiem: who knows? did you get the number of the plane that hit him? [20:24:00] orren: nope. [20:24:12] orren: Idk if it was a plane. coulda been a train [20:24:23] ElegaicRequiem: yeah, they sound the same [20:25:20] orren: or maybe his comp is just lame. or maybe there was a lion, that he tried to tame, and the lion is to blame. [20:25:39] ElegaicRequiem: you're in a petic mood [20:25:44] ElegaicRequiem: *poetic [20:25:45] orren: a lion with a big bushy mane. [20:26:16] orren: that, or i could just be insane. [20:27:01] ElegaicRequiem: while you write these stanzas, I'll call in the pandas, we'll find Reds by squeezin' gats, the Ministry loadout is phat [20:27:28] orren: I cant believe you just did that. -.- [20:27:31] ElegaicRequiem: werd [20:27:34] ElegaicRequiem: hahaha [20:27:38] orren: what a nerd. [20:27:50] ElegaicRequiem: well played, kommisar of kilts
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 8, 2010 15:16:34 GMT -5
Hmm, ElegaicRequiem seems to be pouncing RTs evilness. Do something RT! *Runs away from the impending nuclear holocaust No they represent two different sides of evil. RT is the- I am going to rip you apart and feast on your liver, and if I choke, you are so going to regret it. - kind of evil. While Elegaic Requiem is the- What's your pleasure? I am sure we can work some kind of deal. -kind of evil. Sign here. No, in blood...
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Feb 10, 2010 20:20:28 GMT -5
And Hetlan is the- Undying, hyper-obnoxious, can't stay on topic, where's my wallet? - kind of evil. Give them hand held battlecannons! Callus Excellent! Ogryn HWS! If only Ogryn Crazy! was here.
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Feb 17, 2010 14:08:43 GMT -5
On Galatea being traded like an old game console: and I'd pick you up out of that used games bin like I'd just discovered the holy grail, like a copy of Chrono Trigger for the PS1 or Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, and I would cry out with joy and thank the stars for my good fortune then run home to play with you over and over again... ...eh... yep, that's what I'd do. It seems the rocket man is an artist with words as well.
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Post by Hetfiltrator on Feb 24, 2010 18:22:33 GMT -5
POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! POWER FIST! [/b][/size][/quote] Your sex life must be interesting...[/quote] I laughed so hard at that.
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Post by Helmian (M.I.A) on Feb 28, 2010 6:25:52 GMT -5
If it looks like today, behaves like today and smells like today. Then it is today.
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