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Post by Rolling Thunder on Jul 8, 2011 17:40:56 GMT -5
Alright, this is what we're going to do. You're going to pour yourself in tar and feathers, strut out there like a chicken and begin making obscene noises. That will instantaneously grab their attention. Most will stand slack jawed and stupefied, however others will likely work themselves up in a raging frenzy at the sight of you. Knowing these disgusting degenerates some may attempt to take advantage of you sexually...so do your best to fend them off as long as you can. Aim for the throat and groin. ... Meanwhile, I'll sneak past them and try for the other side while they have their way with your violated corpse.
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LemonKing
Lieutenant
Sacrifice your turtles or face my wrath!
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Post by LemonKing on Jul 9, 2011 0:22:49 GMT -5
Requiem filled madness! Today, I had a short conversation about cheese sodomy with Reds. He started it.
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Post by Bryant on Jul 11, 2011 13:20:48 GMT -5
I feel like the child inside me was raped Somewhere in the distance, Mat Ward's mustache can be heard cackling... THis is the funniest thing I've read on here.
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Post by Rook on Jul 16, 2011 18:29:47 GMT -5
One of my life goals is to be awesome enough to make up for at least 3 unawesome Americans.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jul 17, 2011 18:54:41 GMT -5
The Rook Ingredients: 1 shot of grain alcohol 1 meat tenderizing hammer 2 grapefruits 1 match Instructions: Ingest gain alcohol, smash grapefruits with hammer, light match and swallow. Reds
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jul 20, 2011 15:43:47 GMT -5
From a Steamchat log
elegaicrequiem: also, 40K people are the worst on the internet, which is another reason the IGMB is so cool RedsandRoyals: Hahaha RedsandRoyals: No RedsandRoyals: Those are pedophiles elegaicrequiem: ? RedsandRoyals: 40K people are the worst on the internet elegaicrequiem: pedos don't freak out over little inconsistencies based on an inherently inconsistent lore elegaicrequiem: probably elegaicrequiem: I wouldn't know elegaicrequiem: ... RedsandRoyals: Sure
Reds
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Post by Trooper One-Nine-Seven-Four on Jul 20, 2011 15:53:02 GMT -5
elegaicrequiem: also, 40K people are the worst on the internet, which is another reason the IGMB is so cool RedsandRoyals: Hahaha RedsandRoyals: No RedsandRoyals: Those are pedophiles elegaicrequiem: ? RedsandRoyals: 40K people are the worst on the internet elegaicrequiem: pedos don't freak out over little inconsistencies based on an inherently inconsistent lore elegaicrequiem: probably elegaicrequiem: I wouldn't know elegaicrequiem: ... RedsandRoyals: Sure In a book I just read about the anthrax mailings, it was revealed that Bruce Ivins (the guy they think who did it) once wrote a letter to an editor of a newspaper defending NAMBLA...
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Post by Gabriel Lupus on Jul 22, 2011 18:25:09 GMT -5
I think imagining your hairy pantless legs while you are running around cackling would drive me to projectile vomit. Then again shaving your legs would be just as bad. I think what i'm trying to say is you're naked legs disgust me either way. It's even better out of context...
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Post by Empirespy on Jul 23, 2011 18:26:38 GMT -5
Random PM conversation on warseer.
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Post by RedsandRoyals on Jul 24, 2011 21:29:57 GMT -5
Another Steamchat gem from our favorite Kommissar
Reds
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Post by Rook on Jul 26, 2011 19:40:48 GMT -5
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that nuts. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper tenderly, "this is for you". Sounds like advice for Rook.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Aug 2, 2011 7:15:34 GMT -5
talking about how Dave is possibly an Oompa Loompa Re: Hi there « Reply #77 Yesterday at 8:08pm »
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- a dwarf psychic has escaped from prison, police say there is a small medium at large.
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Post by KRIEGEIRK on Aug 2, 2011 7:18:49 GMT -5
^ Oh and Kirsten wrote this made me lol
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 2, 2011 7:21:45 GMT -5
Skype Conversation
Note: Do not click on the links.
And a later exerpt.
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Post by Walrus on Aug 2, 2011 7:31:07 GMT -5
Dan Krichbaum. Who is he?
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 2, 2011 13:33:36 GMT -5
Orren.
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Post by Walrus on Aug 2, 2011 18:15:05 GMT -5
Ahh... I wish I could be in things like this. Stupid Australian time zone
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Post by The Hawk! on Aug 3, 2011 13:31:28 GMT -5
Today at 3:35pm, Walrus wrote:Well we don't get many females on the board...
In sure it would be different IRL though. Group of manly men sitting in a group drinking beverages of choice and discussing/playing with little toys soldiers. Then a female walks in... this was in Kirstens introduction thread..... i had to add it as it made me chuckle.... hard.....
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Post by ElegaicRequiem on Aug 3, 2011 21:19:06 GMT -5
If there is a way you could make yourself sound more like a serial killer, I cannot think of it Serial killer? I'm insulted. You kill men by the division, you betray the Imperium, then betray the very Gods of Chaos, you lead an army of the dead into Commorragh and, sack it and install Ymmot and its' overlord, you defeat the very essence of death itself and take his scythe as your own, you strike down a Daemon on the very doorstep of the Golden Throne, and save Galatea from damnation, and then some youngblood comes along and says you remind them of a scary bad man from the TV. Ares weeps in his bone-vaulted hall, but there is nothing "Serial" about killing here. We prefer means that can take out entire cities at once. Welcome to the Imperial Guard. I'm proud to say I remember most of this happening. I may even be responsible for RT having the scythe...
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Post by Walrus on Aug 4, 2011 4:38:12 GMT -5
Aaaaaand that's why we have so many conscripts with less than 10 posts....
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Post by Rolling Thunder on Aug 4, 2011 4:54:48 GMT -5
Aaaaaand that's why we have so many conscripts with less than 10 posts.... If they can't take that kind of insanity then they have no place in the 41st Millennium. I'd recommend some other system to ease them into the horror of future war.
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Post by Walrus on Aug 4, 2011 5:06:54 GMT -5
Or the horror of war in general.
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Post by Ymmot (M.I.A) on Aug 16, 2011 12:37:30 GMT -5
Hey MGK I think I'm going to learn Swedish to honor you. Yes, I'm doing it. Thank you. I think every one should give up their forignese and learn Swedish. It would make my life more easy. Here is a small film to give you some understanding of the Swedish language. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OfsABOGw3cAnd the most important sentence of all. -Hello there. you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Perhaps we could go to a restaurant and get to know each other. Perhaps afterward we can sit in front of an open fire and cuddle a little = E´ru kåt? And some words important to know. Tequila = Tequila Sex = sex Revolver = Revolver Sand castle = Sandslott That ought to do it.
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Post by Trickstick on Aug 20, 2011 18:44:27 GMT -5
GO MAJOR DOWNER, GO DAVE!!!! When you thrust imagine I am your buttocks.
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Post by Adam Selene on Aug 29, 2011 22:08:04 GMT -5
What most other players call an army..I call it a troop choice. Kanak skull takers = British soccer supporters.
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